DeadinHead
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Joined 05-27-11, id: 2936962, Profile Updated: 10-17-11
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Name: Steve

Age: 17 :D

Birthday: 12th of july 1994

Nationality: Dutch/Holland/The Netherlands

Sex: Male

S.O.: Gay

Relation: In love... ;]

Favorite pairings: NaruxSasu! NejixGaara or GaaraxLee! NaruxHinata

Hated pairings: NaruxSaku, SakuxSasu

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(Is a Dutch facebook like site)
http://www.facebook.com/svoortman


Well hello my loves! I am Steve. I am 17 years old. I am gay. I really love to read a lot of storys and poems, that's when found this site! My heart overflowd with love! My eyes teared from happines! When i found out that there are a lot of Naruto FanFics on this site! My heart filled with joy also. When I later found the option for M, my heart completely exploded. My life was fullfilled. I do not need anythin else than this site, my ife is good.
As you may know, I am dutch. I come from The Netherlands. So if any of my stories or my profile stuff has any mistakes, I am truly sorry. I try to do my best, well I am really doing my best and it's working! :D
If you want to know anything else, just ask me. I probalby will put some of my poems on my profile. :D

My Heart – A poem by DeadInHead

The ice in my heart,
Is what makes life so hard.
All this cold inside me,
Makes me imperfectly.
All I want to say,
Imperfect is the perfect of today.


Poem – A poem by DeadInHead

A poem isn’t always about love,
A poem isn’t always about hate,
It’s about reading and wait,
It’s about feelings kind of.

A poem isn’t about me,
A poem isn’t about you,
If you have no clue,
It’s all about living in the sea.

A poem is all about everything,
A poem is all about anyone,
As long it isn’t a bun,
It’s like a sword his cling

A poem is about traveling,
Traveling through space and time,
That is the reason I rhyme,
And my shirt is not raveling.

Traveling through mind,
Traveling through the world,
Traveling in a way curled,
Traveling is a thing that makes you bind.

Bind to a person,
Bind and connect,
That makes some affect,
Life will not worsen.

Plasticville
(Not mine, but it's great!)

I remember wanting the words
“Happy Birthday”
weaved onto the face of my cake
in pink form
and being turned back,
rude…
“Pink is for girls,” you said.
I sighed and settled for red.

I tried on your skirt
and liked the look fitting
my legs stretching out the ends
not yet
coated
In trickles’ of hair
or grown
to adolescent length.
I glistened at the sight of your dress
and ran complacent to its side.

I went on a website
not yet appropriate of age
and reveled my eyes at sights unknown

Revisited years later
hairs in pits
and pretended to fancy the chick
when really,
really
I just stared at the dick.

Ignore - By DeadInHead

Ignore me,
Do whatever you want.
Ignore me,
I don’t really care.
Ignore me,
Do whatever you want.
Ignore me,
I don’t want to care.
Ignore me,
Do whatever you want.
Ignore me,
I don’t care.
Ignore me,
Do what you want.
Ignore me,
I don’t want to talk.
Ignore me,
Do what you want.
Ignore me,
I want to talk.
Ignore me,
Or rather don’t.
Don’t ignore me,
I may be toying with you.
Don’t ignore me,
Because I like you.
Don’t ignore me,
I love you.


Who am I, what am I? - By DeadInHead
10/10/’11 (Day, Month, Year)

I am your enemy
And your best friend.
I am not needed
And very useful.
I will protect you,
But I am dangerous.
I will love you
And hate you.
I will help you,
But you won’t need me.
I am worthless,
And I am valuable.
I am different from you,
But the same.
I am nothing at all,
But I am everything.
I am who I am,
But I am no one.
I am who I am,
But I am not who I am.


I love all of who read my complete profile!

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The Etrian Odyssey 3 Travelogue by Pureauthor reviews
The Yggdrasil Labyrinth of Armoroad is a vast, unconquered place. Many have come to try their luck and skill against the Labyrinth's myriad dangers. These are the writings of one such guild that has risen to the challenge.
Etrian Odyssey/世界樹の迷宮 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 106 - Words: 131,292 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 11/5/2010
An Unknown Future by Kumori sensei reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are close. Really close. As seen on the bus ride home. NaruSasu. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/22/2016 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Cursed by DemonicKiya reviews
Moving is never easy. Expecally when your new home is by a creepy forest. But when Naruto is forced into the woods and gets lost, he stumbles into the adventure of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,914 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Smile by Repeated Love Song reviews
Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 255,762 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lights Out by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Naruto and Sasuke hated each other in high school. What happens when in college they are roomed together? How about when the power goes out and one is afraid? AU, NaruSasu, Rating to be safe. Reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,475 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Day In, Day Out by HowDoYouDoop reviews
In a busy city Uchiha Sasuke is a slave watching the world of the free pass by him. One day a young man stops at his window and strikes up a conversation. Talking is all well and good, but what can this blonde haired, blue eyed stranger do for Sasuke? ((TW:rape))
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,237 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Best Way to Fall by Nero Luna e D'argento Sole reviews
Naruto is a normal boy, in a normal band, with normal friends, attending a normal school. That is, until Shikamaru brings a friend to band practice. Now he has to face, the MIGHTY DUCKBUTT! NARUTO IS SEME! YAOI HATERS, PLEASE LEAVE! Lots of OOCness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Only Live Twice by Karrie101 reviews
Arizona is in love with Callie. She will do wat it takes to make Callie love her, but not everything is wat it seems. Will she ever find out wat's going? Or is it still a mystery in the end?
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Arizona R., Callie T. - Complete
Obsessed by kaname-luvr reviews
It wasn't that I was drunk nor that I was a cheating bastard. I wasn't high either nor was I an exhibitionist but right then and there I knew there was no stopping him from fulfilling what we both wanted. What ever it was, he had me. Naru/Sasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Altered States by VioletWylde reviews
Sasuke knew how he felt about Naruto, but fear kept him from acting. What happens when those fears are locked away? When suppressed feelings are allowed to surface? A mysterious extra credit assignment may provide opportunity. AU. Yaoi. Lemons & language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,266 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's AMAZEing by reallyreallyverynotgood reviews
Five-year-old Sasuke is stuck in a corn maze. How does he get out? :D Cute little NaruSasu story.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A little SasuNaru oneshot by Otaku Teme reviews
what happens when Naruto shows up for training with a hat and baggy pants? Why is he acting so strangely? Well Sasuke Uchiha is determined to figure out why. See what happens when he figures out why. I suck at summaries!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sun Shower by dreamysaturn reviews
When Sakura was very little, her mother told her the story about fox people who fell in love with humans. When Sakura learns of Naruto's feelings for Sasuke, she is determined to give this fox legend a happy ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Groundhog Day by xCastielsGirlx reviews
'It was the heat of the moment...' Sasuke swears the day is repeating itself and must find out how to stop the loop before it's too late! SasuNaru Inspired by Supernatural's Mystery Spot. Rated T for cussing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
God, it burns by Mako75 reviews
NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,689 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Chemicals Between Us by VioletWylde reviews
Its the 1st day of his Junior year and already Naruto is having issues with his chem partner. Naruto decides to forge ahead and attempt to befriend the raven-haired boy. Will he succeed or will he get more than he bargained for? M for language and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,346 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trade the Past by VioletWylde reviews
Sasuke's budding relationship with Naruto is interrupted when he is ordered to hunt down Orochimaru. Can he conquer his demons and create a better life for himself? Yaoi, Rated M for language and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,012 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kids In Love by reallyreallyverynotgood reviews
"The first kiss stole the breath from my lips." What happens when you fall into a love you can only keep for the summer? NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girl Moms Are So Overrated by QuesoPwnz reviews
Life's hard when you're 16 and pregant. Especially when you're male, your baby's father is your annoying, blond rival, and you have to live with said idiot for "X" amount of time. What can possibly go wrong? NaruSasu, Mpreg, rated M for reasons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wild Thang by reallyreallyverynotgood reviews
NaruSasu. Lemon. Sasuke "letting loose," jealousy caused by flirting, friends with benefits and hot smexy sex...What else do you want? Special thanks to QuesoPwnz for help with the summary xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bad Touch by reallyreallyverynotgood reviews
Pretty much the ABC's of NaruSasu. Give it a read. Fluffy, funny, random one-shots going in ABC order. Let me know if it's worth the read! I can't really put a summary, because each one is different.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Arranged Marriage by The Deuteragonist reviews
How to bring peace to the world? How to solve an age-old clan feud? How to make two oblivious boys realize something that has long been obvious to everyone else? A matchmaking conspiracy, of course! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Naruto's Game by Siephe reviews
Oneshot. After a long round of sparring, Naruto and Sasuke chill out for a bit... And so comes the birth of Naruto's funky game. ShounenAi. Naruto x Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
The story about a boring life reviews
When Minato finally is sick of it, they are going to move. Back to Konoha. Here they see some old friends and memories. But what will happen between Sasuke and Naruto if they meet again?...Rated M because there might be some Lemon in later chapters...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.