I'm just a simple 19-year-old who loves to write for pure amusement, venting, and practice. Although I do not write as much as I would like to, I do try. I used to aspire to one day become a respected and successful novelist, much like John Green and J.K. Rowling, but now that I have realized my dream is fairly difficult to pursue and then to upkeep, my dream has adjusted accordingly. I hope to redeem the world's youth and help them to live their lives to their full potential. It is honestly too sad to watch beautiful souls wither away.

To those of you who actually read and enjoy my stories:

Thank you so much! You are the very reason I am able to keep writing! I really do enjoy some quality feedback on my work, so please review whenever you can. I truly hope that you all can understand that I am currently in a race against time with passing high school and preparing for college and paying my parents back and keeping my legal record clean... The list could just go on and on. I will most certainly write whenever I can, as long as I have you all to back me up. I've come a long way, and I'm so happy that you have been here with me.

UPDATE:

I have made it into the college realm! Hence the further delays in my writing... College life is not as glamorous as the media tries to make it seem. It is challenging, time-consuming, and most definitely not full of parties (maybe for most, but not for me). I'm vagina-deep in work, but I've been working on "On the Table Periodically" this past weekend. I hope I've still held onto a few of you. Thank you for reading this, if you did. If not...

TL;DR VERSION:

I'M A BUSY COLLEGE STUDENT BUT I AM TRYING TO KEEP UP FOR YOU GUYS. K THNX BYE.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"'Aye, matey. Precisely. Although wine consumption has risen a [...]'" Good old Alaska never fails to be talking about illegal substances.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

I just put my hand on the remnants of my birthday cake slice. Thanks, survey.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Well, it wasn't necessarily me watching it... My mom was watching Property Brothers, so I joined in.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

1:30 AM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:21 AM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

I can hear my mom's loud ass snoring.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

The last time I was outside was at around midnight. I was getting out of my car to go into my house.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

I looked at my freshly painted nails. They're a very pleasant shade of periwinkle now.

9. What are you wearing?

I'm wearing light wash jeans, a black crew neck, and my glasses. Sorry to disappoint.

10. Did you dream last night?

Every person dreams every night, but it's a matter of whether or not the person remembers. I do not remember my dream from last night because I forgot to record it. I should really start to keep a dream journal.

11. When did you last laugh?

My last laugh was dedicated to this wonderful work of art: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

These walls are covered in memories.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Nothing of note stands out in my memory. Then again, define "weird."

14. What do you think of this survey?

This survey is interesting, to say the least.

15. What is the last film you saw?

The last film I saw was "Furious 7." My feels still ache.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would buy an island to home the people I hold most dear in my life, which I would then declare as a new country. Another, much larger portion of my money would go towards providing third-world countries with the beginning funds they need to rebuild their nations.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am a deeply unhappy person.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

There are so many things to choose from, considering the extensive grocery list of wrongness that exists in this world. One thing I would change is the presence of war. It is unnecessary killing, and I do not respect the existence of our military. Stop telling me to be grateful that you are fighting for me when I do not want to be fought for for no particular reason.

19. George Bush:

Bush did 9/11.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I DON'T WANT KIDS. But if I had to choose, I would name my child Harumi.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

AGAIN, I DON'T WANT KIDS. But, again, if I had to choose, I would name this child Ignatius.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
x You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
x You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance?
x It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
x You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 10

I'm my daddy's little girl.

Oh, do have patience with me, my dears.

With love,

Daniella