Story Tally: Naruto - 7. Final Fantasy VII - 6. Black Jewels - 2. Bleach - 2. Twilight - 1. Gilmore Girls - 1.

In the Arms of an Angel - Wrote it years ago on multiple post-it's (haven't looked at it in ages. Not sure if I want to). It's a Trory - Gilmore Girls... Good god. About Tristan looking back on his life, and looking at how Rory influenced it. My favorite line, that I have managed to remember all this time (and I think it inspired the entire thing), is "A house is not a home."

How to Kill Orochimaru - I was bored on the bus, I think, and thought of how many people are rather... Opinionated... On the Third's Law, and its effectiveness. Wondered what a good and loyal shinobi would do, if faced with Orochimaru telling someone. Thus, it was born. Complete and utter crack. Take seriously at own risk.

How to Kill Sakura - PhelpstwinsandElftwins, has written a series of crack! stories of unusual pairings in Naruto my favorite being 'You Should Be Proud' and I offered to off someone for her, and she wanted Sakura killed. Voila! Craaaack.

How to Kill Annoying Vamps, Part I - Momonster gave me a challenge to kill Aro, and yea, managed it pretty quickly, and then she read it and helped polish it up, so this one is dedicated to her.

The next series of stories... You'll notice in the summary they all say 'For SarissaDiablo', yes? Well that's because I loved her and wanted to help while stuff was happening.

Phone Sex? - Eh, I think the title is pretty self explanatory. But anyway, a comment made by Mistress Penelope about phone sex made me want to write something along those lines, and here we have it, the results. Very special as it contains Zack and Cloud and Zack's general pervertedness.

Blue - Naruto story, with Kaka/Naru and the ability of the past to haunt you. Not too much angst, I hope, but still enough to move.

Scars - Light-hearted Kenpachi/Ichigo. As light-hearted as a bloody fight that is just foreplay can be anyway... Written because of a comment said by the wonderful SarissaDiablo

Boredom - I was bored before class. And staring at clouds. Its kinda natural that I think of Shika, and thus Naruto.

Safe - Written straight after Boredom, it has the same characters (Naruto and Shika) and is completely pointless. Like holy cow I have no idea why I wrote even wrote it pointless. Maybe because I was so bored?

Comming of Age - I aint gonna regurgitate the AN in there as its long and just thinking of it gives me a headache. Basically, Zack experiences a moment we have all gone through - or will - as we grow up. And yes, it is supposed to be over the top with over use of italics. Its Hyper-hyper-hyper!Zack, after all. Now has a follow up story - "Why Me?"

Headaches - a Black Jewels fic, mainly because I think Daemon and Lucivar are too cute for their own good. Over-use of italics, but c'mon, they're excitable little kids. For Valar Morghulis as well as SarissaDiablo - the only ones I know personally who have read the BJ trilogy without me having to recommend it to them first! You both rock!

Masks of Madness - One-sided Gaa/Naru, and works on the cliche of Gaara being completely unhinged and how Naruto changed that. Hope that I did manage to bring a slightly different perspective to it.

Sleep Deeply - Cute Bleach family ficlet. Family bonding over past embarrassment, and simply being there for a sibling or siblings. Spawned because something very similar to that just happened, and my little-giant of a brother was sleeping behind me.

Fight... Or Flight - a BJ story, will not be up-dated again. Multi-chap, and done with advice from Valar Morghulis. In essence a story that was intended to be about the one time Daemon ran away instead of fought and more importantly why, and the first of many times he defied Dorothea and her ally's. My version of the start of how he gained the reputation as The Sadist.

Fruit Salad - FFVII, something I wrote for Momonster as well as SarissaDiablo. The story is pretty much random insanity and smut.

The Offer - FFVII again. I think I might just have been the first to write a Seph/Tseng/Cloud fic. I am able to say now in hindsight that it was also a blatant attempt at me working through my own relationship issues through fiction.

Why Me? - A FFVII story that is a continuation from 'Comming of Age' - and was written primarily to celebrate SarissaDiablo's return.

Morals - Naruto, A plunny that attacked during uni and wanted to be written. What I've got is what I got from it before it abandoned me.

So. Not. Fair. - FFVII, third in Battle of Wits. Mo and I were talking, somehow my misadventures with technology came up.

Logged into this for the first time in years and decided to clean this account and profile up.

All stories are abandoned: I am not writing anywhere, and while part of me wants to delete this completely I figure that enough people are still stumbling across various fics to make it worthwhile to keep.

Updated: 2019