"I know everyone you know, you know everyone I know; our Venn Diagrams are one circle." AxH, PxG, Comedy/Romance

Arnold apologizes for a lapse in judgment and Helga gets a boost of potassium. Thinly veiled Shortaki.

Being in love for the first time is never easy, but to Arnold, it's downright torment. Not only has he been in love with her his whole life, not only is she his best friend; she hates and distrusts men with her entire being. He is the only exception, but how much of an exception is he really? Can he win over the girl whose heart has turned to stone by the men in her life?

Arnold was supposed to have the perfect life until death, divorce, and debt all take their toll and at thirty Arnold finds himself living in a rundown apartment making ends meet as an EMT. He feels his life going nowhere until a fiery young blonde with a busted lip limps into his life and turns it upside down forever. Ratings may change. Age gap AU

Arnold left. Arnold came back. Arnold didn't change at all. Everything else did. Helga hadn't physically hit someone in years, but God, did she want to punch him in the face.

Jessica finally gets a chance to date Arnold. What, could go wrong, right?

It had been a prank gone wrong involving a locker, bubblegum, and a waterfall of carefully groomed long, blonde hair that just so happened to be attached to the scariest girl in Hillwood. The outcome of these events made Arnold's knees nearly buckle. Short story. Arnold and Helga.

Collection of events that eventually culminates in an understanding. And boy, does it take forever.

The person you're meant to be with might be right in front of you, all it takes is some searching. (TWO-SHOT)

There's a basket on Helga's desk. And nobody seems to know who it's from.

Because everyone's doing it! :)

My secret santa gift fic for AlainRacette on the Sunset Arms Hey Arnold fan forum! Helga is waiting for Arnold from a promise they made as kids...Will he show up?

You'd think a teenage girl would have something better to do during Christmas Eve besides throwing rocks into a dumpster near her crush's empty house...

Holiday cards have unexpected bonuses.

Arnold loses an essay contest which prize was a chance to find his parents. How will he be able to travel to San Lorenzo?

Helga moves into the boarding house after high school. She received a large inheritance from her mother's mother and decided to leave her family. All throughout high school Arnold thought Helga was a loner, but when she moves into the boarding house he finds out about her party life. They figure out they don't know each other as well as they thought when they find themselves going

What If: Mr. Simmons had never done the play in Elementary school? What if he directed it when they were all in High School instead? This is an expanded take on Helga's schemes to kiss Arnold. AxH, slight AU.

Helga's finally decided to leave for good. She's done with everything and vows that no one can convince her to stay. But can Arnold change her mind? Lemon within. One shot

I thought when I changed myself, my life would get better. It did. But it was someone else's happy life. And I was tired of pretending to be her. The only time I could escape was when I slept. So why not sleep forever? Two-Shot

"Can I kiss you?" Helga's eyes widened and returned to meet his emerald green orbs. "What are you saying?" It's wasn't Summer, Lila, or Rose this time. It was Helga...

Here are my stories for Shortaki Week. One shots and drabbles for Arnold and Helga's relationship. Their ages range from preteen to adult and the situations may range from cute to incredibly cute. I'll make a note of any chapters that contain smut or lemon beforehand. Hope you guys enjoy.

Instead of moving to Hillwood with their son, Miles and Stella decided to stay in San Lorenzo, letting him grow up among the Green-Eyed people. Arnold's life in the jungle was peaceful until the day he joined his parents in chasing poachers away from the jungle which led to his own capture. Soon Arnold found himself in a different kind of jungle; the city where his parents grew up.

Always prideful, Helga is loathe to ask for help, especially from the person who makes her feel so vulnerable... but it's about more than just her... Language and Lemons, I don't own anything HA.

This story follows Helga after she returns to attend the same school as her old classmates from PS 118. Helga has been through some traumatic events, but she is strong however being back at this high school is testing her inner strength.

This can't be happening. But, sure enough it is. Those emerald eyes, that kind smile, that football-shaped head…Yeah, there's no mistaking it. He's here. ...and I need to get out before he notices.

Most people would argue that Arnold is a saint of nature. Lady Luck is not always on his side though and one day, while playing baseball, he hits the ball so hard it flies through the window to Madame Blanche's store. The gypsy does not take it lightly and puts a curse on him. Soon he starts acting weird around his peers; especially around a certain blonde girl. Cover by 106Eli

When a girl is known for being strong, it can tear her apart to be looked at with pity. Helga Pataki, an 18 year old girl, had a part of herself stolen from her one night and ever since then, she lost herself. She was ready to give her life up, until someone reached a helping hand out for her. Arnold wouldn't let her fall, especially not when someone else was going down with her.

Helga had always made it her personal mission to keep her love for Arnold a secret. She'd never ever thought that someone would overhear her monologging about him! And this guy was ready to demand absolutely awkward, terrifying and embarrassing things from Helga in exchange for not telling her secret to anyone. Cover by 106Eli

When Helga came home one night after a party, she thought that Arnold was in pain because of the whimpering noises coming from his bedroom. What she discovered when she barged in, left her in complete shock and… fascination? Cover by 106Eli

After Helga Pataki's death the town of Hillwood is secretly up in arms. A mystery figure has unleashed incriminating evidence through out the High Schoolers in town.The rumors spread encircling the life of Helga Pataki. The gang must face the skeletons lingering in their own closet. Every one has the question: Why? Helga has the answers. 13 Reasons Why!

Dr Helga Pataki, 24-year-old college graduate, faces her first challenge as PS118's new child psychologist – counselling Angela Sanderson, the very mirror image of Helga's younger self.

Helga figured that Arnold was drunk enough to not remember anything, and she was drunk enough to think it was a good idea. But she'll soon find out that what they'd done that night isn't going to be a secret for long. Very Slight AU.

ON HOLD Helga and Arnold thought that the hard part was over, but it's just beginning. After a sweet summer of baby bliss, they have to face life as parents while going to college. Arnold soon realizes that life doesn't always have a bright side. Helga struggles to keep it together, but everyone has a breaking point.

An incident causes Arnold to take stock of his relationship and see someone who was always there in a new light.

Trapped during a blizzard with no one but each other, Arnold and Helga realize that once this storm is over, their world's are going to change...and all because there was just one blanket.

From a prompt thing... writing ten I only did 7, poor effort VERY short fics around song lyrics. I don't own anything HA.

Helga and Arnold are stuck in Anatomy class discussing sex ed. Things get awkward when the instructor makes everyone put condoms on bananas and the class gets a little rowdy. Time for confession perhaps, Helga? Oneshot.

A yellow rose means we are friends, yellow with a red tip means I'm falling in love, and red, red means "I Love You".

"Let me guess. Your girl, the one you never lost sight of... she went on to do exactly what she was supposed to, only to get divorced and turn up to nostalgic social functions alone and bitter?" - At the gang's twenty year high school reunion, a divorced and disillusioned Rhonda meets an old classmate who brings her out of her shell. (Edited on 12/08/12)

Helga smiled, "Thank you, Lila, for being a pain in the ass."

Hillwood is silent at three in the morning of October fifth. It is the witching hour. She walks silent with the ghosts through that night, and to the familiar fire escape...

When Arnold's father's journal is mysteriously burned he lashes out. He deems Helga the culprit and cuts her out of his life, but did Helga really do it? Or is something more sinister at play? *COMPLETE*

It would be a daunting enough task to tutor the weird girl with the bizarre hair and bizarre fashion sense even if you had never actually met her. It was downright scary to tutor that girl and know that, at least once, she had been in love with you. A/H

“I know how to take care of myself.” She told him, her tone meant to be reassuring. “You don’t always have to play the hero, Arnold.”

At some point after the age of twenty-five I fell in love with it. With all of it. The American desert. Perhaps it was the silence, letting me wrap myself inside of it like a blanket. Like it was telling me that it's okay to mourn a love never realized.

Incomplete: Sequel to Ananda. The day after discovering Helga's poems and journals; Arnold is haunted by what he found. Should he tell Phoebe? Chapter 1 revised for easier reading and I corrected a date problem.

Helga is in a coma from which she will never awaken. Arnold has been visiting her every day since the accident.

If Arnold kisses Lila & Helga kisses her beefcake boyfriend, & Lila & Beefcake are cheating with each other, does Arnold kiss Helga by proxy? And why does he want to? Rating for mild language...not that that'll stop anyone...

An epic story, with kidnappings, fatal attraction, long-lost relatives, legendary treasures...oh, and a little love between our favorite blondes (no, not Simmons and Nadine...EW). THE END...the epilogue is up!

This is what we've all been waiting for... Lila has left town!OneShot

Teenage Helga gets a letter from a long lost friend.

" ... She was still Helga and he was still Arnold: the enemies, the lovers, the eternal paradox..."