I'm Chantalle275 and am irrevecobly, unconditionally in love with Twilight!!

Team Jacob or team Edward?? Me?? I've renewed my suscription to team Jasper!!

I'm dedicating a spot on my profile to my very special friend Jas- otherwise known as Lion.Lovin.Lamb, who introduced me to the miracle of Fan fiction!! I can really be myself around her, and dont have to pretend to be something I'm not, so I'd like to say thanks for being a proper friend!!

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and prode of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a insane. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If your siblings have gotten seriously mad at you for talking about Twilight all the time, copy this onto your profile.

I love Jasper more than Edward

If you can't wait for the New Moon movie just because Jasper gets to have his big moment, copy this onto your profile.

"I like my men Tragic, Cold, and Scarred"

If you use the term "All That Jazz" just because Jazz is Jasper's nickname, copy this onto your profile.

"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Jasper Hale."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."
"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling!"
"Psh, screw the Dark Side. So what if they have cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have Jasper Hale!"