![]() Hobbies:Gaming,Basketball,Boxing and sometimes ice skating If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. XXX 15 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE: 1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 4) In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS." 5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 6) Don't use any punctuation 7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 10) Sing along at the opera. 11) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 12) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!" 14) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!" 15) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." XXX Who Am I? I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain. But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time, jinx777,Hollowdemon14 |
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