*Credit for my avatar goes to the rightful artist. IT IS NOT MINE!*

A Little bit About ME!

Name: Megan

Age: 19

Hair: Blonde, thick and wavy... Bleh :P

Eyes: Blue (Yay!)

Interests: Reading, Writing (ZeLink is my FAV!), Soccer, Golf, Swimming, oh and Video Games :)

Favorite Quotes:

You can't spell 'Beautiful' without 'Be You'

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.

That’s why it’s called falling in love, because you don’t force yourself to fall, you just fall.

There is a major difference between like and love.

I don’t wish to be everything to everyone...Just something to someone.

It doesn’t matter who, when, or where—you can always use a hug.

Your wisdom is nothing without courage.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

The Lord himself goes before you and will be with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged.

Life isn’t about waiting out the storms; it’s about learning to dance in the rain.

I write for the same reason I breathe—if I didn’t, I would die.

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.

It’s not the face, but the expression on it. It’s not the voice, but what you say. It’s not how you look in that body, but the things you do with it...You are beautiful. —Ian O’Shea, The Host

Body and soul—two different things.

Anything you say is irrelevant, for I am riding a dolphin.

It shall amuse me.

You never know how much time you’ll have. –Wanderer, The Host

Whoever said sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.

Our eyes are the windows to our souls.

The jerk who designed the Water Temple should be pushed down a flight of stairs.

Power is nothing when it is not tempered with wisdom and backed with courage. –Hyrulean proverb

You don’t love someone because they’re perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they’re not.

Look after my heart; I’ve left it with you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’

Having a rough morning? Place your hand over your heart. Feel that? That’s called purpose. You’re alive for a reason. Don’t give up.

Everybody loves a gentle giant.

Life and love go on...

If someone hurts you, I’ll knock the crap out of them. If you try drugs, I’ll make you stop for good. If you jump off a bridge, I’ll be on the ground to catch you. If you cry, I’ll let you cry on my shoulder. If you’re kicked out, I’ll take you in. if you’re drunk, I’ll take the keys. If your world comes crashing down, I’ll be standing right next to you. If you cry because of me, it’s because I made you laugh too hard. We’ll be friends forever, no matter what happens between us. Just know that I’m here for you, buddy.

Single
Taken
Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday!

I talk back to the T.V., if you do, copy and paste this on you profile

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

God made man, and then He said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Making faces to a random baby when their parents aren't looking.

A tear is made up of 1% water and 99% feelings.

Be careful of what you say, a girl remembers everything.

Best school memory: throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn't you.

I hate when people ask me: what happened to the sweet old you? Me: Well, bitches like you killed it.

Taking your bra off at the end of a super long day is quite possibly one of the best feelings ever :)

BUILDING FORTS...Admit it, you miss doing it.

When people ask me to share the candy I'm eating, I give them the Flavor I don't like.

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.

That awesome moment when you give your friend a certain look and they understand what you mean.

Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.

You realize your childhood is over when you sleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.

The awesome moment when you can correct you teacher in class.

I may fight with my siblings, but once you lay a finger on them, you'll be facing ME.

Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.

If a man whistles at you, don't respond. You're a lady, not a dog.

Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my whole text!

YOLO

When you remember something, but you're not sure if it really happened or if it's just from a dream you once had.

Dude, I was there. Don't try to change the story.

Parents call it "talking back." We call it "explaining."

I play a song, no one likes it. Two months later, they all love it.

I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me...from me!

Fuck this shit.

You know it's going to be a great story when it starts off with: "So this bitch..."

Here's to the kids who memorize lyrics faster than vocabulary words.

Hold on, I'm searching for a fuck to give.

If you used to draw a sun in the corner when you were a child...Used to? Bitch I still do.

I'm a girl and yes, I habg out with guys because it's less drama.

Texting: "I'm coming." but you're still in the house.

Isn't it funny how red, white, and blue represent freedom...until they're flashing behind you.

I want to study, but there's a computer in the room.

I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.

That awesome moment when someone is lying and you know the truth

I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.

The less friends you have, the less bullshit you have to deal with.

My mouth automatically says "shit" when something wrong happens.

My pens never run out of ink. I always lose them before it happens.

I have to sleep with a blanket on no matter how hot it is.

I'm sorry my awesome sense of humor offends you. And by sorry what I really mean is fuck you.

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY...oh here it is.

Make no mistake between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.

Running up the stairs really fast because you feel there's an evil presence behind you.

She is a girl not a puppy. You are her boyfriend not her owner.

Singing a song you don't know? Don't worry. That 15 second part you DO know is coming up...and you're gonna OWN that shit.

Does anyone else have a bunch of songs on your pone or ipod that you always skip, but never delete?

That moment when you have so much shit to do that you decide to take a nap instead.

If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it.

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing.

Textaphrenia: thinking you've heard or felt a new text message when there is no message at all.

One universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, over 6 billion people, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting your dumb ass.

I used to be good at math...until they started putting the alphabet into the equation.

Copy and paste if you mentally say Wed-nes-day when writing Wednesday

No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.

You know you had fun when you can't tell your parents what you did.

Woman's Logic: Bikini=No problem. Bra and underwear=OMG don't look!

Rule of math: If something seems easy, you're doing it wrong.

See a bug outside: Hello Mr. Bug. See a bug in your house: DIE BITCH, DIE!!

If plan 'A' didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay cool.

Life is too short to deal with assholes and bitches.

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. Bitch what if I was freestyling?!

Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you've been shot.

6 truths of life.

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

5 Things that Annoy Me:

1. When my favorite song comes on the radio as I get out of the car.

2. When I'm waiting for a text and I get one from the wrong person.

3. When people try talking to me while I have ear phones in.

4. When my brain reminds me of something I want to forget.

5. Waiting a whole week for the next episode of you favorite show.

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, are you mad too?

Patrick: Yeah!

Spongebob: Why are you mad?

Patrick: I can't see my forehead.

That Awkward Moment When...

The bus is completely empty and someone sits right next to you...Are you fucking kidding me.

You want to cough, but it's dead silent.

You come home from school, look in the mirror, and think: Did I look like this all day?

You put something in a safe place so you don't lose it and then you forget where that safe place is.

You laugh randomly because you remembered something super funny.

You haven't seen someone for a long time and they've suddenly became hot...Mother of God.

You send the text to the wrong person.

You don't have any friends in your class and your teacher says, "find a partner!"

!GIRLS!

Girls, did you know...that um, your boobs, yeah they go inside your shirt.

Teacher: Why do I hear people talking?

Student: Because you have ears?

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?

Me: 10 and a dead body.

Friend: Haaay wuttt r yew doin?!

Me: About to throw a dictionary at your face...

*Lights flickering*

Normal People: That light needs to be changed.

Me: The Hash Slinging Slasher!

I have STRAIGHT A’s, so I must not have a social life.

I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly or crazy.

I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I must be anti-social.

I read COMICS, so I must be a loser.

I’m an AMERICAN, so I must be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I must be emo.

I like CARTOONS, so I must be irresponsible.

I like READING, so I must be a loner.

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