Hello,

Well my identity means nothing to you. I just sit here reading stories, writing them, reading books, you get the point.

I take inspiration from observing the world, art, and common since. I tend to place myself in situations in which I dread and write them involving people who are brave.

I have a few obsessions. Would you like a list? Ok, here we go!

Sweeney Todd

NCIS

House MD

Bones

Harry Potter

Yup, thats pretty much it. Anything else???

OK, now you get to see my unhealthy obsessions. Pretty much all of which are listed somewhere upon this list. Only one missing would be Harry Potter. Sorry about that...

Ten Character Test!

1) Sweeney Todd

2) Mrs. Lovett

3) Bones

4) Booth

5) Gibbs

6) Ziva

7) Tony

8) Abby

9) Ducky

10) Toby (eww…)

What would you do if:

1.Number 5 (Gibbs) was stranded on the toilet because he was out of paper?

Laugh until I probably die of a heart attack.

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 (Bones) and Number 7(Tony) in your house, both drunk out of their minds?

I could see Tony doing that but Bones… hmm… I must say it would be interesting.

3. Number 8 (Abby) offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?

Sure as long as she knew what she was doing.

4. Number 2 (Mrs.Lovett) showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?

I would be excited, though I must tell her to run if Sweeney is by the furnace whose door is wide open.

5. You accidentally saw Number 10 (Toby) wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?

I would puke for days.

6. Number 3 (Bones) insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?

shrugs* you are rich so… sure.

7. Number 9 (Ducky) killed Number 4 (Booth) right in front of you?

Cry because that would kill my love for Ducky.

Would you allow:

Number 6 (Ziva) to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?

Yes, I would, as long as she would promise not to injure any of the workers (if she hires any that is)

2. Number 1 (Sweeney) to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?

NO! THAT IS WAY TO SHARP OF AN OBJECT FOR HIM TO HANDLE

3. Number 10 (Toby) and Number 5 (Gibbs) to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?

Nope, not gonna happen. Sorry

4. Number8(Abby) to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?

Yup, but I must say they aren’t really her style.

5. Number 2 (Mrs. Lovett) to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?

I don’t believe they had computers in the 18th century so nope. Im not gonna risk it. But I do love ya Mrs. Lovett so its not against you.

6. Number 4 (Booth) to set you up on a date with Number 9 (Ducky)?

Kinda old for me… I must decline….

7. Number 1(Sweeney) and Number 3 (Bones) to operate heavy machinery together?

ARE.YOU.KIDDING.ME??? SWEENEY HANDLING HEAVY MACHINERY???? THAT IS NOT OK!!!

Relationship Section:

1. Number 5 (Gibbs) asks Number 2 (Mrs.Lovett) out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?

Say: “Mrs. Lovett, Im sure you would be happy with Gibbs but remember you are holding out for a certain someone, and Gibbs is a fed.

2. Number 7(Tony) asks you to a dance. Do you accept?

Yes, I do accept.

3. Number 8 (Abby) and Number 9 (Ducky) are fighting over you. What happens now?

Interesting concept. Though I cant say who would win, so I guess watch

4. Number 1 (Sweeney) tries to kiss you. What do you do?

Be surprised, but I take it as a sign he is over Lucy, and kiss him but tell him Mrs. Lovett is waiting.

5. Number 3 (Bones) confesses her secret love for Number 5 (Gibbs) . What do you think of this?

Umm… I believe she is too young for him…

6. Number 6 (Ziva) is cheating on Number 7 (Tony) with Number 3 (Bones) , and you find out about it. What do you do?

Awh! Poor Tony. HOW DARE YOU ZIVA!??!?! I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE LIKE THAT!!!

7. Number 4 (Booth) proposes to you. Your reaction?

Uhhh… Sorry dude, go for Bones. Though I would love to accept, sorry.

Random Nonsense:

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbid Dogs was Number 1 (Sweeney) doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?

No comment. I would just run, more than likely he was cutting throats so yup. I rather not be his next victim.

2. What if Number 2 (Mrs. Lovett) tied Number 4 (Booth) to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?

Mrs. Lovett? Whatever happened to your gentle heart???

3. Number 8 (Abby) and Number 5 (Gibbs) danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?

Turn away and run to Austrailia. That is an image I rather not see

4. Number 10 (Toby) has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?

RUN.

5. Would YOU tell Number 9 (Ducky) to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?

NO, sorry.

6. What was Number 6 (Ziva) in prison for?

Killing someone.

7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 (Booth) smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?

WHAT IS UP WITH YOU AND YOUR OBSESSION WITH ME!?!??! I MEAN FIRST MARRIGE AND NOW THIS!??!?!

What Would You Do If...

1.Number 1(Sweeney) woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would think he would have a razor against my throat.

2. Number 2 (Mrs. Lovett) asked you to go out with her?

Creepy. Mrs. Lovett, go ask Sweeney

3. Number 3 (Bones) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Umm… kinda creepy.

4. Number 4 (Booth) cooked you dinner?

Eat, and wonder why.

5. Number 5 (Gibbs) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Quietly slip away…

6. Number 8 (Abby) got into the hospital somehow?

WHAT HAPPENED!??!?!? SHE CANNOT DIE!!!!

7. Number 9 (Ducky) made fun of your friends?

Wonder if he is just making fun of my friends or is telling a very long pointless story.

8. Number 10 (Toby) ignored you all the time?

I would be happy.

What Would They Do Under The Following Circumstances?

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 (Sweeney) do?

Cut their throats singing “We all deserve to die…”

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 (Mrs. Lovett) and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?

She would sigh and say “Come on you great useless thing” and take me to the Dr.

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 (Bones) give you?

Nothing. She doesn’t believe in that kind of stuff

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 (Booth) do?

Save me. (I would hope)

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 (Gibbs) do?

Remind me that once the job is done walk away

6. You're about to marry Number 10 (Toby). What's Number 6's (Ziva) reaction?

Wonder if I lost a bet.

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 (Tony) cheer you up?

Movie Marathon

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 (Abby) calm you down?

Probably go shopping or something.

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 (Ducky) support you?

Tell me about a time when he was in a tournament

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 (Toby) do?

Look at me like im crazy

Relationship Part

1. Number 1(Sweeney) is all you've ever dreamed of.

Sure, minus the murderous part.

2. Number 2 (Mrs. Lovett) tells you about his deeply hidden love for Number 9 (Ducky). Your reaction?

What happened to Sweeney????

3. You're dating Number 3 (Bones) and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along?

Probably not.

4. Number 4 (Booth)loves Number 9 (Ducky) as well. What does that mean?

Uhhh… I have no idea.

5. Number 6 (Ziva)appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

She also breaks jaws, so… But I wouldn’t think she would be a player….

6. You had a haircut and Number 7(Tony) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Oh DiNozzo, you are so funny….

7. Number 8(Abby) thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Tell her to get with McGee

8. Number 9 (Ducky) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?

Get someone your own age….

Could Number 1 (Sweeney) and Number 6(Ziva) be soul mates?

Hmm…. Maybe,

2. Would Number 2 (Mrs.Lovett) trust Number 5 (Gibbs)?

Nope.

3. Number 3(Bones) wants to go shopping, will Number 7(Tony) come along?

Yes. Yes, he would

4. Number 4 (Booth) is bored and pokes Number 10 (Toby). What happens after that?

Who knows?

5. Number 5 (Gibbs) and Number 1 (Sweeney) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

“How to kill your enemies without anyone ever finding out”

6. If Number 6 (Ziva) and Number 3 (Bones) cooked dinner, what would they make?

Some foreign dish..

7. Number 7(Tony) and Number 9(Ducky) apply for a job. What job?

Crime investigation

8. Number 8 (Abby) gives Number 5 (Gibbs) a haircut. Is that OK?

I think so… maybe.

9. Number 9 (Ducky) sketches what Number 6's (Ziva) perfect boyfriend should look like.

Brown hair, blue eyes, (Hint hint TONY)

10. Number 10(Toby) and Number 8 (Abby) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

How Toby likes older women and how he thinks Abby is cute… (Toby… creepy….)