Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.

(This is an old, inadequate version if this story, sofinding the updated version of this thing on my page would be wise and more enjoyable. So yeah.) The Akatsuki want her, Shikamaru tried to stop her, Sasuke is pretending to CARE, and all of Konoha just wants to know where the hell she is! Akatsuki/Sakura, some ShikaSaku friendship.

Lady Luck must be pulling a prank on her. First, she was trapped fighting two Akatsuki members with their gaze too low for her liking. The next thing she knew when she woke up, she was in a room with eight powerful males. "Oh shi-" - AkatsukixSakura

Haruno Sakura was once a respected and loved kunoichi. But all that changed with Sasuke and Karin back in the village. Her only option is to leave the place she called home for so long in hopes of a better life. Who knew the Akatsuki would be that life.

Sasuke was angry and wanted to make Sakura pay. But she was happy and loved. And they will always protect her

Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.

For some reason, the Akatsuki are after Sakura Haruno. What happens when she is captured during a battle? And what does she discover in the Akatsuki base?