HEY GUYS, I CHANGED MY NAME! BUT ITS STILL THE SAME OLD ME :')

Hey guys and welcome to my profile! XD

Name: Esosa

Nicknames: Hippie (Don't ask) Crazy girl (you would've guessed from my pen name)

Age: 12

job: I'm 12 I'm not old enough to have a job...

Hi guys! My name is Esosa and I am obsessed with writing fanfics! My favourite thing to write about is Total Drama, I totally heart that show! I live in Great Britain, England and I am PROUD to be a Londoner XD! I started writing fanfics a little while ago and I havent stopped popping out ideas since. I came across Fanfiction when I was just browsing through google and deviantart and then I heard someone talking about fanfics and I was like: Fanfics? Whats that? :-)

I like to...swim, play netball, basketball and athletics. I really like singing and writing fanfics (duh) and poetry too. I spend most of my time on my laptop or on my ipod or watching T.V. I am currently hooked on Big Brother. ( For those of you who are not in Britain it is a reality show where celebrities and people go into the Big Brother House and live together facing tasks and blah blah blah. It's really good :-) )

I also spend a lot of time blogging, so check out my blogs

doodle-print.blogspot.com and express-passion.blogspot.com It ould mean a lot to me if you checked them out and left a comment!

Um, on fanfic I would say I know a lot of people who I consider as great writers and friends and I absouloutly admire all of you here! So if you ever wanna discuss about fanfics and whatever else I'm so open to it!

My current obsessions are Trentney and Gwuncan. They are so AWESOME XD

I got hooked with Trentney ever since I read I Love You But Hate Who You Are by Alexex. Check it out!

1) I NEED TO TELL 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) DONT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DON'T BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) DONT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) I'M NOT MAD WHEN I'M SAYING THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) DON'T GET ANGRY (L0OK AT #10)
14) I DONT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Got A Problem With Me...solve it!
║ Lost?...Get Found!
║ Think I'm trippin...tie my shoe!
║ can't stand me...sit down!!
║ Cαn't face me...Turn around!
║ Love me?...Great!
║ Hate me?...Even Better!
║ Think I'm ugly...Don't Look at Me!
║ Don't like my style...don't like yours!
║ Don't know me...Don't judge me!
║ Think u know me...u have no idea

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'mBLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism. (I,m black myself so i understand how you feel guy!)

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line (haha. This is funney)