Hey! this is FatKatLover's profile! (I have a cat that is pretty fat... and i love her, so this just fits me :) ...) i am a girl. I have cats and a mouse, i love reading, writing, cats, the computer, and hanging out with friends

Favorite Animals: Cats... the WHOLE family of them, house cats-- tigers!!! love them all! horse are cool, i don't like dogs that much, i want a mouse, fish are pretty cool (duhh i have one.) although they are not as easy to take care of, although people say they are...

Favorite T.V. shows: Gomer Pyle, Michale's Navy, Murder she wrote, Colombo, Green acres, (if you don't know what these are, they are old t.v. shows. i watch a lot of shows like that.), Doctor Who (he is so cool!!).

Favorite books: The Bible, Inheritance Cycle, Warriors, How to train your dragon (and the rest of them..), Peter and the Starcatchers, a Frog princess, Dragon's breath, once upon a curse, and a lot more!

Favorite color: Purple,Green,Black, blue.

Favorite Book Characters: i like Emma, Eadric, lil', Zoe, Eragon (and his Dragon...) ,Brom, Murtagh, Hiccup, Firestar (although he is getting old and needs to die) Leafpool, Squirrelflight, Brambleclaw, Brightheart, Lionblaze, Crowfeather, i like a lot more but can't think of them right now... add more later...

Favorite Music: Way fm

Favorite things to do: Read, play on the Computer, go to the Library.

Lest Favorite things to do: School. i hate Math the most.

copy and paste stuff! :)

if you love cats copy and paste this.(help them get world domination.)

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

This is about abortion...I HATE abortion! Say it's okay, and you're saying it's okay to murder people!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
Repost this if you have a heart and are against Abortion.
ABORTION IS 100% WRONG!!

"FOLLOW THE RULES!"
"Jeez, don't be such a Hollyleaf.”

Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth-

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

SPOILERS FOR SUNRISE! If you believe Hollyleaf is insane, crazy, and obsessed with the Warrior Code to an unhealthy degree, and you were even relieved when she FINALLY died and left the Clans to be in peace... copy and paste this into your profile! (Even though I think she is still alive... has she been mentioned in StarClan or the Dark Forest? I don’t think so…)

CAN YOU READ THIS MESSAGE?!

YOUJ USTW ASTE DSOM EOFY OURL IFET RYIN GTOR EADT HIS.

Hint-- You just wasted some of your life trying to read this.

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATINQ!

This qame has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..qet a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and qo with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 throuqh 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four sonq titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Qo with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the qame...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this qame.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The sonq in 8 is the sonq that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the sonq for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the sonq that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the sonq tellinq you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite

1) I need to tell you a secret. go to 5
2) the answer is... go to 11
3) don’t get angry. Go to 15
4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13
5) first go to 2
6) don’t be angry just go to 12
7) I just wanted to say hi
8) what I wanted to tell you is...is on 14
9) Be patient and go to 4
10) this is the last time I’m going to send u to a number. go to 7
11) I hope you’re not annoyed when i say this...but go to 6
12) sorry out of order. go to 8
13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10
14) I don’t know how to say this but... go to 3
15) you must be really bored so go to 9

If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile.

If you think Breezepaw is hated by his father, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Crowfeather and Leafpool should have stayed together, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Thornclaw deserve a mate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Crowfeather took too many mates, copy and paste this into your profile. (he should have just gone to Leafpool first!)

If you think cats are awesome copy this to your profile

Copy and paste this on your profile if your reading this copy and paste

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once.

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

[X] You love hoodies.
[X] You love jeans.
[] Dogs are better than cats.

] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[X] Shopping is torture. (I sometimes enjoy it, if I'm in a bookstore or if I actually want to be there, so,5)
] You own/ed an X-Box.
] Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
[] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
] You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
] You watch sports on TV.
] Gory movies are cool. (Sometimes, if its interesting, so .5)
[X] You go to your dad for advice. (sometimes..)
] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
] You like going to high school football games. (Does soccer count?)
] You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (blue is one of them…)
]You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
] Sports are fun
[X]Talk with food in your mouth.
]Sleep with your socks on at night
]You own/ed a Wii

TOTAL: 5

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

]You wear lip gloss/lipstick.
[x]You love to shop. (sometimes….)
]You wear eyeliner.
[x]You wear the color pink.(Sometimes, if it’s the shirt I take out of my dresser…)
[x]Go to your mom for advice.
]You consider cheerleading a sport.
]You hate wearing the color black.
]You like hanging out at the mall.
]You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x]You like wearing jewelry. (does just a necklace count?)

]Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
]Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x]You don't like the movie Star Wars. (some of it’s okay, but I don’t care for it..)
]You were in gymnastics
]It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (30 minutes… TOPS)
]You smile a lot more than you should.
]You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x]You care about what you look like.
[x]You like wearing dresses when you can. (I like shirts sometimes….)
]You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
]You love the movies.
]Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I had barbies… but I don’t think I played with them more then 2 times…)
] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (I think that’s mean…)
] Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 7 (so I must be a girl.. good, cuze I am one!!!)

What's your element?

Fire
[ ] You have a short temper
[ ] You often act on your emotions without thinking first
] You are very competitive
[X ] You like to play with fire
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all
[ X] You prefer warm weather over cold weather
[ ] You often lose control over yourself
[ ] You can be quite reckless
[X] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it
[ ] People have often called you insane

3/10

Water
[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality
[x] You like to go to the beach
] You rarely get angry
] When you do get angry, you know how to control it
[ ] You think before you act.
[ ] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a great swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
] You are very generous.

4/10

Earth
] You are physically strong.
] You have a close connection with nature.
] You don't mind getting dirty.
[X] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[ ] You could easily survive in the wild
[X] You care about the environment.
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[X ] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

3/10

Air:
] You have a free spirit.
[X] You hate rules.
[X] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[X] You hate to be restrained.
] You are independent.
[X] You are quite intelligent.
[X] You tend to be impatient.
[X] You are easily distracted.
[x You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[ X] You wish you could fly.

8/10

Element: Air

Type your name with your nose - FaqtKatLover(actually, I have done thing before! J )

Type your name with eyes closed – Fatkielocer (hey pretty close…)

Type your name with your elbow – fatksartlovert. (that was easy…)

Type your name with your foot – fatklatl;overt (not bad…)

10 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

3 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

5. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

6. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

7. Dart around the store singing loudly the "the batmen song".(nananananananana BATMAN!!!!!)

8. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

9. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, fall to the floor with your hands over your ears screaming...
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

10. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down aisles

Repost this if you laughed...

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

My name is Bramblepaw , according to the warrior web site…

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Firestar&Sandstorm, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If you're crossing you're fingers Firestar will DIE soon, copy and paste this onto you're profile. I wont stop crossing my finger in till he does!!!!

If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Leafpool should have told Crowfeather about the kits, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder...

There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can do math and those who can't.

If you ever got scared by your own reflection at night, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

My family tree is full of nuts.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A large percent of writers don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” If you’re one of the ones who does know, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. Paul Rodriguez

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. Ellen DeGeneres

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile. (except sometimes I don’t remember…)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (duh)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Hawksky, Brambleshadow of WindClan, FatCatLover,

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (I want to talk to them…*sigh*)

out 160,440 people die of lung cancer each year. About 85 percent of these people are smokers. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think smoking should be made illegal.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, And you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see him, God is there. if you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

Tangled!!! i love that movie, heres a song from it!!!

Flower gleam and glow

Let your power shine

Make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine

Heal what has been hurt, change the fate's design

Save what has been lost, bring back what once was mine

What once was mine...

Funny ,worthy labels and warnings

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. God is my Hero!

Even when you can't see him, God is still there! Believe!

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a Facebook or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

FAKE FRIENDS VS. REAL FRIENDS:

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

Why America has some issues:

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you, mad:
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you:
Grab her and don't let qo

When she starts cussinq at you:
Kiss her, and tell her you love her

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wronq

When she iqnores you:
Give her your attention

When she pulls away:
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start cryinq:
Just hold her, and don't say a word

When you see her walkinq:
Sneak up behind her, and huq her waist

When she's scared:
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder:
Tilt her head up, and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat:
Let her keep it, and sleep with it for a niqht

When she teases you:
Tease her back, and make her lauqh

When she doesn't answer for a lonq time:
Reassure her that everythinq is okay

When she looks at you with doubt:
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you:
She really does, more than you could ever understand

When she qrabs at your hands:
Hold hers and play with her finqers

When she bumps into you:
bump into her, too, and make her lauqh

When she tells you a secret:
keep it safe, and untold

When she looks you in your eyes:
don't look away, until she does

When she misses you:
she's hurtinq inside

When you break her heart:
the pain never really qoes away

When she says it’s over:
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin:
she wants you to read it!

When she’s not sayinq anythinq on the phone:

Don’t hanq up

When she says she's ok:

Don't believe it, talk with her

On her birthday:

Call her at 12 am and tell her you love her.

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her:

Let her tease you back.

When she’s sick:

Stay up all niqht with her

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad:

hanq out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pourinq rain.

When she runs up to you cryinq, the first thinq you say is:
"Who's butt am I kickinq?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
16. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
17. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
18. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Bring and use your own air freshener.
25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
27. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
31. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
34. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
35. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
37. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
38. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
41. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
42. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
43. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
44. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
45. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
46. Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
47. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
48. Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
49. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
50. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
51. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
52. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

Yes i know it's REALLY long... :)