I am Lizzie,

I live in the UK

List 10 favourite twilight characters in random order:

1) Carlisle
2) Nessie
3) Alice
4) Emse
5) Emmett
6) Edward
7) Bella
8) Jacob
9) Mike
10) Jasper

Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?
Emmett and Jasper when they write 50 ways to annoy Edward

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?
If I was a dude then Alice would be the one for me!

What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
If Edward got pregnant Bella would laugh so much she would pass out and Emmett would laugh at Edward and then Bella passing out

Do you recall any good fics about 9?
Nope Mike not really in any of the except for the Wife Swap

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
No, dont see it happening as they are mother and daughter.

4/8 or 4/9?
Esme/Jacob or Esme/Mike dont see it happening they are both too young and no chance with Mike and Esme he wouldnt understand her.

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 were having a secret relationship?
If Bella found out that Alice and JAcob were having a secret realionship she owuld hate the both of them and they are her best friends

Make a summary of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fanfic
Edward and Nessie in his arms her eyes staring at him. What will happen when this little girl grows up? ( Mehh exactley 20 words)

Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic
Carlisle/Emmett Son, It's bad news

What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?
Esme wanting to seduce Carlisle that easy use her sexy sassy way and kick everyone else out of the house.

Does anyone on your friends list read 7/9?
Bella/Mike Yes

If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?
The Way Yuo Make Me Feel - McFly

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~ Post onto your Profile if you are a true Twilighter/Fanpire ~

Twilight Copy and Pastes:

If you hate Jacob Black for tricking Bella into kissing him copy and paste this into your proflie.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If, after reading Twilight, you banned any forms of fire from your house(just in case of course), copy and paste this into you profile!

10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen:

10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.

9.Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8.Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2.Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”

10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black:

10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a space heater.

8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.

7.Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.

Random Copy Pastes:

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile (not my fault when youre wearing slippers, walking upstairs w/o tripping is hard!)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile. (i love doing this...it's funny)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.(The Parent Trap, Twilight, Hp and Titanic lol)

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Have just started writing a story called Got To Go Away

Bella has to go away from Forks she doesnt want to but Edward explains there is no other. Edward won't tell her what has happened to Charlie. Will Bella ever be able to go back to Forks

Please Review adn pleasde say any criticism

Enjoy!