hey i'm Equinox Moon obv not my real name but who cares

new to fanfiction at least in the writting sense.

favs are Harry Potter, criminal minds, maximum ride, young justice, teen titans, merlin, doctor who, and avatar the last airbender

i have ideas for Harry Potter, max ride, young justice, teen titans, merlin and avatar and will be writing some soon!

i love Harry Potter and am sooo sad that its over!

haven't read nor will write any doctor who fanfics cause i just think that the show is a huge smash already and totally confusing too so sorry if i insulted any one

the only max ride fics i've read have been crossovers and i am kinda glad.

young justice is epic!

teen titans should have been continued

merlin is amazing and will rock next season

avatar should have countinued with something on Zuko's mom but i am looking forward to the new enstallment

favorite pairings:

HARRY POTTER

Draco/Harry

Draco/oc

Harry/oc

love Draco!

Maximum Ride

Max/Fang

Iggy/oc

Iggy is BEAST and can kick anyones but without sight what now bitches?

Young Justice

Robin/Kid Flash

Robin/oc

loves robin; robin can fly! nothing is better!

Teen Titans

Robin/Raven

Robin/Red X

again love me some robin hate starfire oh well

7 Ways to scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer!!!!!!!!!!!"

39 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works b/c of fangirls...no offense)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyrami

36. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

37. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

38. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

39. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

30 things to do in an elevator to make people think your crazy or just look at you funny and wonder "what the hell?"

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

5) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

6) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

7) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

8) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

9) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

10) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

11) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

12) Swat at flies that don't exist.

13) Call out, "group hug!" then enforce it.

14) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

15) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

16) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

17) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.

18) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

19) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

20) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

22) Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

23) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

24) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

25) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

26)On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

27) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

28) Meow occassionally.

29) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

30) Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "uh-oh!"

GRYFFINDOR:

[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.

[ ] You have a lot of friends.

[ ] You get along with everyone.

[x] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.

[ ] You love soccer.

[ ] You love baseball.

[x] You’re into writing and art.

[x] Favourite music genre is pop rock.

[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.

[ ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.

[ ] Good grades at school.

[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie.

[x] You plan on going to college/university.

TOTAL:6

HUFFLEPUFF:

[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.

[x] You laugh a lot.

[ ] You like to follow trends.

[x] Politics suck.

[x] You love to swim.

[ ] Water polo is awesome.

[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colours.

[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.

[ ] You’re an optimist.

[ ] You’re completely straight edged.

[x] You’re very emotional.

[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre.

[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.

[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 5

RAVENCLAW:

[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.

[x] You love to read.

[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.

[x] Sports suck.

[x] You’re shy. (sometimes)

[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.

[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.

[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.

[x] Lying is sometimes okay.

[ ] Blue is one of your favourite colours.

[ ] Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 8

SLYTHERIN:

[x] There’s at least one person you hate.

[ ] Basketball is a good sport.

[ ] Football is amazing.

[x] Black is a cool colour.

[x] You’ve lied about something serious.

[x] You’re a very deep person.

[x] You have considered suicide.

[x] Very loyal.

[ ] You like metal.

[x] They make school seem more important than it is.

[x] You’re scared to grow up.

[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.

[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.

[x] You have trust issues.

[ ] Guilty until proven innocent

TOTAL:10

SLYTHERIN WINS!! WHAT NOW FOOL?

quotes by me(a work in progress)

1. BFF- I just don't get you sometimes

Me- Thanks o.k.; I don't get me all the time!

BFF- oh! good now i'm not alone.

2.person 1- hey watch it, are you trying to kill me?

person 2- yes

person 1 - oh o.k. bye*runs super fast fearing their life*

3. 1- and that was my life in a nutshell

2- sounded like a peanut really a really boring peanut

stolen from flYegurl who stole from pandorad24's profile

1.Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? " which is why i'm sending you on ahead," Tennyson told him, a sarcastic note creeping into his voice. "But if you plan to stand around talking about it, I might have to find someone else for the job." ~from the Ranger's Apprentice #9

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? glass

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Bride Wars

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: Hmm... 6 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? ... 7:54. I totally rock.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? my dad putting carpet down

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Going to Church

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? coffe mug

9. What are you wearing? pj pants and a undershirt?.

10. Did you dream last night? yes - i had a dream that i was with the 11th doctor(DOCTOR WHO) and we were in a warehouse and this old egyptian mummy sprang up and then we got in a monster truck and drove fast to get a way from a giant troll, all while laughing like mad crazy freaks and trying not to pee our pants(LOVE LOVE LOVE DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!)

11. When did you last laugh? while finding this

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? creepy old paintings of Mary and Jesus!

13. Seen anything weird lately? yes yes i have

(yo' mama)

14. What do you think of this quiz? LOVE THE RANDOMNESS

15. What is the last film you saw? BrideWars

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?ALL the books I'd ever wanted, plus a new laptop and cell phone.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I am anorexic and cut myself (no religious self preserving freaks tell me how wrong this is I DO NOT CARE!)

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? hmmmm probally kill some people on my hit list, and hmmmmmmmmm no that's it ohhh wait rob a bank yes rob a bank

19. Do you like to dance? SHOOSH YEAH

20. Barack Obama= crazy dictator who gets everything wrong and has a target on the back of his head(no one can kill him though because he's the 1st black president so...)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?Amora (how cool does that sound)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Ben!!!