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 I am 34 years old and totally in love with all things Twilight, mainly Rob. I am married and have 2 dogs, all I love so dearly!. My husband doesn't understand my obession with Rob and fan fiction, but whatever..lol. My very first fanfic was Wide Awake and I've been hooked ever since!! I would stay up until 3 and 4 in the morning reading it. I love reading fics but could never ever write one!! |
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Impact by nise7465 reviews
Tragedy strikes neurologist and paraplegic Edward, but instead of finding only pain in the hospital, he meets a beauty from his past who has suffered just as much. Sometimes hurting and healing walk hand in hand, and the impact continues. : AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,814 - Reviews: 4080 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,142 - Reviews: 5389 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 12/19/2018 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21558 - Favs: 12,117 - Follows: 8,060 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10386 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,054 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Commodity by blueeyedcherry reviews
Edward Cullen is used to getting everything he wants. Good looking, wealthy, and charming, NYC's most reputable playboy doesn't take "no" for an answer. Then he meets Isabella Swan and all bets are off ... Except for one. *AH/OOC*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 219,517 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 2,871 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Knew? by Twi-Smile reviews
Leah's life takes a delightful twist on the day following the Volturi confrontation. Canon-like.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,165 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Leah, Nahuel
Yosemite Decimal by MagTwi78 reviews
Bella has nailed her dream job as Seattle Times' newest Outdoors writer. She's found new friends and is settling into life in her new city. Things are coming together for her, but an arrogant stranger sends her reeling at every turn. Will her new life be as comfortable as she'd hoped, or is she set for a rocky ride? AH B&E M COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,515 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Try by shellshock81 reviews
Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,254 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seven-Year Itch by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
After seven years of marriage Edward and Bella have lost what they once had. Edward's painful past affects him on a much deeper level than he realizes. Can he face his past, reveal all to Bella and find his happily ever after? Or will knowing the truth push her further away? SAHM and married couples will relate to the realism and this story will hit home for many. (no cheating)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,320 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I remain, Yours by Momatu reviews
Bella is unexpectedly given an antique desk that once belonged to Edward, and in it she finds a letter he wrote to his cousin in 1918. She responds and sets them off on a journey neither could ever have expected. Perhaps there are some things we aren't meant to understand, just accept... Will eventually contain character death - NOT Edward or Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 456,107 - Reviews: 4805 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lumina by samrosey reviews
All he thinks about is her, and what he sees when he's with her; the lines, colouring her special, he sees the fast paced stutter of her flowing beauty and he smells her, wants to taste her. She thinks college is awkward, like a test before the actual stuff happens. She doesn't know what he is. She just thinks he's a boy, as awkward as her. Vamps - AU - E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,160 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Orange Kisses and Peppermint Hearts by SparrowNotes24 reviews
He is gone, leaving her with the bitter sense of absence and the sweet taste of his name on her tongue. Then, a mysterious letter arrives, bursting with the flavors of a love story. Will the words that grace the page change the course of her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 211 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8430 - Favs: 5,077 - Follows: 4,328 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10844 - Favs: 12,320 - Follows: 12,825 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 4,328 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12987 - Favs: 8,495 - Follows: 6,356 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under the Surface by einfach mich reviews
Edward is married to Bella, but his friendship with his sister in law, Leah, is skirting the line. TwiKinkFest fic. AH, Cheating and smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,137 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Edward, Leah - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23172 - Favs: 15,571 - Follows: 10,897 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9511 - Favs: 9,763 - Follows: 5,226 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and Edward's New Year's Eve Adventure by Dahlia J Black reviews
A New Year's Eve car crash, jammed phone lines and a dash of fate bring Bella and Edward together for an evening neither of them was expecting. Add couple of surprising twists and a few colorful friends, and they're in for an evening they'll never forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,036 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9856 - Favs: 3,659 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,748 - Follows: 8,704 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4614 - Favs: 4,083 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8976 - Favs: 8,055 - Follows: 4,030 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4860 - Favs: 4,421 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amnesia by Gemgirl65 reviews
What if Edward Cullen weren't a 109-year-old-vampire...what if he were 'born' yesterday? When Bella Swan's truck breaks down in the forest one rainy afternoon, a fateful meeting between the two will alter the course of both of their lives forever. AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 175,204 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 5,484 - Follows: 5,453 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Black Moon by Kiva Johns Adkins reviews
This is Edward's journey during New Moon. Be warned it is dark and overwhelming. It is, after all, the darkest time in Edward's 100 years. But that is why we love Edward. We love his pain, dedication, commitment and love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,166 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,441 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Twilight of My Life by theladyingrey42 reviews
When you think you have nothing left to live for, what happens when you're given another chance? AU/AH, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,078 - Reviews: 2645 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10062 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 6,167 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Girl with a Red Umbrella by justaskalice reviews
Co-Written w/ spanglemaker9. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose’s letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 160,699 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 3,208 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blush and Bashful by HHN reviews
16 year old gay teen Jasper Whitlock finds himself having to move to a small, rainy town in the Olympic Peninsula of Washington, where he discovers himself vying for the attention of a couple of the local boys. Human Jasper POV Language SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 119,042 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jasper, Jacob - Complete
Blindsided by theladyingrey42 reviews
Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 732 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11578 - Favs: 5,115 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
A Troubled Cure For A Troubled Mind by MsNinis reviews
Sam struggles to find himself after his recent break up with Leah. A chance encounter changes his perspective on life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sam, Emily - Complete
Flavors of Love and Loss by theladyingrey42 reviews
When tragedy struck their lives, Edward pulled away from Bella and fell into a bottle. Alone now, he relives their love through his photos and his memories of the food she made. But can he forgive himself and learn to live again? O/S for bemily for FGB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Merry Christmas, Baby by Twi-Smile reviews
Emily spends what she fears is her last Christmas with Sam at Charlie Swan's house with Jacob's pack, the Clearwaters, Bella and Edward and that impossible, unnatural child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sam, Emily - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5787 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meet the Masens by LilRidingHood7 reviews
TwilightXBuffy. Rated M for language. ALL VAMPIRE! except for Buffy, of course! little bitta fluff, NO LEMONS ...yet! The Masens are... distant relatives of the Cullens. Then, Buffy shows up. I suck at summaries but please read!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 4,928 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unwrapped by JoVersify reviews
All Bella wants for Christmas is to be immortal and The Cullens are gonna give it to her! First fanfic foray - For jandco & WtVoC's A Very Cullen Christmas Contest. One-shot. Read this flaming pile of excrement at your own risk! TONS OF RIDICULOUS CITRUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete