Steve swears she's his mom, but Danny's sixth sense…his cop sense…his Steve sense…tells him that something isn't right. Problem is, Danny may not be sticking around long enough to prove it. And their friendship may not survive this even if he does.

Steve still has a thing or two to learn about partnerships. Danny whump plus a little team whump.

After the events of Season 2 Episode 20 "Ha'alele," Danny is well and truly pissed off and decides there's no way in hell he's letting Steve do this to the team. Not again…not after what happened in North Korea. No slash. Warning for colorful language.

Just what it says in the title! 26 individual stories of ways Danny gets hurt! Why? 'Cos it's fun! All team members will appear throughout.

Episode tag for Mai Ka Wa Kahiko.

In which an escalator tries to eat Mike.

Mike falls down the stairs; Harvey shows that he cares. H/C fluff.

Danny and Steve are stranded in a forest in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of gunrunners at their backs. And of course one of them has to be injured right? Written for Hawaii Five-0 Hurt/Comfort Comment-fic Meme.

On the morning his body is used to shatter one of Pearson-Hardman's finest glass conference tables, Mike comes into the office exactly twenty-seven minutes late.

"Redline is like an energy drink on steroids. Redline is RedBull's dark, mustache-twirling brother that likes to tie other energy drinks to train tracks and leave them there." Caffeine overdose!