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 Author has written 1 story for South Park. My name is Oliver, I'm a fifteen year old boy. I'm about 85% straight and the 15% gay side of me likes to write and read South Park fanfiction. My favourite pairings include Kevin/Clyde, Stan/Kyle, Eric/Kyle, Ike/Kindergoth, Curly/Red, Red/Vampir, Damien/Pip, Christophe/Gregory. though I specialize in really short stories since I don't really plan things out before I write them. But hey, for being made up on the spot, they're okay right? If you ever want to get in contact with me, add my yahoo ID, nocturnal.melodies@yahoo.ca c: Love my readers~ |
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Glow In The Dark Sunglasses by I.Write.Love reviews
In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
FIN by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Damien's sole purpose in life is to bring about the end of the world on his eighteenth birthday, which he has been looking forward to since a young age. But, a new school brings about a new face, and he soon finds himself hating his destiny. DIP
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - [Damien, Pip P.] - Complete
Grounded by Fear by Rigato Caravel reviews
Butters has always led a life in the shadow of his father. Only one other person sees the darkness. Butters/Curly Goth
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,416 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Butters S., Curly Goth - Complete
Bowling Balls by ICameISawIFailed reviews
After losing in a bowling match, Kyle must finally face his biggest fear; sucking Cartman's balls. Little does the Jew know that Cartman has much, much more in store for him than just a little sucking. -KYMAN- Warning: This has explict sexual content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
One Word to Describe Myself by xconfundedx reviews
"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn't know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just that. Maybe. (Edited on 12/22/12)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Weihnachtsmärchen by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
*Will be deleted and incorporated into main story soon as of June 2012* Absolutely appalled that his beloved Jew is oblivious to his favorite Holiday traditions, Eric wants to give Kyle the best Christmas experience of his life, but Kyle is a little more than reluctant to let the Christmas spirit take a hold of him Kyman NC17
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Ike and kinder Goth: A fanfic by Samael-Grigori reviews
Ike and Kinder Goth had been classmates for a very long time. Kinder Goth always helps Ike whenever Filmore bullies him, even if he insists that he hates Ike. This time however Ike will stand up for Kinder Goth.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Ike B., Kindergarten Goth
Nightmare by South Park Kid reviews
Cartman wakes up from a nightmare and goes to his half-brother Scott for help. Scottman brotherly love.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Scott Tenorman - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete