Fav. Color:Purple

Fav. Books: The Lovley Bones

Fav. song: Sing for the Moment- Eminem

Fav. anime/manga: Bleach, Death Note, Inuyasha, Alice Academy, Gun-Slinger Girl, Tokyo Mew-Mew, Inukmi, AOI House, Rosario + Vampire, Vampire Knight, Black Cat, Animal Academy, Chibi Vampire, Fruit Basket, Blood +

Wow,thats boring.

AAAAAAAAAAAAnyway, HHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

my name is Hotaru (as far as u know) and i woulds like to personally welcome you to my profile!! So...welcome...and stuff.

Umm... im really bored with this.

well...

uhh...

i fogot wat i was gonna say.

WAIT! i REMEMBER!!

that i FORGOT!!

(had to say that)

I love Yaoi!!

There.

If u don't like it, click the red ex in the top-right hand corner of the page.

Sooooooooooooooo...

ON TO THE STUFF!!

( P.s. I AM Hotaru, but my coolest friends call me...(wait 4 it...)... TOBI-CHAN!! yea...)

BACK TO THE STUFF!!

'...spin...flipkick... eatamento...'-my friend, Yoite-chan's brother

"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars." -Eric Cartman - South Park.

"Once there was an ugly barnicle. He was so ugly everyone died. The end." -Patrick - Spongebob.

"I CAUGHT YOU!" "I didn't know we were paying Tag." "We weren't." -me and Yoite-chan

('')_('') This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

Forget Cookies! The Dark side has Yaoi!!

- One of the many phrases I repeat: Blood is thicker then water and much tastier.

~R.I.P Uchiha Itachi~
You will always live within our hearts.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list if Itachi's death affected you greatly.
Show the world how much you care.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can makne a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't hate them just because their sexuality is different.

I SUPPORT MARRIAGE FOR LOVE!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile

my faorite anime is NARUTO!!

my top 10 fav. Naruto characters in order would have to be:

1. Sasuke (sas-UKE!)

2. Itachi (weasel-kun!)

3. Deidara (dei-chan!)

4. Tobi (Maddy-boy!)

5. Sasori (barbie-boy!)

6. Hidan (hidie-chan!)

7. Shino (bugzy!)

8. Gaara (loveless!)

9. Shikamaru (brain-boy!)

10. Kakuzu (kuzi-chan!)

(notice they're all boys...XD )

Q&A Time!!

1. How would u torture 10?

Pretend to be the bank calling for a credit card payment

2. Wat do u think of a 4 and 10 pairing?

NIGHTMARES!! several WTF NIGHTMARES!!

3. Wat about a 1 and 8 pairing?

mmmmmmm...

4. Wat if 9 walked in on 2 and 3?

His brain would probably shrivel and go down fifty IQ pionts.

5. 1 and 10?

WHAT. THE. FUCK!?

6. What would a title be for a 5 and 9?

Can You Re-Build Me?

7. Would 9 fall for 6?

uh, NO!! (right?)

8. Would 6 and 3 kidnap 4 for revenge?

Probably

9. 8 and 9?

uh...

10. Wat if 9 walked in on 6 and 8 making out?

DEATH: by akward silence

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

I only smile because you’ve finally drove me insane.

"I don’t believe in racism in any way, shape, or form. I think there are idiots in every color, race and religion."

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn't for you

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, you wouldn't kill to many people.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Forget cookies, the dark side has YAOI!

YAOI: I rape because i care.

So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

If you die, I'll kill you!

Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Until I get some sugar in my system this IS my happy face

Free insults, come get yours.

You know what they say; If you love someone, set them free. And if they really love you, they'll come back. (Not if they're a mind-slave to the mummy)

Years before Martin Luther king jr., we believed being black was wrong and a sin.

:Quote: Those Who Do Not Learn From History Are Doomed to Repeat It :Quote:

Now, blacks and whites live together, we are equal,but must we be doomed to repeat history?

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

How to know if you are completely obsessed with anime:

1. You start adding Japanese words to your speech. Ex. ne, kuso, nani, kudasai, etc.

2. The source of your speaking Japanese is because you watch the orginal Japanese versions of your fave anime/s, not just the English version.

3. You'd watch anime even though it's in another language that you don't fully or partially understand.

4. You memorize lines from certain characters in both the English AND Japanese versions and then recite them at random moments word for word.

5. You can do the Japanese version with perfect inflection.

6. You yell in a vicious manner at those who insist on using the English pronunciation of anime character's names instead of the original (and you insist CORRECT) Japanese. Example, saying "Oro-chi-MARU" versus "Oro-CHI-maru" (with the rolled r's and everything)

7. You have dreams that you are a character in your favorite anime/s or that you have somehow landed in the anime world.

8. You have erotic dreams that involves one or more of your anime crushes.

9. When you wake up from said dreams, you try to fall asleep again in hopes to continue it or you wish that it was real.

10. You start doing things from your favorite anime/s. For example, you start forming hand signs to execute a jutsu, like in Naruto.

11. Normal guys/girls don't appeal to you anymore. You prefer bishounen/bishoujo with gigantic shimmering eyes and silk-like hair in natural yet outrageous colors like green, white, or purple.

12. You just have to download every anime picture you find on the net, whether it's from anime you know, anime you don't know, or even if it's just fanart.

13. You take snapshots of characters from your fave anime/s, edit it, and make a RPC.

14. You write fanfiction or draw pictures/doujinshi/comic strips or make simple animations/videos about your fave anime/s.

15. You download the theme and ending songs of your fave anime/s and add them to your music player.

16. You actually memorize the words to the theme/ending songs so that you could sing along to it.

17. You collect/buy anything anime; dvds, figurines, plushies, clocks, posters, manga, stickers, cards, anime magazines, mangazines, etc.

18. You'll do anything to watch an episode you missed, even though it's just a parody episode and it's not important to the main plot whatsoever.

19. You cosplay. Go figure.

20. You'll cosplay any character, whether you like 'em or not! Or even from an anime you have never watched!

21. You have a harem which consists of your fave anime guys/girls.

22. You can start a heated debate when someone says that anime is just cartoons and you are on the opposing side. (anime is NOT just cartoons!!)

23. Whenever the time calls for it, you would do a classic anime scene. Ex. sweatdrops, angry veins, depressed blue background (complete with descending black lines), and even flailing around when you get angry, imagining yourself with chibi fangs, red eyes, and having fire burning in the background behind you.

24. When something happens to you or around you, you turn to anime for explainations. Sudden gusts of wind or earthquakes? Hollows are afoot! Suddenly seeing blurs rush past you? That's someone running at superhuman speed like a ninja or maybe even a saiyan! People dying unexplained deaths? Someone probably has a Death Note!

25. When you haven't watched anime for just one day, or even a couple hours, you become a zombie, unfeeling and oblivious to everything around you.

26. When you do watch anime, you still become an unfeeling and oblivious zombie! (while watching it of course)

27. If someone interrupts you, changes the channel, or messes with the tv while you're watching your anime, you become a ravenous, flesh-eating zombie, out to kill whatever, or whoever, stood in between you and your anime!

28. Right now, you're probably laughing at yourself because you have answered yes to most of the signs, which means you are completely obsessed!! Good for you

~~How You Know You're Addicted to Yaoi/Slash when;

1. Increassed Perversion; everything seems sexual

2. You can't stand it when someone changes one male from a yaoi/Shounen-ai couple and magically makes them a girl

3. You magically change a girl from a non-yaoi/Shounen-ai into a boy just to make a Yaoi/Shounen-ai couple

4. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

5. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.

6. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

7. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

8. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

9. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.

10. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

11. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

12. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

13. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

14. It’s the only aphrodesiac you need.

15. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in/watch.

16. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

17. You wish you were a boy just to be gay.