The thought of this page staring blank for all eternity, whether anyone was actually around to see it or not, really bugged me, so I figured I had to put something on it. The question was what. What does people really wanna read about?

After way too much over thinking (unfortunately, I tend to do that a lot) I decided to just jump right in:

- I have an unhealthy relationship (okay, let's just call it for what it really is – obsession) to Pippi Longstocking. You see, I'm the girl who for her 22nd birthday made a cake that looked like Pippi's face (although it turned out extremely creepy-looking...) and I have a skirt with Pippi and some of the other characters on it – which I gladly wear in public. There is more, but I think I've said too much already...

- I also have some unhealthy obsessions with skulls, and could easily decorate a home with them (as long as they're not all pink and glittery and stuff), and chewing gum (for several years, for birthdays and Christmases, that was all I really wanted).

- I share a birthday with Chuck Norris and my biggest goal in life is to have a birthday party with him. That'd be so bad-ass!

- Unlike both of my grandmothers I'm not on Facebook. Why? Because... well, I can. And every now and then it annoys people like you wouldn't believe, which I find very amusing.

- If remembering things was a contest, a goldfish would beat me. Every time.

- Also, most of the time I believe myself to be hilarious! People seldom seem to agree with me though. The sad part it, they're probably the ones who are right...

Now, for those who got really freaked by reading my crazy talk and just skipped to the end, I guess the following quote can sum it all up:

"I'm here, I'm weird. Get used to it."