Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .

After an encounter at camp many years ago Jasper thought he would never see Edward again but little did he know who his new teammate would turn out to be...

It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?

Edward takes some advice from Emmett with sexy results. Between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn **Chapter 9 Added 01/25**

While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.

Bella, adopted by the Cullens as an infant, has grown into an integral part of their family. When she disappears one afternoon, they desperately retrieve her. But something is amiss and everything is changing. Ed x Bel x Jas. M for later chapters.

Jasper feels Bella's heartbreak and finds her in the woods after Edward left her. Follow as Jasper and the rest of the Cullens try to piece Bella's heart back together and what happens when one of them finds a place in Bella's healed heart? J/B story.

The story All That I've Got from Gabe's point of view.

An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .

4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.

When Bella hires vet tech Emmett to help out on the ranch she co-owns with Jasper, Emmett spends more time checking out the cowboy than the livestock. Winning entry in the Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy Contest. Emmett/Jasper slash. AH tequila citrus.

The most important question. Boxers Or Breifs?

After Bella's catastrophic 18th birthday, Jasper leaves, returning to the one thing he knows he is good at...war. Can he one day find the redemption he doesn't know he is looking for? Jasper/Bella Rated M for language and Lemons later. Drama and Romance

Twilight from Alice's POV - chapter 20: Prom de la Bella

Jasper left Bella, and she needed Jacob for stability. She finds peace in him, but when Jasper comes back, she questions everything she has grown know. Cullen/Werewolf drama will ensue. My JxB version of New Moon and Eclipse. Sequel to Darkest Before Dawn

The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?

James wasn't always evil. What made him this way? How did he know Alice? Maybe he didn't always hate her...maybe he loved her. My take on what their history might have been. Don't worry, I didn't break up Jaz/Alice.

One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.

Rosalie attends a work conference with fiance Royce, only to meet a sexy masseur who offers her a glimpse at a life she thought unavailable to her. He provides new meaning to the phrase "full spa treatment." Emmett x Rosalie AH, M.

When Edward and Bella met Emmett and Rosalie while camping, they learn that love does not always mean one plus one. A brief look at the lives of two couples joining to become one heart, one life, one love. ExBxEmxR, polyamory.

SoaPM-AU Outtake. When Jasper thinks things can't get any worse, with his family or his failed relationship with Bella, he finds comfort in an unexpected place. AU Outtake for LaViePastiche's "Son of a Preacher Man." AH, Jasper/Peter, slash, one-shot.

Bella is at home looking after her brother on halloween. Trick or treating doesn't go as planned when Seth goes up to the new neighbours creepy house.. AH collaboration effort with footroza SSF

When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago... ::Hiatus::

CONTEST ENTRY - FOR THE LOVE OF JASPER. Collab with BamaBabe. Sparks fly when Hotshot Engineer, Bella, meets Fearless Businessman Jasper. AU/OOC/AH

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

Summer of ’76, American Bicentennial. Bella Swan finds herself intrigued by a handsome landscaper with a curious reputation. The bad guys don’t always wear black. Example entry for "For the Love of Jasper" Contest. J/B, AH One Shot.

Bella moves to Forks to find a place for herself. A story about life and LOVE. AH, OOC, OC. JASPER/BELLA, I can't do justice to Edward's perfection. Lemons in chapters to come. INCOMPLETE/ON HIATUS/UNABLE TO FINISH @ PRESENT TIME

Bella thinks she's alone in the house. She was wrong. A mildly lemony one-shot for my favorite fans!

After Twilight. When Alice leaves to find her future, Bella makes a her a promise that will change everything.

Tattward & Inkella entry. "I used to stare at the sketchbook. Now I stare in the mirror. I study each line, each sweep of the pen, of the needle. Was it just a design or did each line have meaning?" AH, Jasper, one-shot.

Edward isn't able to stop Jasper at Bella's birthday party-but he doesn't get enough. He wants more, and he'll do anything to get it.

After a difficult breakup leaves Bella a shell of herself, her best friend helps her find her way back. One-shot. My entry for the Love Through Lemons contest. AU/AH Rated M for...lemon, duh.

1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!

This is in response to 'the indifferent child of earth's Fic "51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do 2" This story can also be Titled as the remake and continuance of 'Everyone Blames Emmett'

Emmett enjoys telling Bella about his human life. A series of one shots.

AU Jasper/Alice Jasper met the Cullen family on his own, over a century before. Now, 90 years after finding Bella, they have returned to their old hometown of Forks. and it should have been an uneventful return, if only she hadn't been there...

After a long week, Bella waits for friends at a local bar. When a mysterious stranger approaches her, will it become a truly happy hour? AH, Jasper/Bella, one-shot.

An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.

Edward stops by for some wholesome Trig studying. What happens when he finds out Bella hasn't been doing her homework? Bella x Edward. Lemon One Shot

Edward goes hunting, Bella stays behiind. Not quite the usual story. Rated M just in case.

Make It Count entry. "When he walked into the cafeteria, I stopped breathing. Literally." AH, Bella/Edward, one-shot.

Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper

Jasper’s stuck watching over Bella while Edward is away. He discovers there is more to the human girl than he’d anticipated. Jasper x Bella one shot. Rated: M for adult themes and situations.

Edward and Jasper are in Arizona on business, but they take a little time to mix in some pleasure when they visit a strip club. ExJ/ExJxB. Oneshot. AU/OOC. Mature: Smut

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.

Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward

Can Jasper control his lust while attending a ‘Sexaholics Anonymous’ meeting? Or will Bella and Edward tempt him to the dark side. Rated M for Lemons, Threesome, Slash, and Language. A/H A/U. One-shot.

Edward isnt always the good guy and all Bella wanted was one moment where she was special. Reference to cutting.

What if Edward was Alice's mate? What if Bella had fallen in love with Jasper and when she first came to Forks? That's what this story is about! In short, it's the JxB version of Twilight. Goes into the start of New Moon. Dialogue centric, saftey rating.

Naughty things and smutty fun. Rating because it confuses me and I suspect it is apropriate.

A Jasper and Bella tale. Jasper does not meet Alice in the diner. She goes to the Cullen's alone. Jasper has a different kind of adventure before he meets the Cullens. When he meets Bella he's dealing with shadows of his past that only she can rid him of.

Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

He was gone, leaving her changed and alone. All that remained was a broken dream and a shattered heart. A Jasper/Bella story.

Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.

Oneshot: When Alice makes Bella try and find a box at her brothers appartment, Bella realizes her long time secret love - Edward Cullen - may share the same feelings towards her. Fluff lemon, AH.

Bella has never truly enjoyed the Season..until now. Post Breaking Dawn. *Spoilers Possible.* ;

Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"

A fluffy, one-shot featuring Edward and Bella and a very unexpected event. Set pre-Breaking Dawn.

I was bored. The song was on TV. I was talking to my dad about Twilight. heheh. This is a songfic, Alice/Bella. Extremly light lemon, nothing sexual at all. Pointless fluff.

COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.

FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.

Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.

Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.

Short, fluffy piece with our favorite vampires. Takes place after Breaking Dawn...spoilers possible.

A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?

Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.

Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!

Set several years post-Breaking Dawn. After you've been through high school several times, biology starts to get really, really boring. And you start looking for other ways to spend the time... EdwardBella, of course.

The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.

This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.

Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!

All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.

Takes place during New moon after Edward leaves. Bella discovers a mysterious vampire in Forks with a past so dark it puts her life in danger and makes her question her loyalty towards the Cullens. Will Edward and Bella's love be strong enough to last?

Their skin is sun-starved marble, streaked beneath the surface with pinstripes of raw red — carved by loss, honed by grief. But every vampire, new or old, heals eventually. ჯ JasperBella. post-eclipse AU.

Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.

It's hot and sweaty in Forks- who's gonna cool Bella down? B/E fresh-squeezed LEMON! Set post-Twilight

AU version of the end of Eclipse – when Edward and Bella go to their meadow, Bella decides to take Edward up on his offer.

Another wish-fulfillment New Moon AU. Edward comes back just in time to witness Bella’s cliff-jumping incident.

Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.

Emmett wants Rosalie to be happy.

Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language

When Edward rebelled against Carlisle's way of life in 1927, what changed his mind and sent him back in 1931? With a side-serving of White Sox-Cubs rivalry, Camels, Plato and mobsters. Written for the 2008 LGBT fic fest. Non-explicit gay themes.

Bella, a college junior has to make one of the most important decisions of her life. Will she follow her heart? Or walk away from the one thing she needs the most. A lesson of the heart.

The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.

Why, after more than two centuries alone, did Carlisle break down and turn a 17-year-old boy? He told Bella it was because Edward's mother had demanded it, but in all his years of life, surely she wasn't the first. Why did this boy get under his skin so?

It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!

Bella has a human moment while staying over at Edwards. one shot

Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!

Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series

Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR

Bella broke up with Edward once he refused to change her. He thought he was keeping her safe. But now Bella has a new best friend, a new wardrobe, and a new boyfriend. Can he save their relationship before theres nothing left to save? Last Chapter Up!

what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!

[Sequel to A Thousand Pains] After longing for his love, who's life was cut short Edward Cullen has finally been able to find her once again. Yet fate will not let them live their happily ever after...

Bella wants to make up on lost time when the Cullen's return to Forks. These encounters give her a crash course in living with her favorite unbalanced vampire family. The frock coats and 'mattress so plush you'll turn to mush' are just perks along the way

The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.

Some say the world will end in fire, and others say in ice. And yet I felt like water as I found the path that's right... [Bellacentric poem. BxE with a hint of BxJ. Inspired by and based off of 'Eclipse' and the poem 'Fire and Ice.']

Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?

Bella is graduating. She realizes she's terrified to become a vampire. She leaves Forks to think things through. While gone, she discovers the real reason Edward thinks his soul is lost. Can she solve the 80 yr. old mystery? Will she become a vampire?

Join Edward, Jasper, Bella and Emmett as they try to solve a puzzling mystery.

Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.

Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?

Edward can't stay away. One night he comes back into Bella's room, but someone else is already there. SEQUEL: Ch. 10 to 23 Bella is foolish and determined to make things right with Jake. Will the werewolves take away everything that Bella cherishes?

After a thousand years Edward Cullen still mourns for Isabella Swan... But then a human girl appears in his life that shakes his very foundation... Edward, then, learns that the power of love can over come everything...

Wild Hearts in Love Always Stop Beating

Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!

This is just a piece about Bella and Jacob spending an evening at the beach. BElla has decided to amend their freidnship. Rated M for sexual content.

Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.

How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.

Edward and Emmett's hysterical St. Patrick's Day adventures.

More forbidden than the forbidden

He wasn't sure why he was there... what he was looking for, if anything. But what he found was more than he expected... even if he wouldn't realize it until much later. [Edward's PoV. PreTwilight fluff]

A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.

Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]

Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.

Edward is hunting and sends Emmett to keep an eye on Bella. An exploration of Bella and Emmett's relationship.

You Know the story Edward leaves and Bella gets turned into a vampire. Well in my story Bella gets turmed and she is one of the most powerful vampires in the world. She is differant. She is no longer the weak Bella,When the Cullen family meets her again!p

Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.

Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...

Follow Jasper as he assaults Edward and anyone who gets in his way with a plethero of unwanted emotions! Mild language and sexual references. Chapter 2 'ANGST' now here! Review peeps!

Bella is sick and Edward is worried.

Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.