Hello, People of Fanfiction! My name is Purple (Yes, my parents named me Purple) and I only recently discovered this site. I have been writing for around two years, I am fourteen years old but I am very mature for my age, or so I've been told. My friends proofread all of my stories, so I know they don't stink like moldy cheese. I do frequently curse in my stories, and I do sometimes write sexual conetne, so most of my stories will be rated M for mature. If you don't like it, don't read.

I asked my friends to send me a message describing their thoughts on me. Here is what they said;

(Lex) "Purple, you are by far the weirdest psycho bitch I have ever met in my life."

(Tyler) "I am to nice a person to tell you what I think of you." {Stupid mo' fucker. I'm not to nice to say what I think of you!}

(Garrett) "You is a stupid mo' fucka!!"

(Jason) "... suck my dick ..." {When, where, and how hard? [Kiddin'!!]}

(Keshawn) "You... you have a nice ass."

(Scotty) "What kind of name is Purple? I mean, honestly! It's awful!" {Gee, thanks, Scotty.}

(Faron) "You whore! You cheated on me... in your dreams... with that bloke Tom Felton!" {You piss me off, but I love you, 'cause you're British...}

(Mandie) "Did you really have a dream about doing-the-dirty with Tom Felton?!" {Maybeeeeeee...}

Now, I also messaged all of my haters. Here is what they had to say;

(Amanda) "You are a ugly whore." {Wow. Is that the best you could come up with?}

(Blair) "You are stupid!" {Funny, 'cuz I got straight A's last term. What did you get? Oh, right. F's.}

(Jonas) "Honestly? Um... would you, uh... like to go on a date with me?" {... O.o ...}

(Oliver) "You are a fucking loser."

(Shantel) "You are a whore! The only reason those guys hang around you is because you suck their dick's!" {Oh yeah, let me tell you 'bout it...}

(James) "You are a fucking gothic slut and all your friends are losers."

(Elizibeth) "If you weren't an emo bitch, maybe we could be friends... oh well." {Haha, no. I would never be friends with you.}

My favourite books would be The Hunger Games trilogy, the Twilight Saga, the House of Night series, Vampire Academy, Thirst (Christopher Pike), Harry Potter, and a few others that I am to lazy to type. My favourite movies would be all the Twilight movies, the Hangover, Alice in Wonderland, Ponyo, all the Harry Potter movies, Hot Tub Time Machine, Tropic Thunder, and Radio. Other; Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire Diaries, Spongebob, and a few other things I cannot remember... My favourite bands would be All Time Low, Paramore, Mayday Parade, Every Avenue, The Devil Wears Prada, The Summer Set, Attack! Attack!, My Darkest Days, Evanescence, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Limp Bizkit, Apollo Drive, The Used, Black Veil Brides, and Secondhand Serenade.

During my fourteen years on this earth, I have been stereotyped in a number of ways. Here are ten of the odd things people have labled me as;

1. I wear black, so I must be gothic.

2. I like reading, so I must be a nerd.

3. I have an odd sense of humor, so I must be mental.

4. I wear whatever I want, therefore I must be a poser.

5. I don't hang around the popular crowd, so I must be a freak.

6. Most of my friends are guys, so I must be screwing them all.

7. I am not exactly a big people person, so I must be anti-social.

8. I listen to a certian type of music, so I must be emo.

9. I am from Mississippi, so I must be a redneck.

10. I write fanfics, so I must be a dorky loser.

~ ~ ~ I have this thing where I look at certian stories and create the weirdest pairings in my head. So, my fluffies, I have decided to share my pairings with you in hopes that you might understand where they came from... because I do not.

Harry Potter Pairings;

Bellatrix/Snape (I dunno. It appeals to me.)

Bellatrix/Voldemort

Narcissa/Snape

Harry/Draco (Don't ask...)

Draco/OC (Male or female. I love reading Draco stories!)

Ron/Hermione

Snape/Harry {Um... hehe... long story...}

Ginny/Harry

Harry/Hermione

Blaise/Pansy

Pansy/Harry (I had a dream about this one... O.o It was very strange.)

Pansy/OC (Pansy needs love, too! Poor, pugfaced Pansy Parkinson...)

The Hunger Games Pairings;

Peeta/Katniss (Obviously.)

Gale/Katniss

Cinna/Portia

Finnick/Annie (My all time favourite! I was devestated when Finnick died...)

Prim/Rory

Gale/OC

Haymitch/Effie (I can so see this happening...)

Finnick/OC (I love Finnick!!)

Cinna/Katniss

Katniss/Thresh (It's a long story.)

Cinna/OC (Something about the thought of a grown man in gold eyeliner turns me on... *winks*)

Twilight Pairings;

Jacob/Edward (I love the gays!)

Sam/Emily

Leah/Paul (I have no idea where that one came from...)

Mike/Jessica

Carlisle/OC (He is so sexy! ... To me, anyway.)

Embry/Quil

Esme/Carlisle

Emmett/OC (Hooray! Basically, I like All the Twilight Men/OC)

Alice/Jasper

Rosalie/OC (Preferably a female OC)

Alec/Renesmee

Jane/Embry (Can anyone else see this one happening?)

Quotes;

In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesum diet. - Winston Churchill

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill (I love his quotes!)

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life; it goes on. - Robert Frost

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass. - Maya Angelou

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: "I'm with you kid. Let's go." - Maya Angelou (Love her quotes, too!)

My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked and a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself. - Maya A.

The truth is you don't know what will happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Well behaved women rarely make history. - Marilyn Monroe

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