Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

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╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you have it too.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you cant sing, but you do it any way copy and paste!

If you think your best friend is insane copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pool or vice versa copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible.

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

Edward vs Normal guys.A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say:“You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy: would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen: would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die: a normal guy would find another.
If you die: Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house: a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house: Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy: would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen: would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner: a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen: wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy: while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen: while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy: wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen: would sing until your nightmares went away.

A normal guy: does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen: only does it with one.

A normal guy: buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen: buys you a car.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that's playing5. When you go to a new question, press the next button6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits Hey Soul Sister by Train

Waking up
Silly Boy by Rihanna ft. Lady Gaga

First day at School
Ya Me Voy by Tommy Ramirez

Makin Your New Best Friend
Cupids Chokehold by The Gym Class Heroes

Falling in Love
Championship Pop Bottles by Birdman ft. Lil Wayne

Breaking Up
Bartender by T-Pain

Prom
Irriplaceable (Remix) by Beyonce ft. Trina

Graduation
My Drink N My 2 Step by Cassidy and Swizz Beatz & Chingy

Life's Okay
Got Money by Lil Wayne ft. T-pain

Mental Breakdown
Mi Chica Rebelde by Tito El Bambino

Driving
I Tried by Bone Thugs N Harmony ft. Akon

Flashback
Roc Boys(And The Winner Is) by Jay-Z

Getting Back Together
Sexy Lady by Young Berg

Birth of a Child
What You Know About Dat by T.I.

Wedding Scene
Take A Chance On Me from Mammia Mia (The Musical)

Car Accident
Witch Doctor by Alvin and the Chipmunks

Final Battle
Me & You by Cassie

Death Scene
One Love by Bob Marley

Funeral Song
Smack That by Akon ft. Eminem

End Credits
Shake That Laffy Taffy by D4L

Delete Scenes
Baby Don't Go by Fabolous by T-Pain

Bloopers
Dear Mama by 2pac

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Briizzle
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Blue Elephant
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)
Caleigh First
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
Yellow Sprite
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name)
Lynn Ann
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)
Black Smooches

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.

BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Has never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

FRIENDS:Tells you she knows how you feel.

BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries.

FUN THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH one of the buttons and pretend it gave you a shock. Smile, and then go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23) Permanent marker fight!
24) Hum the "Spy theme song" then Ninja role off the elevator when it gets to your floor, shouting "I've got you now my pretty."
25) Wait for someone else to get on then when the door closes whisper "I've been waiting for you." Then get off at the next stop.
26) Randomly start screaming "The voises won't go away!"
27) Dance in the corner singing along to the music playing on your I-pod like you didn't realise another person got on with you.
28) Pretend your roasting marshmellows and offer anyone who gets on with you a smore.
29) When people get on the elevator welcome them to Narnia and warn them to watch out for the white witch.
30) ride up and down for no apparent reson just for the hell of it.

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20 things to do at wal-mart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18.Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

20. Go to one of the exits and everytime someone leaves scream at them, "Why are you leaving me!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95 percent of

girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5 percent who'd laugh their ass off at them, post this on your profile

Regular lions say: ROAARR.

Angry lions say: BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions says: roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!