Objection! Your Honor, there's clearly a contradiction in the witness's statement!

That is one of my favorite sentences. If it isn't obvious by that tiny flag and that print name of my country, yes, I'm from the Philippines. The trash around says hi.

So I guess you can say I made this account quite some time before, but I'd say I'm pretty new here. I don't know how things run around yet, so I pray you'll be able to bear with me. I swear, I'm very rusty at this, though I'm still giving it a try. Let's do this thing!