All of you know me on tv, I am one of many of your favorite wrestlers but I won't disclose my real name. For now, just call me E. I am the loyal husband to my beautiful, fluffy wife, The Grappler's Lady. For I am that grappler! Yes I am proud. And all of you marks and ring rats BE GONE! For our love is much too strong for your filth! I am here to defend my lady at all costs for she my not be the most appealing in your eyes but everything about that heap of...loveliness just puts me at awh! All you little bitches are just jealous of her and her best friend, especially since shes married to my best friend K and is pregnant with his kid (even though she clearly told everyone she would have sex before marriage) BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! We are all one big happy family and we don't need you blonde fans on steroids with your fake boobs yucking it up so go away!