Arthur Kirkland has been working as a shop assistant for 2 years. His days are boring and repetitive but he by no means hates his job; he appreciates the uneventful work he chose. That is however until a certain tall, overly happy American happens to walk into the shop, breaking his peace and quiet. Will this American ever leave him alone? Or is this just what Arthur needs?

Alfred F. Jones is a navy captain, capturing law disobedient individuals at the governments bidding. One day, this brings him across a very special belonging to one such villain. A merman. Which he is to bring across the ocean without any misfortune. /AU

Alfred's a jock and Arthur's a punk and neither of them think that mix would go particularly well. When the chance arises, however, the boys strike a deal for a little test run. Rated: MA

Alfred F. Jones is a student model who loves the attention his job gives him. What happens when a certain person in his new school not only doesn't fall for his charms, but finds him irritating as well? AU USUK

Marine biologist Arthur Kirkland is sent on a dive to collect some coral samples, but is instead abducted by a playful, blue octopus named Alfred. Tentacle fun ensues, PWP

[story abandoned/permanent hiatus]

Sora was just a tool, he lived to die any time, so he never cared about anything, he just felt hatred and apathy. Riku was just the successor of a yakuza gang, he lived to kill, he was a cold bastard. What do they have in common? Hatred? Hurt? or maybe.../YAOI/ SHOUNEN-AI/ references of DRUGS AND ALCOHOL USE, RAPE, GORE, AGE GAP, BDSM (not shota).

After breaking his leg during a football game, jock Alfred F. Jones finds himself condemned to school library duty for a semester and a half. But at least he has the quiet English kid in the corner to keep him company. Gakuen AU oneshot. Written for the secret santa.

Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.

Alfred, a student in a London University, has a strong mindset that Love exists as more than a hormone, and that everyone is entitled to love and be loved. So when he meets a male prostitute after a freak escape, will his mindset be shaken?

It is dangerous for a King to fall for the Omega's seduction. Cardverse. Omegaverse.

Working as a secret agent is rough. From danger, torture, and travelling the world. Then again, having an occasional and amazing one-night stand with a cute blonde isn't so bad. Until you notice they are everywhere. USUK. Co-written with Tenkuno.

"You're the most beautiful thing that I've ever seen. In the sun, you're mind-blowing. In the snow, you're breathtaking. And then there's you in the rain..." Silly little USUK oneshot, Alfred being completely enamored from afar like the adorable stalker he is :3

Francis owes Alfred, and he's found the perfect human to satisfy him. Vampire!USUK.

Dog tags clinking, bright smile shining, he had left to become a hero. Alone at home with two cats and lots of rain, it was ironic that it was at that exact moment that Arthur needed his hero the most. Established USUK, songfic.

Rising fashion model Alfred Jones is cast along side the famous but reclusive Arthur Kirkland for a GQ UK editorial. He quickly discovers that the fashion world's new golden child is actually blind.

The angel's eyes did not belie the rest of his beauty. But angel's eyes should be calm and wise. These eyes were furious, over spilling with anger, and scared. Fear, almost hidden beneath layers of rage, freezing Alfred's heart and making it like stone.

'Struggling was meaningless. He was beyond saving, divine intervention or not. He was already violated: ruined, spoilt, impure... but he still begged.' FrUK/USUK love triangle. Contains Rape and dark themes.

USUK. August, 1943, and it's sweltering enough for Arthur to show off his legs in a pair of military-issue shorts. Alfred is highly distracted by them. Hilarity and sexytiems ensue. For Hakuku!