Detective Emma Swan is one of Boston Homicide's finest. Killian Jones is head of the FBI team who swoops in to take jurisdiction when multiple homicides sharing similarities with her current case pop up out of state. But they'll have to learn to work together to lure out their killer when they're required to go undercover. As a married couple. CS Cops/Undercover/Fake Marriage AU.

The Potter and Snape family had been neighbours since before the children were born. This summer, Harry has come home from his first year away at University and develops an interesting relationship with Severus in the process. Story is loosely based off its song inspiration, Stacy's Mom, by Fountains of Wayne. [Non-Magic, AU, Serious Smut, M rating for a good reason]

A light-hearted little ficlet about Harry returning to teach at Hogwarts and Severus realising that the former Boy Who Lived has turned into a very appealing man.

Remus and Draco have a long-standing arrangement that revolves solely around sex. Is it an arrangement that can endure, or is it bound to become something more, despite the damaged souls of the two men involved?

CS 3x21 Canon Divergence: When Emma reached out to place a hand on Hook's thigh in order to keep him from leaving, she missed her mark and found a whole new way to keep him occupied.

Emma is done, she needs a change. With a little money, a lot of nerve, and nary a plan, she purchases a train ticket back home. When she runs into a sexy Brit heading in the same direction, she realizes she needs a little more than just a change of pace, she needs to get laid. Smut ya'll, with a little bit of story line to go along. Written for the CS Cocktober event on Tumblr.

It was supposed to be just a one-night stand, but nature had other plans in store for them...

A beautiful summer's day at Hogwarts is overshadowed by thoughts of the struggle Hermione and Severus, now married, have endured together. Perhaps they can find comfort in each other. Now complete!

His neighbors may be brightening their own holidays, but they're ruining the constant melancholy of his life. He's determined to keep to himself until the single mother that lives next door to him drops literally through his door two nights before Christmas. It's the moment that may be temporary, like everything else, but it may just change everything.

An accidental audience. An unforgettable performance. An encore of epic proportions. SS/LM/HG/DM

Staying at Grimmauld Place for the Christmas Holidays, a sleepless Hermione overhears Sirius having a nightmare. When she decides to wake him, things escalate in a way she never could have anticipated. Smutty, Holiday one-shot (for now) starring Sirius and Hermione with a side of angst. SB/HG

He saw the signs, even if nobody else did. TRIGGER WARNINGS: Abuse , Domestic Violence, Rape, Non/Con

In October of 2001, the veil spits a de-aged Sirius Black out. Meeting Hermione Granger for a second time proves to be interesting.

NON-MAGIC AU. SS/HG. Don't like don't read. Five years have passed since Hermione Granger graduated from Hogwarts. When she returns to the grounds for Alumni Weekend, what will she find? Based off a literal fever dream I had a week ago.

Professor Hermione Granger has to stay at Hogwarts all summer to teach. At first, she's not very happy about that, but then she and her colleague grow closer. Should one mention her colleague is Draco Malfoy? Probably..

Sam x Reader - You and Sam are strangers trapped in a desolate mountain town where you live alone, isolated from the outside world, for five years. Warnings: Language and smut.

Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, the ministry release a new marriage law, in order to increase the magical population. What will happen when an older 'insufferable know-it-all' and 'greasy dungeon bat' have to produce a child? Rated M for possible mature sexual scenes later in the story. (OOC Hermione and Snape)

Zuko has never been good with is words. In fact most of the time he was so bad with them he ends up ending a relationship before one can even begin. Knowing his downfall, he promises himself, this time around he won't say anything. That way, when he finds someone he likes he won't blow it.

Writing letters seems to be the only thing that Katara can do to pass the time while her husband is away. Feeling stuck, and more lonely than ever, Katara finds herself writing more and more letters to a certain fire lord. There is just one problem. She never sends them…save for one day when Aang sees a letter Addressed to Zuko and sends it. Things are about to heat up.

In which, Zuko is recently divorced and definitely not looking for love, then Katara finds him. Porn w/ Plot. Porn w/ Feelings. Zutara.

Captain Swan AU. Fear for her unborn child, a bruised and broken Emma Swan is determined to escape an abusive marriage. After she drives a long way from home to a small town in Maine, she doesn't think her life could get more complicated... that is until she ends up falling for her OBGYN, a blue-eyed British man... (For fulll summary, see Chapter 1)

His Fire Lady had been feeling quite neglected lately, and he couldn't blame her. Adhering to her rules is the first step to making things better. [Smut]

Draco knows his father won't let him walk away. Thus begins the adventure of fake-dating Charlie Weasley in an attempt to get himself disowned. Things get even more complicated when his soulmate nearly dies, and Draco still doesn't know who they are. :: Charlie/Draco, feat. Fake dating, "didn't know they were dating", and soulmates all in one fic. Warning: child abuse.

Severus and Hermione have spent weeks assuming the worst of each other until one evening everything changes. Finally, Hermione makes a surprising demand. This could either go really well or completely backfire on the witch. A two-shot with angst, humor, romance and hope! (complete)

Sand, sun, a child who's promised not to wander off the moment her back is turned and a new book to read. What, Emma thinks, could possibly go wrong? (Prompt: Your kid just randomly came to me and wanted to build a sand castle but is really sweet so I went along with it.)

*ONE-SHOT* There's nothing like getting the family together for Christmas, but this year Hermione is nervous. Nervous to see Charlie Weasley, that is. It's been a year since she last saw him and she's not at all sure she's ready for what might happen when she lays eyes on him again. Especially after what happened last Christmas.

What happens when Emma doesn't seize the opportunity to tell Killian exactly how she feels about him? This is a fic based on the prompt, "you're in the hospital for the holidays so i came in while you were sleeping to decorate your room i love you merry christmas" - from this post:

It's the seventh annual Christmas Party for the heroes of the Second Wizarding War. Something about Snape is sending off all kinds of warning signals in Hermione's head.

4 years after losing his hand and his first love in the line of duty, Killian Jones, now an exchange officer with the British navy, is starting to wonder whether his emotional scars are doomed to be as permanent as his physical ones. A chance meeting with Emma Swan, a young Navy surgeon, however, grants him the chance to work toward healing and happiness, if only he'll let her in.

Jon had married Sansa to protect the North. At least, that was what she thought. Sansa had married Jon to be protected. At least, that was he thought. Their marriage might have started for political reasons, but they love each other. Now if they'd could only say that to each other...

Lucius Malfoy plays matchmaker with Severus and Hermione at his annual Malfoy ball. And leaves them in a locked room.

Period AU: Killian Jones, son of Prominent Turkish Businessman, Brennan Jones, meets Lady Emma during the London season just weeks before he must head back to Constantinople to take over the family shipping business. Despondent over the fact that he had to leave the woman he loves behind, things get interesting when Brennan tries to give Killian a welcome home gift

While working a case at a couples resort in Vermont, you enlist the help of the Winchesters to get yourself inside. But when you and Sam find yourselves having to go undercover as a married couple, long-buried feelings arise and make for an uncomfortable situation. Cue sexual tension, slow build, and eventual smut.

After Emma and Killian shared kiss in front of Granny's, they decided to have some privacy. Emma being a little dominant, Killian doesn't want to rush things. Basically, it's smut. (One shot)

(Probably closer to the T rating because it's about as nondescript as you can get.) Sometimes, even when things are okay, your heart remembers when they weren't and panics.

Modern AU where Emma is a Boston police detective and Killian is firefighter. They both get called to a fire in progress but it ends up being a false alarm, however there can be no denying the sparks between them. Includes fluff and my usual attempts at humor as well as a touch of fake-dating and meddling friends. Inspired by the song 'False Alarm' by Motoma and Becky Hill.

When Emma Swan sees her ex-boyfriend in Granny's, she does the first thing she can think of and asks the nearest person to pretend to be her boyfriend. What she didn't count on was for that stranger to be Storybrooke's newest resident, Killian Jones. WARNING: Rated M for language and an attempted rape.

Sometimes you have to replace a bad memory with a better one. Especially if that bad memory was Dolores Umbridge in a pink negligee, hoping to get her hands on your bits. (Adult Hermione/Snape. Pure PWP with a side of humour.)

S04, E17: It's a Terrible Life - Dean and Sam end up messing up their lesson by fucking each other in Dean's office instead of going after the ghost. Zachariah is pissed and ends up barging in while their pants are still down, ranting about how Winchesters ruin everything and snaps their memories back.

This is a little oneshot set during the beginning of season nine, when Dean finds Cas working in the store. He has to make things right after he had to ask Cas to leave the bunker. It ends up turning into a real talk, and there's confessing of feelings. Also smut. Ends happy.

Set after the events of 'Regarding Dean', Dean realizes that he has to tell Cas how he feels, after he almost lost him forever. A little angsty, but also fluffy and smutty. Just like Destiel. Sniff.

A phone call is never just a phone call. A small moment in time between our boys and Bobby. Wincest. (Note: Don't like? Then don't read.)

takes place season 12 just after Mary leaves. Dean tries to deal with it the only way he knows how, drinking, alone. That is until his guardian angel shows up...

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do

Hitchhiker Emma catches a ride with a quiet truck driver named Jones. Can these perfect strangers become friends... or maybe more? A Captain Swan AU that I've been teasing on Tumblr for ages. MA for slightly explicit sexual scenes and language.

You are captured by a djinn and your fantasy world leaves nothing to be desired. Do you even want to leave? (Rating for self-destructive themes, language, and explicit sexual content. See trigger warnings inside.)

Killian Jones is ex-special forces Navy and a fire fighter in a company in the city. One night after a particularly bad day he meets a bail bonds person named Emma Swan who awakens something in his heart that he hasn't felt possibly ever. The unlikely pair just might be the kindling that ignites the flames within each other's heart that had been dulled for years.

Sequel to my CS Christmas fic - Holiday Interlude. After over a month apart, a friend comes looking for Emma to help with a certain stubborn Brit. Strong M.

Mickey's journey to build his life in Mexico without Ian..and what happens when Ian Gallagher finally finds his way back to the Southside piece of trash he loves.

Severus is forced to attend a New Year's Eve Ball at Hogwarts. Almost all of wizarding Britain is in attendance. He gets stuck under some beefed up Enchanted Mistletoe with Hermione Granger. Sexy times ensue. Oneshot. Complete.

CS Christmas fic. AU Emma Swan needs a break so she heads to Boston for the holidays season. Rated M

AU story set in our world where Killian is a pirate in the early 1800s and Emma is a local girl, who though an orphan is beloved by the people of her small town of Storybrooke Maine. They fall madly in love despite staggeringly different ways of life, and become the stuff of legend. Based off of a slight past-life hint I dropped in my earlier story 'Steady.' Guaranteed HEA.

Sam x Reader - Sam meets when you're working in a diner. After saving you from a violent attack, he keeps in touch and you grow closer. Warnings: Sexual content, unprotected sex, language and an animal death (briefly mentioned).

Princess Emma sneaks her pirate into her room before a ball. Smut ensues. Captain Duckling.

Modern AU: Emma moves to Storybrooke, Ohio with her son Henry to try to start a new life after her previous one fell apart. She wasn't ready for life in a small town. The lovely residents. The welcoming preacher and his family. And most importantly, the sinful brother of the preacher. (a bday gift for the wonderful Brooke-to-Broch)

Her neighbor irritated her like no other did. He was a flirt, a ladies man, a high powered lawyer, and how dare he also have an accent. After another irritating encounter with the man, she was in need of relieving a little bit of tension. While doing so, she encounters something she can't quite believe.

Killian Jones is a recently discharged British soldier trying to start over. His brother Liam has found happiness in a small town in Maine and while visiting, Killian meets Liam's fiancé's sister Emma Swan. Before he knows it, Killian finds himself completely and irrevocably in love. Now all that's left is to convince Emma to let him stand in her light and by her side forever more.

Hermione spies on Sirius at Grimmauld Place.

"Seriously. We know how to pick 'em, Jones." In the wake of another break-up, Emma & Killian make a drunken pact. [Captain Swan, with mentions of past Emma/August]

"This isn't gonna be any longer than 1k and will have only vague mentions of smut at most." – Me, before starting this fic. Spoiler alert: I lied, on both points. / Emma finally gets her well–deserved sleep. (Set directly after the season five finale.)

With some encouragement from her best friend Elsa, Emma Swan is getting back into the dating scene. She meets Killian Jones, a kindred spirit, through a dating app. What happens when Emma finally decides to get out of her head and into the real world with Killian?

Summer of 1692. With Port Royal leveled and Salem caught in witch hysteria, a pirate meets a healer that's more than meets the eye. CaptainSwan.

Sharing a bottle of bourbon with McCoy after a long, hard day. Leonard McCoy/Reader

Sirius asks Hermione to read him a bedtime story. Warning: lemony, smutty goodness inside. Oneshot, AU and EWE for obvious reasons.

Storybrooke doesn't frequently allow for moments - seconds, even - of peace. Killian and Emma have to take advantage of it while they can. They don't plan on leaving this bed, their bed, anytime soon.

Missing Scene from/post 4x12 / Emma has nightmares. Killian is always there to push them away. Co-written with letterfromathief.

Princess Emma likes to sneak out of her parents' castle at night. One night she meets the infamous Captain Hook and it changes her life. Captain Ducking AU. Rated M for a reason.

For Lena, who requested: AU in which Liam is a bartender that loves to read on his break and fancies the local librarian, Belle. One night, she shows up late to lend him a book and they end up having hot sex over the counter. Story is what it says on the box. I'll leave it up to you as to whether this is canon divergence or a modern setting.

Sometimes all Jim sees in the mirror is his father. Bones shows him he's much more than that.

The easiest rule Emma thought she would be able to keep as she worked night shift at the Storybrooke Inn & Suites was to not get romantically involved with any of the guests. Then came along Killian Jones, a job transfer with a sleep disorder, who's bunking at the hotel until he can find a place of his own. (Captain Swan CS AU one-shot)

Hikaru Sulu knows he should stay away.

An 8 part series that follows Emma, Mary Margaret, Ruby and Belle on a girls' vacation in the white mountains. Killian, David, Graham and Will also happen to be in the same complex. Thanks to some typical male stupidity, the groups cross paths and sparks fly as a result. One part per day of the trip and eventual epilogue.

Valentine's Day AU. Emma is dreading her blind date on Valentine's Day with someone her parents set her up with but the night takes an unexpected turn when she runs into a tall, dark and handsome British man who was set up on a date with someone else.

She hadn't known he was her new philosophy professor when she'd let him completely consume her in the back alley of a bar that night two months ago. It was just a matter of time before they both gave in. ONE SHOT.

AU: No curse; Emma is raised by her loving parents until she's ten when they are killed. King George takes back his throne and becomes Emma's guardian. He married her off to a Prince Hans when she was sixteen. Emma's husband is cruel and controlling and she suffers his wrath frequently because she's unable to produce an heir for him. She is accidentally rescued by a pirate captain.

Looking to make some extra money, college senior Emma Swan takes a post as a model for Professor Killian Jones' art class. Sparks fly on both sides. Will they give into temptation?

Emma is so hell-bent on not falling for Killian that she doesn't realize she already has. That is, until his New Year's party when the heater is broken and she can see the sweat in the hollow of his throat and he smiles at her across the room and she is not handling this well – at all. CS AU.

Maybe if she'd grown up with all the trappings of wealth and security, she'd have been less inclined to grab the materialistic things in her room and more inclined to grab, oh I don't know, a jumper. But no, she's standing outside in the middle of winter with the warmest man on the planet and she's got her laptop in a suitcase. CS Christmas AU for CS Secret Santa

Killian Jones has spent the last five years avoiding everything to do with Christmas; a veritable Grinch. Though perhaps Ebenezer Scrooge is more fitting; he's not out to ruin Christmas, he simply prefers to pretend that it doesn't exist. So what happens when he takes a tumble on the mountainside and is stuck for the holiday, cooped up in a small cabin with his saviour, Emma Swan?

Emma, a princess on the run, steals twenty gold coins in an attempt to escape the Enchanted Forest. When she's caught, she's forced to make a deal with a charming pirate: twenty kisses for twenty gold coins.

Emma Swan has seen plenty. Not much surprises her these days. But this? Sweet lord, have mercy… This takes the cake. - A smutty Halloween, Rocky Horror Picture Show-esque one shot. CS modern AU.

I am an author and you are at my booksigning but why are you handing me these scrap papers to sign? Wait - is that the first story I ever wrote and trashed because some people at high school made fun of me by reading it out loud? And now you're here, not to tease me, but because you liked my writing even back then? Captain Swan AU

They met when they were 22, fresh out of college and ready to embark on a two-day journey. Killian was looking for a partner for the trip that would take him to his new work in advertising in a new city. His former roommate David had mentioned that his girlfriend's friend, Emma, was headed to Chicago to work in social services. Friends with Benefits AU

AU. Emma Swan came to Portland, ME to start over. She's got a job she loves, but when a particular case gets under her skin, she finds herself visiting the Jolly Roger and its curious bartender, Mr. Killian Jones, more often than she thinks is wise. But some nights aren't made for thinking. Captain Swan.

Emma works nights at a bar and is rudely awoken when a tree removal company shows up next door after a super late shift. Enter the charming Killian Jones, who's not only good at taking down trees, but also at scaling her walls. (Captain Swan AU, ONE-SHOT)

For CS AU Week on Tumblr: Emma Swan & Killian Jones have been best friends for over 15 years when she gets pregnant by her boyfriend Neal. When Neal dumps her and dies soon after, Killian steps in to help her raise Henry. Emma's realization that she's been in love with Killian all along forces her to admit that maybe she doesn't want to be /just friends/ anymore.

"So this is your world's version of a tavern." He has to shout to be heard and she gathers by the look of bewilderment and irritation on his face that he doesn't like it. She chuckles anyway and adds, to further annoy him, "We've upgraded a bit." Emma makes it her mission to finish what she and Hook started over 30 years ago. Written for CS AU Week.

An unusual one night stand takes on a life of its own, as Emma Swan finds herself enthralled by Killian and Liam Jones, visiting English naval officers. Modern AU. Rated M for an extremely good reason.

After a night of passion, Suki and Zuko have been avoiding telling each other how they feel.

When Ruby decides her latest project is getting a one-handed man back on his feet by making him a bartender at the Rabbit Hole, Emma isn't so sure it's a great idea. But as the days go on, there's just something about Killian Jones that makes her want to be found. AU. CaptainSwan, with appearances by Ruby, David, and Mary Margaret.

Toph and Sokka have been sleeping together for months. But it doesn't mean anything. Does it? smut fic

My first fanfic about Drew and Rick from the TV show the night shift. For those who haven't watched it yet, please do. Episode six is heartbreakingly good. I hope you all like this story and please let me know what you think.

They've been together for practically forever and Dean decides that it's finally time he does something to make that more permanent - and it turns out to be the best decision he's ever made.

It's been two weeks since their kiss at Granny's, and she's finally ready to show him what he means to her, even if she's not quite ready to say it. She's been working on a surprise for days and it's finally ready. PwP.

When Zuko shows up on Air Temple Island, Suki's resolve crumbles. Zuki smut! Zuko/Suki

Harry and Ron decide to set a prank to ensnare a loving couple in order to antagonise Hermione and Snape—little do they know just who it is on the other side of that door. Gift for Snapefan520 on LJ SSHG newbies. M for a reason.

Bartender Killian comes in to the diner where Emma works every night after his shift. On the night Emma has off, she decides to visit him at the bar. AU one-shot. Rated M. (It's called Body Shot, y'all.)

When a snow storm hits Storybrooke, Emma decides to check in on Hook to make sure he's keeping warm. Pure Captain Swan holiday fluff (smuff? Maybe? I never know).

Hermione and Severus have worked together, developed a friendship; and guarded themselves too long. Hogwarts has decided to meddle...(Rated M for a reason, folks.)

Benny accepts that he can't change Dean's home situation. What he can do is help Dean forget about it and enjoy himself.

It was a party and everyone was busy doing their own thing. In this case, Dean and Castiel were doing Samandriel.

Devotion had never been so intense. But in their shared bed Samandriel felt as though he could lose a part of himself to these men and never realize anything was missing.

A better man could have controlled himself

Dean and Castiel were in love with each other and Samandriel was in love with both of them.

Where Spike and Winnie spend a little less time going on PG-13 dates and a little more time doing other things.

Mark helps Jackson study, in doing so he falls for the resident. They share a kiss and from there their relationship takes a turn. Rated as M as there will be graphic slashiness at some point. I guess spoilers for season 8 if you don't know the context

Jackson cannot sleep without his partner

Desperate to avoid Molly Weasley's matchmaking schemes, Charlie and Hermione fail to see that another matchmaker has already targeted them. Hermione/Charlie Post DH, EWE

He found her most attractive when she had that gleam in her eye. Mischief galore. :SiriusHermione OneShot:

A piece of unrelieved holiday fluff. Hermione, Severus, Harry and Draco all lay plans to get what they want for Christmas. Includes fluffy slash.