Ten Things You Should Know About Sarcelle

1. I primarily write Harry Potter fic, but my mental instability occasionally causes me to write something for fandoms I know nothing about. Fortunately, I doubt that much(1) of it will ever see the light of day.

2. Every time you use correct spelling, grammar, and/or punctuation, a tear of pure joy springs to my eye. Also, it brings my blood pressure down. Do it for my sake, if not for your own.

3. I have a weird(2) sense of humor. I know that. You don't need to tell me.

4. I abuse footnotes to the point where they're considering getting a restraining order against me.

5. I secretly love badfic. I'm not being sarcastic. I really do. If I insult you because you provide me with it, keep in mind that I probably loved it.

6. I've been a lurker since 2000. Don't you dare call me a newbie, you...Am I allowed to curse in my profile?

7. The above question was rhetorical. I don't really care.

8. My personal opinion is that certain restrictions on a particular site are oppressive, and that preventing a person from posting for a certain time period is just total authoritarian bull.

9. I am even worse at math than J. K. Rowling.

(1)Read: any

(2)Read: stupid