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 Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. General: New Yorker. born 1987. Artist/Musician. I am new at this, but happy to be here. THE WORD HURRICANE BANNER : whicdn.com/images/253734681/large. jpg - i made this one from complete scratch. every single detail has been photoshopped. IN THE THAW BANNER : http:/ /data. whicdn.com/ images/144704274/large. jpg (both without the spaces of course!) Thanks for stopping by! xoxo AS OF JULY 19th, 2016 : Hello wonderful reviewers and followers! I apologize for the delay in chapter updates. Due to various things (work, life, summer, travel, breakups, pokemon, etc.) I've been having a hard time scheduling time to sit down and write without it affecting my day to day.I promise I won't leave you hanging again, but it will take some time to get the next chapters up. I want to give you quality, not quantity, and for that to happen it WILL take some time. Please please be patient with me. I am trying to keep up with weekly or bi weekly updates but it's proving to be difficult. I will post as soon as they are ready. I have ideas and chapters already written, it's just all about organizing them in order and also making tweaks. I want ITT to be a slow burn, but I can already feel myself rushing it. And as for TWH, it's the same thing. I'm sorry if you are losing patience with me, but I promise it'll be worth it. Thank you so much again or your support and for recommending TWH. It means so much to me, you have no idea. Love you guys for your comments and support. xoxo DAE |
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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 25933 - Favs: 7,170 - Follows: 6,823 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 168,412 - Reviews: 9624 - Favs: 8,053 - Follows: 8,094 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Do Over by TKegl reviews
Every Christmas Eve, Edward Cullen sits in a bar and regrets the decision he made ten years earlier that tore Bella from him. But when he gets a second chance to right that wrong, it's not quite what he expected
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21558 - Favs: 12,117 - Follows: 8,060 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
In the Woods by Oprah Winfrey reviews
A serious case of writer's block, an isolated cabin in the mountains, and a mysterious, surly stranger who is not looking for company. Mature Content. Very AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,658 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Bella
Apple Dumpling Club by helluvabell reviews
Escaping an overbearing father and a shady past, Bella Swan hitches a ride with the Cullen crew when they ride through Forks.She soon realizes family is more than blood, and that lust and love are not the same. Will the FBI and a certain outlaw motorcycle gang be able to tear Edward and Bella apart? All human. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,391 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
There is No Harm in You Alone by Ivory Novelist reviews
Post Season One. Rust is in bad shape, emotionally and psychologically. Marty wants to help him. They start living together, and their friendship deepens. No slash. But there may be a queerplatonic friendship.
True Detective - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Rustin C., Marty H.
Badlands by planetblue reviews
Moonlight drives and sharpened knives. This is the story of us.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,301 - Reviews: 7352 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Offbeat by SexyLexiCullen reviews
He's a cop. She's a student. A missed connection during a traumatic time leaves them both longing, until fate brings them back together again. Romance, humor, slight drama. Canon couples. OOC. AU. This is my version of Copward, and this is a working summary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,677 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Edward, Bella
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15189 - Favs: 8,987 - Follows: 9,246 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Of Death and Moonbeams by Lynzee005 reviews
"I believe I may have gotten my wish—one of them—from the night I was shot: Diane, I made love tonight—three times, in fact—to a beautiful woman for whom I have genuine affection," Cooper spoke as he leaned back in the chair and took another sip from his coffee mug. (Part I of the Moonlight Trilogy) **COMPLETE**
Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Audrey H., D. Cooper - Complete
The Boy At Table Seven by LyricalKris reviews
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 7060 - Favs: 5,266 - Follows: 4,120 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13611 - Favs: 5,050 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,832 - Follows: 7,208 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4941 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Weather the Storm by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Part Two: How does the head of the world's most powerful crime family juggle being a father, husband, and boss? Surrounded by trouble, Edward tries to manage his organization while struggling to spend time with his children and wife, Bella. Sequel to Quiet Storm. EDITED TO MEET THE TOS. FULL STORY CAN BE FOUND ON TWCS, where you'll need to log-in. A few passages are missing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 545,598 - Reviews: 11347 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
By the Numbers by Cars1 reviews
Five people take a trip to Alaska. One hike to a hot spring and everything changes. Two people find something they never expected. Sometimes spontaneous is a good thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,256 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Control by helluvabell reviews
After being rescued by Esme, Bella struggles to leave her past behind. Starting a new life is never easy, but with the help of the Cullens Bella starts to find happiness. Will both her past and Edward's threaten everything they've built?-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Audrey at the Great Northern by Lydia Bell reviews
"I am Audrey. I am six. I live at the Great Northern Hotel." Inspired by the children's book "Eloise," by Kay Thompsen.
Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Audrey H. - Complete
bound for glory by wtvoc reviews
A new fic by jandco & withthevampsofcourse- A ridiculous tale of accidental misdemeanors, felonies, past affairs and six kids on the run from life. Not necessarily realistic, but AH anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,478 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9942 - Favs: 7,269 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wrenfield Hall by Wannabe Charlotte reviews
In 1870s England, Bella finds herself without home or family when her father dies. She secures a position as a housemaid in a country manor belonging to Lord Edward Masen. The two form a bond that is threatened by class differences and Edward's past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,839 - Reviews: 3293 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23172 - Favs: 15,571 - Follows: 10,897 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8686 - Favs: 7,927 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14628 - Favs: 8,057 - Follows: 5,448 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eric Yorkie, The Van Helsing of Forks by duskwatcher2153 reviews
"My name is Eric Yorkie and I possess knowledge that will change the world as we know it: Edward Cullen is a VAMPIRE!" This is Eric's POV of the events of Book 1 and remarkably, it stays within canon. A humorous look at Twilight from the eyes of Forks' most lovable geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,433 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Eric, Rosalie - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,441 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fault by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3411 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 725 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
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In The Thaw reviews
PI Bella Swan, finds herself in rainy Forks trying to solve a disappearance that's gone cold for years. In the midst of this dreary town, a silver Volvo appears and becomes a permanent fixture along with its owner who also happens to be writing about this unsolved crime. All human. Usual pairings. Adult situations. Dark. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,168 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Bella, Carlisle, Charlie S., Edward
The Word Hurricane reviews
Art school student Bella & her older bro Emmett get caught in NYC during Hurricane Sandy. Will their Brooklyn apartment be enough to keep themselves occupied? Or will they have to make a call to Bella's bearded delivery man for some distractions? All human. Usual pairings. OOC. Beardward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 6/21/2016 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper