JanuaryPrussian
 JanuaryPrussian... Is an eighth grade girl who can generally be seen being awkward, annoying, loud, thoughtless, attention-seeking, sarcastic, cynical, morbid, strange, stupid, shy, and irresponsible all at once. Strangely, flattering adjectives don't often apply to her. She's the type of person who lies awake contemplating the secrets of the universe, and sometime yaoi. She doesn't normally refer to herself in the third person, but she thought it would be a clever way to rip off other people's ideas and make an original-sounding profile. She's an artist on DeviantArt under the same username, and an author, an otaku, and an incurable procrastinator. Her current goal is to attend Northwestern, acquire a pair of combat boots, and pass math class. Presently, she's occupied by her unhealthy obsession with Prussia- if she's not online, she's flipping through the 775-page history book in her room like a maniac looking for more information- and Hetalia Axis Powers, which she is certain must be the best manga and anime ever created. Ever. And when she's not doing THAT, she's got her Homestuck addiction to contend with. She wants to cosplay as Terezi but complains that her friends lack a 'proper cosplay dynamic'. She declines to tell them what that's supposed to mean. She also desperately wants a seventeenth century Prussian military uniform. In her lifetime, she's accomplished many things, such as cheating NaNoWriMo by mistake, getting into honors classes, getting a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and learning snippets of over nine languages thanks to her nerd obsessions. She claims to have an aptitude for languages and aspires to learn many of them, including Lithuanian, for reasons unknown. She's quite good with Japanese and Russian, and awful at French and German. People tell her she has an english accent when she yells at people, despite being born and raised in the midwest of the USA. She'll listen to any music at all, but prefers the Beatles and Vocaloid, as well as Panic! at the Disco and sometimes Rush. She's able to play passable songs(translation: utter crap) on flute and electric guitar, and could once on the piano and violin as well. But that was in the Before Time. She's Irish, German, English, Finnish, Belarussian, Ukrainian, and convinced she's Prussian. She's got eyes that are sometimes blue and sometimes gray, and glasses she hates to wear tucked away in a dusty case in her backpack, along with piles of homework she feels is too beneath her to complete when she could be watching anime. She ships Giripan, SuFin, and USUK, and she's thrilled that DenNor, one of her favorite ships, is obviously canon in two fandoms- Hetalia and Scandinavia and the World. She supports memes and bled pinjas and hopes you enjoy her stories. Oh, and if you've read this whole thing, she congratulates you and bestows a fresh-baked internet cookie upon you for your troubles. *bows* |
