Hey everyone! My name is Kat, and I've been reading fanfiction for a loong time. But I've just been too stupid to make an actual account until now. Let's see... what to say about myself? Other than the fact that I'm a little strange...

Name: Kat

Live: What are you, stalking me?

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, playing croquet in the bright sunshine...

Favorite Color: It changes with the weather, but right now it's this summer cottage yellow

Favorite Book: The Year of Secret Assignments, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, and a lot more that I can't think of right now

Favorite TV show:

Modern Family

The Voice

Favorite Song: Anchor by Mindy Gledhill

I have dark brown hair that glints red in a certain light, which is really strange because I'm Chinese, and the rest of my family all has really really black hair. I also have eyes that are brown, but they glint red or gold in certain lights, which to me is really creepy.

I guess I'm sort of girly, like as in I like shopping and doing my nails and sleepovers and stuff, but I also have a tomboyish side. I love a good adventure (except of course the stupid things like running into a moving car) and I'm not afraid to get all muddy.

I'm a morning person but I'm also an owl. I'll stay up till like two in the morning, but there's an alarm clock in my head that wakes me up at seven. My friends are all so surprised that I'm never really tired because I sleep so little. That's not insomnia, is it?

I don't have any pets, but I would LOVE a capybara anyday.

I usually don't get in trouble, except for chewing gum. One of my teachers, who by the way is constantly PMSing, even gave me a detention for it. But, that's the only time.

I want to own my own shop or bakery when I grow up. If you see me in twenty years, please say hi anytime! I'll give you a free cupcake!

I actually like school-a quarter of the time. My math teacher is ridiculous though. She tells us to watch Vampire Diaries.

Survey Time!

Name one person who made you smile today.

My friend Julie

What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

On FFN

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Eating a mango

What is your favorite candy bar?

OOOH...Heath Bar??? I like them all! (Except for one time when I tried a pickled nut bar. *shudders*

What is the last thing you said aloud?

"No, I REALLY don't want an orange!" (to my grandpa who's always trying to make me eat because he thinks I'm too skinny)

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Peppermint Candycane

Do you take vitamins daily?

Oh...whoops.

Do you have a tan?

I went a whole day in Hawaii on vacation without getting burned and I didn't have sunscreen. I'm still pale as heck.

Look to your left, what do you see?

My piggy-shaped pencil case

What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Koalas and Kangaroos

What is your birthstone?

Pearl!

How many states have you lived in?

I counted 36...

Last song listened to?

Pumped Up Kicks

How did you get your worst scar?

Let's just say I'm a klutz and I don't know how many scars I have...

Your favorite thing?

Camp

The room you're in?

MINE

Fictional characters you hate?

Oof. You want me to name them ALLL?

Your fear?

I'm claustrophobic, and I hate flies. Don't ask why.

What do you want to be in 6 years?

Ummm...alive?

What you're not?

An alien from space. But sometimes I question that...

Where you grew up?

New Jersey

Where you were born?

New York

Your summer?

Well-missed

Your eyes?

Brownish with gold and red flecks???

When is the last time you laughed?

Two minutes ago

Last time you cried?

Watching the Vow

FIRST NAME?

Full name? OR my many, many nicknames?

DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?

Yup. DON'T READ IT!!!!!!

WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

That's on my bucket list.

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM?

No. Feet too small.

SHOE SIZE?

2 (don't judge! It's really hard to shop for shoes!

HEIGHT?

5'1"

IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

Pastel Green

FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON?

Well, I kind of just look down...so their shoes

FAVORITE DRINK?

Watermelon Smoothies!

FAVORITE SPORT?

Croquet

SUMMER OR WINTER?

SUMMER!

HUGS OR KISSES?

Both! I love candy!

FAVORITE DESSERT?

How's a buffet sound?

Night or Morning?

Night. I have insomnia...

Spring or Fall?

Spring

Hot Fudge or Caramel?

Caramel

Latte or Espresso?

I LOVE COFFEE!!!!

Birds or Horses?

MR, DUH!

Cats or Dogs?

Sheep!

Rain or Snow?

Rain! (But it smells like dead worms, which isn't very pleasant)

Sun or Moon?

Moon, I have vampire vision, and I sneeze really bad when I'm in direct sunlight.

Motel or Hotel?

Tree!

Finding Nemo or Shrek?

Neither. I cried so much in both, I got kicked out of my elementary school classroom for two hours. Apparently, I was too loud.

Is your bathroom clean?

Sorry? Come again tomorrow?

What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

That a monster was lurking under my bed...

What is your favorite candy?

Sour Patch Kids Watermelon

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My grandpa chopping things with a butcher knife.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Letters from friends

Seen anything weird lately?

Yeah, a man driving backwards down a street.

Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes! I would LOVE to be a traveling bum!

Love Life:

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Uhhh...no.

Do you like someone: *whistles innocently*

Does anyone like you: IDK

Have you ever kissed anyone: Nope.

Hugged anyone in the past week: Yeah

Friendships

Who are your best friends? LOTSA PEOPLE

Where did you meet them: oof. I'm getting old.

Did you lose any friends this year: Yeah

Gain any: Yup

Valentines Day

Did you have a Valentine? Well, a box of choclates was taped to my locker with a note...Idk who it's from

Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc? No.

Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day? Nah.

Your Birthday

Who did you spend it with? Sister

What did you do? Went out to eat.

What did you get? Ummm...a card and earrings? (See, my mom forgot and my dad was on a business trip...)

When is it? June 11

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck. (Boys don't like sad movies???)
X You own/Ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 10

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
X Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewellery.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Pranks count, right?)
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 12

Eh, that came kind of expected.

Things to do in an Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

3. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

4. Say "DING!" at each floor.

5. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

6. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

7. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new underwear on."

8. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

9. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

10. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

11. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

12. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

13. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

14. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

15. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

16. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

17. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

18. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

19. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

20. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

21. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

22. Tell people that you can see their aura.

23. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.