AU Summer before CoS. Uncle Vernon was not prepared to find out that his new business contacts, the Grangers, had a witch in the family, and Harry gets the wildest birthday party of his life. No pairings.

Draco and Hermione wake up together in bed one morning with headaches, no clothes, and horror when they see each other. But it seems there is so much more to it than inebriation... four years' worth of wedded bliss, in fact.

On a rainy afternoon, Harry is left to entertain his three very rambunctious children. He decides to tell them different versions of how he met his future wife, and not the same old BORING love story as his son James calls it. Post-Deathly Hollows

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.

All they wanted was a quiet 7th year. But someone has a Vendetta against not just Harry, but Draco. Cute And quirky Luna is having a up and down romance with none other than George Weasley! And when Luna is threatened, guess who's returning to Hogwarts? !

AU When a stray dog saves Little Dudley, the Dursley adopt it and now strange things are happening at Privet Drive, and it's not Harry! What happens when Sirius and Remus raise Harry the Wizarding way? Please read and review.

After a brutal Occlumency lesson has disasterous consequences, Dumbledore insists that Snape fix Harry and take his place at the Dursleys. Rated for language and abuse.