1) I'm an old fart on the internet.

2) Oh I am embarrassing.

3) Dangle a spider in front of my face and I'll cry.

4) Self indulgent writing qualifies as one of my many coping mechanisms.

5) I like Sean Connery. Or, as my mother calls him, Sean Canary.

6) Constantly hungry

7) Talk to me... Please? I'm nice, I swear. oAo

8) Twerks badly.

9) I run a prompt blog on tumblr called otpdisaster. Its pretty popular! and can give some pretty fair ideas?

10) Between the hours of 3 am - 4 am in the morning, my writing ability is boosted 100.

Now onto my horrid writing. (anything underlined and bolded is new. I kept the old stuff for science)

G'aw, I'm not a good writer, so please be patient and if you actually review me, do it in a way where I won't repeatedly stab myself in the face out of embarrassment. I LIED. CRITIQUE EVERYTHING. nO ONE CAN POSSIBLY EMBARRASS ME MORE THAN MYSELF AND/OR MY MOTHER.

Don't judge my writing style by my age. The fact that it sucks has nothing to do with my age. Most ideas remain safely within my head because of the extreme fruityness (um, what?) of them, they'll never ever see the light of day. Why will I keep saying how much I hate my writing? Well, I write a lot, but most of them sit happily in my documents. So I'm going to keep that paragraph right where it is, however, I have leveled-up to the point where I don't even care. Take all of the bona-fide garbage sitting in my documents. If I gotta suffer at the hands of my writing, so do you.

I also apologize, I have a comma addiction.