Hmm... So, you have taken to stumbling about this website looking for amusing fanfics? I might have some for you... hmm... indeed. Just look on, and find out more about me, my inspiration, and my..erm.. "character helpers". They are certainly not my 'muses', for that somehow sounds rather, err, feminine to me. (I'm not sexist, just gender-self-conscious). But enough about me... hm? oh, this is a profile on me? Then this certainly isn't enough. I'm going to put my creativity slaves to work now.

Matthew(the cheery thief from Fire Emblem 7): Okay, okay... I'll do it. Just stop trying to give me supportive relationships with Serra!

Me: Mwahahahahahahaha... or is it Muahahahahaha? Ah well.

Generic Soldier 23: All right, you heard the man. Get to work on the profile page, ladies! -newspaper office sounds ensue as other generic soldiers run around doing my bidding-

Sheogorath: CHEESE! WONDERFUL!

Umm, ooookay, buddy, relax.

Okay, I am the great, powerful, awesome, Shadow General. You, my good friends and readers, may call me Mateo! El Campeador de Elibe! Y Magvel! Y Cyrodiil! I love speaking Spanish. What? More info? Fine...

Real Name: Government secret. (Witness Protection Plan, baby! j/k)

Age: 20

Favorite things to do:

1) Go out with my friends.

2) Go to karate and fencing.

3)Read funny fanfics, and/or attempt to write them.

4) Play video games. Only when I have time... I'm lying, i'm addicted.

Inspiration: Ah, hmm... Mr. Green Paladin, and the great, talented, very hyper Sardonic Kender Smile, aka Della. Christopher Paolini, J.K. Rowling (book 7 could've been better... :-( ), and of course, J.R.R. Tolkien.

That should appease people for now, until I add to my resume. Be ready, as I continue work on my story of the Escapades of Ewan. Now Available in the Fire Emblem Fan Fiction Section. Also, look for Seven Saviors in the Oblivion section. no knowledge of the game is necessary, i explain a lot.

Note to everyone as of 11/06/08:

Escapades of Ewan is on hold for now, sorry folks. I keep getting too many fresh ideas for Seven Saviors. In fact, Chapter 5 will go up, and probably Chapter 6 right after that. But college is keeping me on my toes. Education is a grueling business...