Sometimes, the members of TF2 have serious days. But most of the time, they're all just ruining the Administrator's front lawn and getting into so many scrapes, it's a miracle they survive. Presenting my 100 one shots, where ANYTHING could happen. TEMPORARY HIATUS

You may think you know everything about Super Paper Mario but you're wrong. Why didn't Mario recognize his own brother as Mr. L? Why does Mr. L have his own personality while the rest are mindless slaves? See the story of Super Paper Mario through Luigi's P.O.V. and tells the tale that was never told before.

A mysterious assassin wants Saxton Hale dead, so what does the Administrator do? The obvious: assigns two of her finest mercenaries an undercover mission in NYC to take out the assassin before the Saxxy Awards. Before they can complete the mission, however—one mercenary needs a lesson in ladyship. Who better to teach her than a Frenchman?

The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)

Okay, so far he's successfully crashed a helicopter, gotten left behind and lost, and now he's making friends with the things he hates the most. What kind of crazy ass world do we live in now? All kinds of hints, no real pairings. Rated for language and bloodshed.

Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!

Cogs turn...and the play is set into motion. Spy will discover himself. TEMPORARY HIATUS!

A collection of drabbles focusing on the new and old vault hunters. Rated for later references and language.

Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!

[Complete] Death on Pandora is a bit complicated. A young girl gets a chance at a life she never had, even if it is a bit... tense. An Angel-centric story. Now with Bonus Content at the end. Prequel-ish story titled Hypocritical Oath.

Join in the fun that is the everyday life of the BLU team mercenaries, hilarity will ensue! Tragedy may come too, along with a hint of mystery and creepiness... AKA Character Experimentation with Jinny!

The robots had been bad enough. An associate of Gray Mann's has upped the ante. An entire team has been compromised, leaving Miss Pauling alone in a foreign city, unable to call for help. If her men and the city are to be saved, she's going to have to face the problem head-on. Whom can be trusted? Is she the only one left? What's out there in the night?

It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?

Nine Hours, Nine Mercenaries, Nine Doors. The mercenaries' careers culminate with the Nonary Game: a game against time that puts its players' lives at stake without respawning. Based on 999. Adventure/Puzzle. Psychological Thriller. Only TF2 Characters. No OC. No Romance. Future M-Rating for Gore and Extreme Tension. CURRENTLY UNDER REVISION

A Tentaspy finally escapes the BLU med-bay after several long months of experiments, one of them still ongoing...

The Horseless Headless Horsemann was just having a little fun, nothing more! What he did to the BLUs wasn't that bad! They would return to normal... eventually.

'As fun as it would be to watch Lawrence convulse and die of food poisoning, Spy mused, his French heritage just couldn't let him do it.' A small, mindless tale of cross-culture culinary skills...or lack thereof. Oneshot!

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

RED finds out Sniper's biggest secret, all thanks to a media-influenced young Bostonian and his muffly arsonist buddy.

Sometimes, it's nice to have your faith in other people rewarded. The 'deleted scene' from Eight Mercenaries And A Toddler. SPOILER-RIFIC, EVERYBODY! Rated T for language.

Each chapter is pretty much a description of how I taught myself to play the classes and what I learned in the process, and lessons I think everybody should know.

You never know.

The Spirit of Australian Christmas exacts his revenge on an unsuspecting RED Scout. Now it's up to his team and Miss Pauling to save him. A harrowing and ridiculous rescue mission to Antarctica ensues. Based on the TF2 "Smissmas Story" comic series. *REDONE AS OF 09/25/13.*

A deal with a cunning business woman ends with the Spy and the Sniper being captured and dragged across the globe in search of a mythical location. Can the team rescue them? What horrors await at this supernatural destination? Grab your hat, kids! (Cover image by PyBun.)

Engineer gets a care package. /Brought to you by the makers of Lestoil./

Even the deadliest of mercs need a few weeks' training to get used to TF Industries' way of doing things, and that's just enough time for one Spy-to-be to develop feelings for a coworker that are contrary to protocol.

On their way to transfer to Dustbowl, the BLU Team makes a pitstop in a small wooden town for the night, not knowing it could be their last. Facing a burning village, the threat of Respawn never being restored, and a fiery maniac, can they make it out alive?

Nick has talked about his ex and no one really knows what happened. Such a cruel thing had made an innocent man spend time in prison with no love or hope when his time was up.

You've met the team. But what happened when the team met each other for the first time? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to play TF2 some more. May contain mild historical anachronisms. Reviews are welcome.

Researchers are still constantly working on uncovering the mysteries of the Circulus Castellum duae pack behaviour. But some progress has been made concerning the evolution of a Spy. : Oneshot, crack

Oneshot. What happened to Nick to make him who he is now? His ex-wife? Gambling? It doesn't matter. Just gotta take care of number one.

Nick Isnt what everyone says he is. He didnt play around with money or women. In fact he had a family. This is the story about him and his daughter and her ever short life. Rated T for child death. It's Really Good! Give it a chance! R&R!

Like her name, she is a prison, locking up all of her emotions. KIU Spoilers; Gaol/Magnus

It's a sad day for the RED team when discovering the gender of their Pyro isn't the first thing on their minds - corporate smoozing is just not their style. I do not own anything in this here story .

It's a handy weapon, no doubt. The power to take the image of a murdered person on the fly can be tempting. It's not so wonderful when it's turned against your own team.

Damien was never always a terrifying monster, or so he believes. Not remembering his human life, he searches to find himself and what he became. Along with his friend, Jacque the Spy Crab, Damien discovers new talents, his evil side, and eventually love.

Everybody had their vices, their own ways of coping with the stress, the pressure, the pain of fighting the war to which your enemy respawn's momentarily later. Spy's finally caught up with him.

He had every reason to leave it behind. Crack!fic, written with SirKai.

Brock is kidnapped by a man from Flint's past.

Rochelle is saved by Nick who is nearly killed in the process, making her rethink her feelings towards him. One-Shot

When we both uncloaked, prepared to fight to the death, you froze just as I did. Was it the realization that we had similarities? Or perhaps that we found a sort of bond that one would call, ‘love at first sight’? - RED Spy X BLU Fem-Spy

The red spy loses his memory. Now the spy's best friend the Scout tries to get his memory back. Formerly called a sapper in my memory

Because the Alarm-O-Tron can shout about more than just the RED Spy in your base.

Honda never really had an easy life, something his friends wouldn't know about. When the last straw comes, an old friend by the name of Dartz shall come to free him from the pain. It will be up to Yugi and the others to bring him back and save the world.

Thinking that the world has turned its back to him, Tristan has done the unthinkable and joined the Seal of Orichalcos. How will Yugi & the gang get him out of this mess? DISCONTINED: REWRITE IN PROGESS

Honda-centric fiction. Post-Battle City Tournament, the Yamis are gone, and the boys are having a ‘boys’ night out’ at Yugi’s grandfather’s place. The sleepover gets a little hairy, however, when nightmares turn into something else entirely.