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HI! Thanks for taking the time to visit my profile.

Obviously, I'm amy-x-ian-forever. Just call me Anaya.

My birthday is on March 3, for those of you who would like to know.

I love to read, read, read. Of course, I also like to surf the internet, go swimming, and hang out with my friends. I sing a lot, I play the guitar, I play the piano.

I'm not exactly your typical teenage girl. Sure, I like to "gossip," but not excessively. I can't stand shopping for long amounts of time, unless of course it's for books. I'm not someone you would see hanging out at the mall. Sure, a book store, if my parents let me, but not in the clothes department. I question the use of make-up, I don't like wearing dresses and skirts, and I pay attention in school to the teacher, and not to the boys. I'm not some brainless bimbo. In fact, that's probably the worst insult you could give me. I used to wear glasses, but now I just use contacts. Glasses can be an inconvenience.

If you haven't figured out by now, I love to read. Books, magazines, fanfiction, anything. Even the labels of cans, bottles, and wrappers. Just not newspapers, though. I find the plain black print and the news itself quite boring.

Anyway, the series/books I absolutely love with a passion- in no particular order -are:

Artemis Fowl

The 39 Clues

Harry Potter

Bridge to Terabithia

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Heroes of Olympus

You can say it. I'm obsessed. I don't own all of those books, though. Some of them, I just borrowed from my very kind friends...

ANNOYING THINGS TO DO:

~ In an elevator...

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Your Natalie side

~You love shopping- For books.

~You wear designer clothes- Nope.

~You are a Lucian- Yes!

~Your fave color is black- No way!

~ You are proud- To be a Filipino.

~ You are pretty- I honestly don't know.

~You like threatening people- No way.

~You like fancy food- Not really.

~ You are in love with Dan Cahill- Of course not!

~You have a brother- Luckily, I don't.

~ You are 11- I used to be.

~ You are rich-Nope.

Total=3

Your Amy side

~ You only like shopping for books- Like yeah!

~You like jeans and t-shirts-Who doesn't?

~You are 14- Nope, I'm thirteen.

~You are medium classed- Most definitely.

~You prefer the lesser things in life- Sure!

~You have a brother who's a dweeb- Luckily not.

~ You sometimes stutter- SOMETIMES.

~You like OK food- Yup.

~You don't have a fave color- Nah, it's pink

~ You are humble- I guess so.

~You look pretty, but don't realize it- How should I know?

Total=7

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List your favorite book characters in no particular order:

1. Amy Cahill

2. Lily Evans

3. Ian Kabra

4. Artemis Fowl

5. Holly Short

6. Rose Weasley

7. Scorpius Malfoy

8. Foaly

9. James Potter

10. Albus Potter

11. Sirius Black

12. Dan Cahill

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven FanFic? Do you want to?

Rose/Sirius. Never. Although I think it's possible. If Rose were to go back in time, or something...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Artemis... Duh! Like insanely, totally hot!!!!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight Pregnant?

Dan got Foaly pregnant. (gags in corner for the rest of my life)

4. Can you recall any Fics about Nine?

James. Definitely!!!!!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Lily/Rose... Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!!!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Holly/James, Holly/Albus... Holly/Albus. James belongs with Lily!!!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having an intimate moment?

Scorpius walked in on LILY and DAN? He'd fervently hope that he's dreaming...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic.

Ian/Albus... Yeah, I can't think of one. Wrong, wrong, wrong!!!!!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Amy/Foaly... God, no.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic.

Scorp/Dan... "The Ninja and His Scorpion...?"

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Foaly... Uh, I don't know...

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be?

Amy/Rose/Dan... Warning: Major puke-worthiness...

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Holly! Uh, last week, I think...

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Amy and Scorpius are in a happy relationship until Scorp runs off with Artemis (Blech...). Amy, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sirius (Well, he is hot) and a brief unhappy affair with Dan (INCEST!!!), then follows the wise advise of Holly and finds true love with Ian (Aww, at least that still went well :D)

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Scorpius/Foaly... Insanely confused...

19. What would you think if you found (4) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Ahh!!!!!! Artemis!!!!! Ahh!!!!! Lucky!!!!!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Foaly and Sirius. I would join in the insanity!!!!!

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Lily... Bewildered... Extremely.

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Albus... I would faint... Wake up... Grin as if nothing happened. :D

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

You have got to be kidding me. Amy would never be emo!!!!!!

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Artemis... Insanely shocked... Hope it was a rose instead...

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Rose... "You could have just asked!!!!!"

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Scorpius, James and Artemis... Hot guys!!!!!

27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Lily and Sirius... Scream...

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: Get Me-MYMP

Waking Up: Sparks Fly-Taylor Swift

First Day At School:Hulog-KC

Making Your New Best Friend: Panaginip-Moonstar88

Falling In Love: All that I Need to Survive-Charice

Breaking Up: Pyramid-Charice

Prom: Granger Danger-AVPM

Graduation: Harry Freakin' Potter-AVPS

Life's Okay: Breathe-Taylor Swift

Death of a Close Friend: Airplanes-B.o.B

Mental Breakdown: Forever & Always-Taylor Swift

Flashback: Untouchable-Taylor Swift

Getting Back Together: For the First Time-The Script

Birth of Child:

Wedding Scene: The Best Day-Taylor Swift

Car Accident: Missing You-AVPM

Final Battle: Did it for You-Charice

Death Scene: Innocent-Taylor Swift

Funeral Song: Again-Moonstar88

End Credits: Jam (Set Your Spirits Free)-MYMP

Deleted Scenes: Picture to Burn-Taylor Swift

I am a supporter of The Nellie Gomez Foundation. The Nellie Gomez Foundation is a foundation made specifically for improving the '39 Clues' fandom. It wasn't made ONLY to help the fandom, but to make it more fun and enjoyable for all writers and readers. Anyone can be a member, so go PM Isabel Kabra now and increase the numbers!

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