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I read fanfics, mostly twilight related stuff.

I sing my heart out.

I love Rock & Roll

I cover Paramore songs.

I'm not planning to release any of my cover.

I'll give anything just to fuck kristen stewart :P

so obviously I'm a krisbian.

that's about it. (I know pretty boring right? if you think so then get the fuck out of my profile)

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Game, Set, Love by His Sparklyness reviews
He was playing the match of his life. Everything depended on this moment. "Hit the ball to his backhand," someone said. That one sentence will change everything. For Edward Cullen, life will become more than Game, Set,Match. It will be Game, Set, Love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,382 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
50 Shades and an Earthquake by Ana810D reviews
This is another version of the Earthquake saga. In this one, Ana stays in Portland to go to graduate school. Jack Hyde is her master's level professor. She TAs for a class Hyde offers and lives in the same building as Jose. CG comes up with a way to make their commute a little more feasible. Come along for a twist to the original FSOG that will surprise and satisfy you!
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 262,739 - Reviews: 7062 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Kate K., Jack H.
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,355 - Reviews: 9735 - Favs: 10,224 - Follows: 12,105 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16124 - Favs: 7,720 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lemon Meringue by my1alias reviews
Previously called 'A New Friendship'. This is a smut-filled story, with no angst. I would go so far as to call it a 'plot-what-plot' story. Warning, this is an Alice/Bella lemon, with more people to join in on their sexy time!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Faithfully by LailaB reviews
Edward, the lead singer of Eclipse, has always considered himself fulfilled. He has never desired an emotional connection with anyone outside his band or family, until he meets a much younger Bella on European summer tour. Will love prevail? AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 193,673 - Reviews: 3577 - Favs: 3,970 - Follows: 3,090 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13468 - Favs: 7,925 - Follows: 4,874 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,892 - Follows: 5,263 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,054 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collisions by Milk40 reviews
WINNER OF THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK! A story by popular French author Drinou. Bella is a shy and clumsy girl employed by Edward, an authoritarian and abusive boss. Between games of seduction and indifference, a passionate relationship develops. All human. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,693 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
Episode by BoydBlog reviews
Bella Swan is a writer that is on a trip of a lifetime. Edward Cullen is a famous actor, whose life is a blur of film-sets, hotels and screaming fans. A destined encounter and a battle of mind over matter erupt amongst sensual music and a shared longing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,266 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Nerd Story of Love by tufano79 reviews
Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 324,659 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
Fifty Shades Abandoned by klcm reviews
What if, instead of leaving when he finds out she's pregnant, Christian makes Ana leave... What would it take for Christian to take her back? His love, the baby, or maybe Jack Hyde?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 133 - Words: 377,802 - Reviews: 6985 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 2,877 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15189 - Favs: 8,987 - Follows: 9,246 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
God's Gift by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
"I don't care if he's the CEO of a company that manufactures chocolate-coated puppies and rainbows. The guy is a jerk." Bella just isn't impressed by good-looking men who own their own companies, especially when they're used to getting their own way and don't take no for an answer. AH. INCOMPLETE, please see AN in latest chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,201 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Bring On The Wonder by Bronzehyperion reviews
Bella works the streets of Seattle as a prostitute. Edward is waiting to be ordained as a Catholic priest. Is there anything they have to offer each other? Or are there just sacrifices they both have to make… All human. Rated M for a reason. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 494,166 - Reviews: 3312 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19674 - Favs: 9,668 - Follows: 6,812 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15157 - Favs: 10,825 - Follows: 5,666 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by Roslyn Grey reviews
Confessions of a sex-obsessed, small town girl, just looking to find herself in a world where curvy brunettes don't belong, and masturbation is frowned upon. Drabble fic. Cannon AH slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 31,199 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Bella, Edward
Cups Full of Wishes by Chloe Masen reviews
Lily O'Brien is a hopeful child. Will her special cups of hot chocolate and a new friendship with Dr. Edward Cullen make her greatest wish come true? Aaaaaw moments ahead.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,240 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dreams Come True by tinaababy reviews
Bella is a struggling English teacher. An almost-accident lands her in the arms of prince charming. Modern day times and a fairytale type of romance-or is it? AH/M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,925 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,832 - Follows: 7,208 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Impasse by BittenInCA reviews
Bella Swan is the Editor in Chief of a successful magazine, life for her is simple and content until Edward Cullen takes the helm at Cullen Publishing and becomes her new boss turning her world upside down. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,831 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8122 - Favs: 10,587 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11455 - Favs: 4,442 - Follows: 3,641 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3812 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14834 - Favs: 11,682 - Follows: 8,116 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Living Royal by D-Twilighter reviews
Bella Swan is a typical college girl who's trying to make the best of her college experience. Only one problem gets in her way, Prince Edward happens to attend the same University...Full Summary Inside - Inspired by the British Royal Wedding!E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 107,345 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7216 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 4,298 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Always by Adidasgrl328 reviews
Bella is a well accomplished romance novelist living with Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper in Forks, WA. When Emmett's little brother Edward comes to stay the summer, could Bella's seemingly perfect life not seem so perfect anymore? AH AU OOC LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,959 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4823 - Favs: 4,552 - Follows: 3,072 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Is This? by theonlykyla reviews
Is it possible to fall in love with someone that you've never laid eyes on? Someone that only exists through technology? Bella receiving anonymous texts only to find out in the end it's someone she knows. Their journey of falling in love through texts!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,820 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild by PeppahLouie reviews
Recently widowed Bella moves to Seattle to start a new life. Reconnecting with her friend, Bella meets Alice's brother, Chef Edward Cullen. Celibate by choice for 2 years, what happens when Edward finds himself undeniably attracted to a sexy new Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 458,229 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 3,887 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He's the One by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella meets Edward in the most unfortunate of circumstances, his own wedding. Will she ever have the chance to get to know him? AH; BxE; No cheating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,714 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Rampant Rabbit to Holy Habit by beckysparkles reviews
Bella is a promiscuous girl. Sexy and beautiful, she can have any man she wants, and usually does. That is until she meets Edward. Handsome, perfect, and completely unobtainable because...well, you will have to read to find out. Rated M. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,796 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Lost and Found by SoapyMayhem reviews
Complete - Widowed mother Bella and her son get by day to day. Their lives are forever changed when a mysterious man rents the house next door. Bella wants him, but will his dangerous past tear what's left of her family apart? Violence/Language/Drabble
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 25,069 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whatever Works by Soft Ragoo reviews
When Bella accepts a home-care provider position, she has no idea that the impossible son, Edward, will have such an impact on her. Will she find herself completely wrapped up in his complicated world, or will she learn to hate him? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 166,743 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23172 - Favs: 15,571 - Follows: 10,897 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royal Rebellions by 0421201704122019 reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4998 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 3,014 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mix Up by The Irish Cullen reviews
What happens when two very busy people send two clueless people to pick up their babies from daycare? Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are in for a rough day but it may just have some nice repercussions. R&R please, includes Mom-bitchella and Daddyward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,413 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 8,330 - Follows: 4,505 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 5117 - Favs: 6,245 - Follows: 3,108 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,531 - Follows: 8,589 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
What If by twihart21 reviews
Edward is a successful defense attorney living in LA. He lives a lonely, predictable life. But one day, he wakes up in an unfamiliar house, in an unfamiliar room with Bella laying next to him. Will he ever want to wake up from this dream? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,785 - Reviews: 2737 - Favs: 3,280 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,607 - Follows: 6,363 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6464 - Favs: 6,758 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9950 - Favs: 7,400 - Follows: 5,438 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Gravity Series 1: Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 5054 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4540 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 5,586 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9862 - Favs: 6,107 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Judging the Merits by Morgan Jones reviews
Since the second Isabella Swan set her sights on Seattle's most eligible, enigmatic, and elusive bachelor her life has flipped upside down. But now it's come time to make her choice, the ultimate commitment: to live in his world, and play by his rules.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18550 - Favs: 7,739 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17649 - Favs: 11,533 - Follows: 5,020 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MY ALL by 301Francesca1 reviews
Bella is a very efficient 32 years old business woman working with fashion designers and waiting for a promotion..Edward is a famous actor..28 years old..They meet in Montreal..in a class.. both of them learning french...two strong personalities..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,349 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12203 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 3,728 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 5010 - Favs: 6,797 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9708 - Favs: 8,820 - Follows: 3,511 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,441 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Falling Over Me Again by ArdnaidOcirg reviews
Edward, unknowingly, left Bella pregnant in NM. 7 years later, Bella's a vampire and she's with Nessie. What if Nessie starts to go to school where the Cullens are? Will they find out and will Bella let Edward to be a Dad?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,994 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4953 - Favs: 4,168 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting For Dr Right by vickitori303 reviews
Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,703 - Reviews: 3495 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Acting Like its Love by mskatniss reviews
*ON HIATUS* Bella moves to Miami with her friends after college. Actor Edward Cullen is now shooting a movie there. She thinks he's horrible but when their paths cross, will they fall for each other? E/B-AU-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Summer Nights by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan moves to Chicago with her son and Jacob Black. She then meets Edward Cullen and falls in love. But someone doesn't want Bella and Edward to be together...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 234,648 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,909 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Stepping by Jewels64 reviews
Bella is a reporter sent to interview Jasper, a champion horse trainer. She meets Edward who is a horse breeder and a British Duke. Sparks fly. HEA? Romance/humor/lemon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 209,666 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4747 - Favs: 4,083 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11745 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Solo Called Is by Forever Raining reviews
After the success of Bella's single she is offered a solo recording contract. This would mean a chance to branch out even further into stardom. But could this choice cause Bella to lose control over her life and what will this do to A Band Called Crimson?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,018 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Follow Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Tired of being setup on horrible blind dates, Edward and Bella, share a memorable together. Bella thinks it's just a stupid one night stand, but Edward wants more. Will she be able to resist him when someone from her past shows up? ExB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,700 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Saving Edward by twiXlite reviews
Edward Cullen is a lost & troubled teenager. Upon their discovery of his self harm and an eating disorder his family relocate to Forks where Edward meets Bella Swan. Can she help him work through his problems or will she push him further into depression?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 179,000 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Beautiful Lie by Brindalyn reviews
They were childhood friends who's destiny pulled them apart. He became a star and she raised his son, a son he knew nothing about. A son she hid from him to allow him to live out his dream. A beautiful lie. All Human. Bella/Edward. Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,559 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
A Band Called Crimson by Forever Raining reviews
When Bella joined Edward, Jasper and Emmett's garage band they never expected to become famous. Now that they are caught up in the public eye will they stay together or will the fame break apart their friendship and a band called Crimson. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,209 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4268 - Favs: 4,223 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,739 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete