hi hello yes i like making really, and admittedly, terrible sex jokes

if you're emotionally unstable and you know it clap you're hands

i don't mean to brag but, i've been known to be be called "the fluff dealer" by a couple of people. yeah, i know, i'm cool.

ships that are definitely canon (i will fucking fight you. also none of this is in any specific order.):

i dont mind reading either fluff or smut, just as long as it's well written and intriguing, hmu !!

(also, i probably wont ever write anything because, well, most of my stuff is absolute shit. i mean, i've got plenty of writing prompts i've come up with, but i just can never seem to execute them well. even if i do ever decide to write something, i'll probably write only one chapter and then claim to have "writers block" for over a year. as in, i am the second most unreliable writer. first place goes to george devalier. that bastard better not be dead or i fucking swear i will lightly yet passive-aggressively slap him. for fucks sake, bro.)