You Know You Love Twilight When:

Someone disses the Twilight series and you would just love to punch the living snots out of that person.

If someone tests you on some parts of the books, you know everything.

You'd wish your own life was swept into theirs. (Either they get the heck out of that book and into your life or you get sucked into the book as one of the characters.)

People talk about Twilight, even if they're complete strangers, you'd join in on their conversation.

You've made friends that talk ONLY about Twilight.

You start having dreams about ANYTHING that has anything to do with the series.

You've read the series x times. (Variable needed as some of us have read it passed, oh say...1000 times?)

You squeal out of control whenever something about Twilight is on TV. (Interviews, set reports, etc.)

People tell you to shut up. (Cause you said too many things about Twilight.)

You are sensitive to hearing the names Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, etc. (Your ears prick and you want to know the source and reasoning for hearing those names.)

You correct people abruptly when they mix up the events of the book, knowing they're Twilight noobs. (Chuckles)

There's a game that have quizes about Twilight or knowledge of it, you'd be the highest leveled player. (Similar to the one where you know everything about the series.)

You want contact lenses to attain topaz coloured eyes.

You walk out into the sun and hope you'll sparkle.

You have a conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with Twilight but you still somehow find loopholes within it that leads back to Twilight.

You open the door and hope one of the characters of the book is standing there.

You know you'd camp out waiting for the Breaking Dawn book release or the screening of the upcoming Twilight movie.

All love songs you listen to somehow relate back to Edward and Bella.

Your schoolwork notes and homework have doodles, pictures, symbols and etc, that has something to do with Twilight.

You're reading this and nodding your head, knowing everything that's here is true.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot.If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap.If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't,put this in your profile

If you have ever had to move away from a friend, or had a friend move away from you, copy and paste this to your account

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan (pirates of the Caribbean) are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someones profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley from Harry Potter, put this in your profile

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.