A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

“There are no such things as Deatheaters, Harry,” Ron solemnly said. “It’s part of your imagination. Voldemort does not exist! Magic isn’t real! There is no Hogwarts, there never was!”

Yukari, Yomi, Tomo and Osaka are sent for therapy sessions. No one could have predicted the results...

There are only Turks at a Turk's funeral.

One morning, while trying to find information on Yotsuba, and listening to Misa Misa try to cheerlead, L gets annoyed and shows the investigation team how well he can cheerlead. Crack! Parody! AU!

It is unanimously decided that Sasuke is in need of a hug [Team 7]

Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.

pie? YES! turkey giblets? WTF. easter egg hunts? FO SHO. join the organization xiii, as they manage to piss eachother off and do lots of axel groping! hooray! [crack]

Do you have problems choosing what ship to sail? Do you want every pairing at once? Your days of worry are over! Here, you will find all the wellknown ships plus some more, all written in only three paragraphs! Take a look, eh?

Obviously, prerecorded messages are something of an obstacle for Riku, Sora, and Kairi.

Oneshot sequel to "Growth" Yuffie and Vincent work out the kinks in their relationship. COMPLETE

According to Maxim magazine, the best way to pick up girls is by having a puppy with you. Kurenai's team, no spoilers.