Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.

Nick/Ellis. What happens on the Lagniappe, stays on the Lagniappe. Maybe. Or not. Language, violence, heavy slash. Really earns that M rating. Ongoing.

TFA. Lockdown offered him selfish solace in exchange for his values. What if Prowl had said yes? A piecemeal look at Prowl and Lockdown's inter-galactic life in all its odd, sweet and dangerous moments. LockdownxProwl. 'What-If' sequel to 'Deadlocked'.

07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

The Twins find themselves a new target.

Animated: The most honest kind there is.

G1: When a simple dispute escalates into an all-out hissy fit of Mega-proportions, you can expect the ramifications to be long reaching. And probably explosive.

G1, slash - When Starscream is quiet, Megatron gets suspicious.

Naruto has some rotten luck sometimes. No pairing; crack. Please R&R?

Dedicated to the Narnia Christians and AHM wankers alike. Slash, Slingshot/Skywarp. You all know the Aerialbots are hot for Decepticons. This was partially a dare.

G1. Soundwave learns why Bluestreak’s chosen designation in English is Bluestreak. Prompt from the Transformers Random Pairing Generator: Soundwave/Bluestreak/Mouth

KazaRiku-If he wasn't forced every third Tuesday to stock a particular item in the store, perhaps Kazahaya's life would be slightly more tolerable: Saiga wouldn't tease him as badly and maybe Rikuo would stop acting strangely. The day just needs to end.

LxRaito Matsuda witnesses a fight between L and Raito. Matsuda witnesses something else between them as well.

Miguel/Kai:: Some believe that a black cat means bad luck, but Miguel learns that’s not always the case. Sometimes they can lead you to good luck. Or in this case, true love.

Kai Hiwatari is unfortunately on his way to a business meeting – scheduled on his and Miguel’s third year anniversary! That’s until his limo driver takes him on a detour… 100th fic!

Iruka stands alone, as the dutiful shinobi he is, against the bitter cold of the winter night. The weather is horrible but the only thing worst than the cold is the loneliness. Thankfully, Kakashi is there to keep him warm. Light Yaoi, KakaIru

There's something that Rei wants to talk to Kai about... let's just say that he wants his turn on top and he's not kidding! Yaoi, ReKa, KaRe

Iruka usese some sly words to convince Kakashi to do just what he wants. What kind of words? And just what does the schoolteacher have in mind? T for... suggestiveness.

Kakashi gets in Iruka's way while making cookie's and the Chuunin strikes back a little too hard, the Jounin takes punishing him into his owns. M for spanking, bah ruing the spoon for everyone. :P For the 12 days of Xmas challenge.

Iruka's staying late at school to grade papers, but Kakashi wants to do something more constructive in the classroom. Rated M for a reason. Shounenai, lime.

Kakashi must, alas, light a candle during the Toro Nagashi festival. At least saying goodbye to someone won't be so hard with someone new around. With Iruka at his side, and perhaps a new future, the tragedy does not seem so sad anymore. [Yaoi, KakaIru]

[BrooklynKai] Brooklyn couldn’t help teasing his neighbor, Kai, every day about his choice of boxer shorts!

G1, slash - Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are surprised to find Prowl has a fanclub. Jazz just wants it gone.

G1 - Sometime after the defeat of Unicron, an irritated Ultra Magnus wakes Rodimus Prime in the wee hours of the morning to deal with an apparent vandalism problem Autobot city has developed...oneshot crack fic.

G1, slash - When Prowl signed up for the Autobots he was certain being molested by the resident saboteur on office hours wasn't part of the job's description...

G1 - Paranoia is normally Red Alert's domain, but when mechs who haven't even seen someone enter the rec room start greeting them by name, even Prowl has the right to freak out a litte...

G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?

Optimus Prime is wise and strong, but no one ever claimed that his literacy was his crowning acheivement. There is a reason that you never see Transformers doing paperwork.

One of Watari's failed potions has an unexpected effect...

Raito had had enough. He was going to get back at L for keeping him up at night if it was the last thing he did. Unfortunately, he didn't count on how badly muddled lack of sleep had made his mind. Crack! No pairings.

Alphonse experiments in odd and lessthaninnocent things, and comes frighteningly close to stepping over the line between curiosity and foolishness. Elricest EdAl, M for a reason

[COMPLETE] My KakaIru entries for the 55Themes LJ community. Some side pairings. ['Where the Heart Is' – Kakashi, Iruka, and the ties that bind them to their village and to each other.]

Rikuo is furious with himself. Why had he let Kazahaya writhe all over him because of a bar of chocolate? Why had he let him lick his fingers? Why had he let him get away? Well, that certainly wasn't going to happen again...

Kazahaya tries to cook a turkey, Rikuo wants to make love, and someone walks in on... someone? o.o oneshot! KazaxRikuo! whoot! Im hyper!

G1 - He's a warrior now, but once he was an artist...and sometimes his artist's eye decides to make itself known in the most disturbing way.

Soundwave and the Cassettes discover there are some fringe benefits to snow. Provided the Cassettes can stop bickering long enough to appreciate them, of course...

Kai accidentally stumbles upon Ray and Michael on a date. He witnesses a kiss that leaves him unbearably... curious. When he goes to Hiro for answers, he soon discovers a lot more than he planned.

Starscream gets assigned to watching two captured Autobots...our favorite twins

AU KakaIru Iruka lost his dorm room to an accidental explosion and was given temporary residence with Kakashi. Iruka thinks Kakashi is a complete psycho. Is there more to Kakashi's antics than meets the eye or does he simply hate Iruka?

A restless Bryan is a bored Bryan. So, he decides to relieve his boredom. And how does he do that, you might ask? Why, by stealing Hiro’s sunglasses of course! However, every action has its consequences...

It's not easy having an empath as a roommate, but Rikuo's willing to make the most of it. [Some fluff, more smut, and not a hint of a plot to be seen.]

[KakaIruKaka] With a little help of Pakkun, Kakashi and Iruka come together and their relationship develops through the events of the series. Complete

[KakaIru] Ah, there you go, now you see I’m still mad at you. No surprise, eh? And I will not let you out of this easily, just you know.

Iruka's first experience wih a lover and he doesn't know what to do.Disclaimer: No false claim.

Seto Kaiba has officially snapped. He's mad as hell and he's not taking this anymore. The Marysues must die!

Rikuo's trying to teach Kazahaya something important but he's just not getting it. What does Rikuo's tongue have to do with his turkey anyway? RikuoKazahaya

Weird conversations lead to revealations...[KakaIru].

[KakaIru] Iruka believes that it’s better to suffer than to lose, better to hurt than to cry.

[KakaIru, GenRai] Kakashi believes that his cute Chuunin is much too sweet and innocent to seduce anybody. Iruka decides to prove him wrong.

Kakashi wants to make sure Iruka knows exactly what he's getting into by pledging his love to the Jounin. KakaIru OneShot.

He is a man of a few words indeed. Watch it...he has a sword and he's not afraid of chopping a head off. Rated T, because I had to beg him to refrain from using language that's probably more colorful than our favorite demon hunter.

From picking out the ring to ask that special someone to be yours right down to the morning after it’s over, planning a wedding is possibly the worst mission any shinobi will ever take. [A KakaIruKaka Story Rated for later Chapters]

[KakaIru] Kakashi comes from a tough mission with only one thought in his mind.

Iruka doesn't like Valentine's Day. Kakashi intends to find out why. A sweet little ONESHOT. Mild KakaIru

[TalaKai] Kai hates public transport, more than anything. So, what happens when he has no choice but to take the bus?

The missing scene from episode 101. [KakaIru Oneshot].

Ed protects Al, but Al isn't above or below doing anything to protect Ed in return, including manipulation and physical threats. Ignorance is bliss after all. Brotherly fluff and that's about it.

Because, despite being a genius, Kakashi can be an utter idiot sometimes. KakaIru oneshot.

Kakashi is very pleased with himself and the prank he played on Iruka. That is, until Iruka finds him...

[KakaIru] Kakashi is madly in love with Iruka but too insecure of himself to ask his favourite Chuunin out. Lucky for him, Iruka does the first step, but problems and misunderstandings don't end with that.

[KakaIru] Kakashi comes home to find his Rukalove in tears. What happened?

slight KakaIru: It's not easy to get what you want, especially when it involves red and green... stuff. [Don't own.]

KakaIru: Everybody has Christmas traditions, and some are stranger than others... [Don't own.]

Oneshot. Inspired by the fic Lollipop by taitofan. Kouji wonders what it's like to be a lollipop. Yaoi, KouKou.

G1. Two friends who might be more than friends try to work things out after too much highgrade. Contains slash.

[KakaIru] Complete and total fluffy scene as the pair works on some plans for their wedding. Oneshot.

When Kakashi is sent on a suicide mission, Iruka gives him a reason to come home safe. KakaIru, oneshot.

[Short PWP KakaIru Humor Attempt]. Kakashi and Iruka's relationship has somehow made it's way on to the grapevine, and the kids of Konoha want to make sure that Kakashi knows they'll make him suffer if he ever hurts their Sensei. Rated for language.

Bluestreak hates silences. Jazz helps to fill them. Slightly slashy.

[IruKakaKakaIru One Shot] Iruka is walking home with his arms full of paperwork when it starts to down pour. Kakashi, who was walking the other way and happens to have an umbrella, sees him. Collab between me and Karuka Ikashi!

Hilarity ensues when L commits the seventh sin and poor Raito has chocolate syrup poured over him. Oh, did we mention Misa is watching?

Iruka doesn’t think he’s getting enough Kakashi time and decides to do something about it. [IruKaka OneShot].

How far is too far when your pride is at stake? Would you do something you thought you'd never even consider? Drabble involving a rather embarrassing situation between Dark and Satoshi.

[COMPLETE] Semi­­­–­­­­­AU. A war between Rain and Leaf has recently ended. But when a diplomatic team from Rain arrives in Leaf to negotiate a peace treaty, Kakashi finds himself unwittingly attracted to one of the representatives. Eventual KakaIru.

[LxLight] Light was certain that together, they would be the best. Yotsuba arc spoilers and chapter 58 spoilers in reviews.

A touching story about two geniuses who stumble upon a special prize one evening. Crack humor ensues. [L x Raito]

Basically a one shot that shows how conversations go inside poor Daisuke's head. Slash, but not between Dark and Daisuke. A one shot created out of boredom.

LxLight, oneshot. Light wants to know what happens when someone messes with L's sweets... and gets his answer!

30 short oneshots featuring the oh too cute yet rare SatoshiDark pairing, please show your support by reviewing...from lj's 30 kisses title may change

[HasunumaxMitsuo slash, oneshot] You can't rush blindly into love... Sometimes, you have to stop and answer questions.

Bluestreak tells a Halloween story.

[Oneshot] Kakashi is allergic to cats. Pure KakaIru fluff.

[Oneshot] Kakashi could not understand why everyone was looking at him so strangely that morning...

[G1] Good things come in pairs. And where there's one, the other is bound to be close by...

I couldn't resist! A drabble spanning forty five seconds of the morning's breakfast in Peaches.

[MitsuHasu] At least something different happened today. [set during volume 2]

G1. Sometimes it’s not always the quiet one. Sometimes it’s the lovable cute one. Sometimes the least likely can be the most dangerous.

Preseries crossover with X for Fin Mefiant. There are thirty eight tiles on the ceiling in Hisoka's hospital room.

Jounins don't play fair. [Drabble, KakaIru]

[RiffYvonne, CainRiff] Cain has a disturbing dream that he just can't seem to get over...

Like the title says (in both senses of "under cover".) One-shot PWP. First published over at Sakura-Crisis.net's fanworks section.

Cain, Riff, and Merry ride out to visit Cain's peculiar relatives...

[RiffCain] Cain wakes up to something very surprising...

[TsuHi] Nonsense fluff fic inspired by Mirai Kurosaki and Imbrii.

[DollHisoka, TsuHi, TatHi? TsuTatHi?] A mysterious and faceless doll haunts Hisoka's dreams.

[TsuHi] Hisoka reflects during a thunderstorm...