LAST UPDATED 4 YEARS AGO (2012), But Stuff is still the same.

HIHI! the name's rhiley, but alyssa-kaye's my pen name, so it really doesn't matter who you call me! it's kool! ok first of all let's get down to the main business shall we?

I am a huge fan of naruto and naruto shippuden (And 20 more anime) so basically i'll be writing fics about them only...for now. the fics can be whatever, yaoi, yuri, just plain fics it really doesn't matter to me!

warnings: the majority of them would probably be yuri, incest (i think you should no with whom :p), probably cheating, or death (but not likely probably only one).

and maybe i know you're thinking it but NO i'm not a saddistic chick lolol...but i do like a couple saddistic bastards like:

deidara

sasori

hidan

pein...well after all, for these guys, it's ok to be saddist, if your sexy! lolol

ok now back to business my favorite pairings non gay

naruhina (obvious much!)

sasuhina (Luv this pairing a lot!)

sasusaku (...maybe) (YES YES HAI AND YES)

minarin (minato x rin, best anime teacher student relationship..to me!)

hinaneji (i know it's weird but...it's so CUTE)

my favorite gay pairings (incest included)

narusasu

sasuita

MINANARU (awww)

itanaru

sasodei

itadei (maybe)

ok that's about it

about these pairings, let's start from the top

naruhina- now if anyone doesn't think this is cute, then you gotta be kiddin me!!! he is so right for her and she is so right for him!! they deserve each other! hopefully kishi knows what he's doing and he will make naruto and hinata get together, after naruto drags the uchiha brat back to konoha to live with the pink haired kunoichi! yes i don't want sasuke nor naruto to die i WUV them both too much...no not like that, i'm not obsessed! (ok only with itachi but hey who isn't). anyways i think naruto is right for her because opposites attract. take for example minato the quiet yellow flash and kushina the loud mouth hot blooded habanero!. didn't they both get the best kid in the shinobi world?! tell me if i'm lying! you can't, can you :)!

sasuhina- alright alright i know probably you might be thinking like THE HELL? didn't she just say naruhina? i get it but hey, i can't change my imagination buddy! it will soar far and beyond. ok! so picture this! sasuke returns to the village (which i pray to god every night that he will) naruto becomes hokage and he ends up with sakura (why, i couldn't think of one reason why) anyways sasuke gets aquainted with hinata (well knowing he was probably one of the only ones who knew about her life long crush on naruto) soon enough they start talking about naruto and other things and he's probably there to comfort her in her misery, soon enough, they become close friends and...yeah i think you can finish it off from there. reasons i have for this pairing sasuke's like the devil, and hinata's like an angel, can she change his ways and make him the sasuke they all knew before or even better?

sasusaku- well no comment really, i'll let you guys make your guesses and opinions on this pairing, since everyone should have at least 5 stupid reasons right? AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME PAIRING- took me 4 years to see that.

minarin- ok just a little info, we all know who minato is right? THE 2ND SMEXIEST MALE IN NARUTO (since the first's posistion is already taken by the best uchiha ever...Itachi, just so u know!) lol kidding. he's naruto's dad, the 4th hokage. Now Rin was his student in what we would call the "old" team 7. Also included in that team was kakashi, and obito uchiha (moment of silence for one of the nicest uchihas ever ...sniff...i got something in my eye) anyways for some reason i used to like making teacher student relationships and since they had a great bond with each other, (unlike kakashi and obito lol) i thought i would be a good girl make their existince known by making them the center of attraction in one of my fics (sorry kushina). warnings: THERE WILL BE LEMON...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

anyways for now i think you get the drift for the pairings. if you don't, remember, it's all in the stories guys, yaoi, no yaoi, or yuri no yuri!

HEY GUYS JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT FOR NOW, I AM ON STUDY LEAVE BUT AS SOON AS JUNE HITS I'LL BE UP AND RUNNING AGAIN. BTW SRRY FOR NOT UPDATING IN THAT SASODEI FIC (FOR THE ONES WHO ASKED. ANYWAYS HOPEFULLY I MIGHT BE ABLE TO SLIP IN A COUPLE FICS HERE AND THERE BETWEEN NOW AND JUNE BUT JUST DON'T EXPECT MUCH SINCE I HAVE TO CONCENTRATE ON MY STUDIES FOR EXAMINATIONS THEY MIGHT PROBABLY BE JUST LIKE ONE SHOTS ANYWAYS I KNOW IT MIGHT BE UPSETTING BUT I WILL TRY MY HARDEST TO UPDATE MORE STORIES. I HOPE U UNDERSTAND (...WHICH U PROBABLY DON'T)- because this is me every June

OH YEAH!! Exams are over so you know what that means, don't you!! I am so gonna rape ff.net with my stories!!- - Same goes here.