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Joined 05-27-11, id: 2938612, Profile Updated: 07-22-15
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Outsiders, and Teen Wolf.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I've been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo..
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Present Without Leave by stormyskies73 reviews
Jeepverse, based off Change Of Command. Col. Potter can't quite work out why Trapper's still in Korea three weeks after his discharge. At least, not at first.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Trapper M., Hawkeye P.] BJ H., S. Potter - Complete
Untitled MASH 001 by jeweledweevil reviews
Frank's introspection. Fear reveals secrets. Mild m/m. PWP
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Frank B., Hawkeye P., Trapper M. - Complete
Flowers, Feathers, and Asia by shesmychevypie reviews
It's Sam and Gabriels one year anniversary and someone forgot. As Sam sits in the bunker he reminisces about his past year with the angel, from the first sparks of love to first kisses. Sabriel one shot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Make Love, Not War by Emily Waters reviews
Takes place during HP5-OOTP. Someone has locked Snape and Sirius in the Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. Who did it? And why? And, most importantly, what's the way out? (Sirius Black/Severus Snape, slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
An Occlument Heart by beautifulyes reviews
Snape knows that, usually, keeping a secret is the bravest thing you can do. But sometimes the bravest thing is to tell one. (Sirius/Snape. Canon - more or less - up to the start of Book 5, when this story begins. Warnings for bullying, homophobia, sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll.) Tied for 1st place in the 2013 HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards: Best Sirius Black AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,581 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
I'll show you my Picasso if you show me your Monet? by annamoore reviews
Established relationship Sabriel. Gabriel takes Sam to an art gallery to make him look at pictures of him. Sam would rather see the real Gabriel. They compromise, and Gabe offers to show Sam his wings. Gratuitous sex occurs. Warnings for anal sex, fingering, oil gland!kink and a brief blow job.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
The Animal that Plagues Us by Heart's Fate reviews
A set of 50 sentences about our favorite wolf and his beta. Rating for each sentence varies.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Derek H., Jackson W. - Complete
Scarred for Life by danniperson reviews
Why you should never let Fred and George babysit...SSHP, RWDM, FDHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blut und Eisen by Jaeson Park reviews
A quick oneshot of Germany and Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
Caught The Last Train To Martyrdom Around 2 AM by emo-geek-87 reviews
Kurt getting hurt leads to the entire world meeting a new version of Noah Puckerman.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Turn of Events by MindMySimpleSoul reviews
Who knew that one night could have so many crazy turns of events? A cold February night takes two Greasers on some exciting new adventures. Johnny/Dally. Rated M for the smut in ch. 3 and 7, but also has plot! COMPLETE!
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,224 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete
Something In Your Mouth by JuliaJamboree reviews
Todd is sick of Neil's constant smoking torture, so he decides to retaliate. Neil/Todd slash, so if you don't like it, don't read it.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Neil P., Todd A. - Complete
Severus' Bane by M. Monster reviews
It was Wolfsbane Night, and Lupin was naked and wasn't letting Severus go *anywhere.* / Shameless smut, RL/SS, reluctant!sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Causality by McStories reviews
Follow-up to The Gap Between - Pavel is eighteen tonight, and celebrations are had by all. Explicit slash, be warned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,091 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/28/2010 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Never Tasted So Good by JulzPadfootMoony reviews
Remus wished Severus would let him pay him back for making his Wolfsbane every month, but the stubborn Potions Master refused to allow it. What happens when Remus pushes Severus a little too far with his insistence to pay him in some way? RL/SS smut! 1st!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
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Need For Release
Derek finds release with a pretty thing from a bar. Derek/OC
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2014
The In Between: Shayde and Ravyn Drabbles
Some details left out of both Hogwarts: The Year After, and my new story, Free As We'll Ever Be: Ravyn's Story. Veronica and Severus' twin sons as they grow up together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,396 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Severus S., OC
Nightmares reviews
Ponyboy is having nightmares, and it seems that only Two-bit can help.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Two Bit M., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Hogwarts: The Year After reviews
Sequel to BWBB, a year after the War ends, Snape has been brought back by some unknown means, and resumes his teaching job. Twins Jayden and Veronica Richards begin their Sixth Year at the school, after being homeschooled. Smut. Rated M for good reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys reviews
A love triangle between Harry, Draco...and Vince! Rated M for multiple smut scenes, no copyright infringement intended. Ignored some actions of books 6 and 7 for plot purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,845 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete