SatanAteMyBeanshide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Merlin, Fallout, and Doctor Who. Previous user = Pineapple-Sorceress All of my old works are from when I was 13 and I am ashamed of them. I have since then drastically improved my grasp of the English language. My name is Lauren, and I'm a 21 year old English major. Being what I am, just pm me if you'd like a beta for spelling or grammar. I have no life and that stuff brings me joy. (I also offer proofreads for plot-developing purposes.) | |||||||
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Remember This, Remember Me by The Konfessionist reviews
Remember this, remember him, remember me; the final thoughts of James as he dies, plagued by his regrets, his ego, his failures, and the burden it places on the shoulders of the only constant in his life that loved him unconditionally—his beloved child. The one person he never meant to hurt but did so, anyway.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Lone Wanderer, James, Colonel Autumn - Complete
Staying Vertical by midnightneverland reviews
One day, Max wakes up in a hospital room to find the past two months are entirely in her head. No time-rewinding powers. No storm. No friends. Just horrifying hallucinations and the ever-persisting reminder that everything's false and she has to find the truth again. The only thing is, she doesn't know what's true anymore. Now, she has to face the aftermath or find her way back.
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,744 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 3/27/2016 - [Max C., Nathan P.] - Complete
The Sorcerer's Bride by RLD Flame-point Callie-co reviews
AU in which Merlin is a prince, Morgana isn't evil, and they're forced to marry to secure a peace treaty between their kingdoms. They try to make the best of their situation, and maybe they'll even find love in the process.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 190,285 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 9/25/2010 - [Morgana, Merlin] [Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere] - Complete
What We Saw From the Outside by Wavebreeze reviews
After a horrible mistake, the once popular, talkative Link returns to school mute and with a heavy burden weighing him down. With his inability to communicate and consuming guilt, Link's life has taken a turn for the worse, so now would be a good time for a girl with a severe mental illness to help fix all that. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. Zelink AU. Rated T for adult themes and language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,668 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Bread Whisperer by PenelopeWeaving reviews
She was watching it again. It was the most bizarre thing she could ever imagine, but here she was, addicted to watching this strange YouTube channel that showed a man's hands kneading dough. Written for Round 4 Day 6 of Prompts in Panem (Sin-Sloth)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,607 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Time Child: Aftermath by DanniFielding reviews
The Doctor married River Song, just like he promised he wouldn't. It stopped the drumming in Danni's head but has left her heartbroken and silent. Will he be able to keep her in his life now that Mr Saxon has finally arrived? Third in the Time Child Trilogy. 11/OC, slight 10/OC and 9/OC if you squint REALLY hard.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 232,926 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [11th Doctor, OC] 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
A Dance of Colors at Sunset by c1araoswa1d reviews
Tumblr Whouffle Prompt: Can you do a fic with Eleven and Clara fluffily cuddling
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Whiskey Works Wonders by ktfoo reviews
Ten things Butch learned from his Mama about how to survive in a world that doesn't want you to. Originally for kmeme, like, years ago.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Lone Wanderer, Butch DeLoria - Complete
ihave my nails done by LucyCullen123 reviews
Orange is the colour of social communication and optimism. Green is the colour of balance and growth. Blue is the colour of trust and peace. Each colour means something different...
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Courage by BlueAsh666 reviews
Things were all going great, until Ashley had to go and get herself in a car crash. And then, some guy that reminded her of Slenderman comes up to her and tells her that she can turn into a bear now, as well as some other things. Oh, and her brother's imaginary friend, Jack? Turns out he's not so imaginary... Everything just keeps escalating for her... And it kinda sucks. Jack X OC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,163 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Jack Frost, OC - Complete
Strength in the Stars by CourtVincent reviews
Anna is broken and alone at King's Drop bridge when a certain Doctor comes along for a heart to heart. I love writing stories with original characters and I really hope you like this one. A one shot that could possibly become more.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2013 - 10th Doctor, OC - Complete
Silent Slumber by TreasuredSanctum reviews
Jack Frost, the bringer of fun, Jack Frost, reduced to this. Set before Jack became a guardian. WARNING: Selfharm, Abusive Bunnymund! PAIRING PICKED: JackRabbit!.*NOTE: Fic VERY old - in process of being re-written as of 9/24/2015*
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,650 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Better With Two: The Doctor's Daughter by outcastfromgallifrey reviews
"A series of episodes from series 3 and 4 rewritten as if they had taken place during series 2." - Episode 2 of 6: Takes place before Rise of the Cybermen - The TARDIS takes the Doctor, Rose, and Mickey off to a strange planet with all its inhabitants fighting an eternal war beneath the ground...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Mickey S., Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Guidance by castielsbee reviews
When Jack meets a forest spirit, Eve Dawn, he vows to do anything to protect her. Eve is in terrible danger, and she will need the help of the Guardians to save her from her haunting past, and from Pitch Black. Will Jack be able to protect Eve from Pitch's control? Or will she join the dark side? JackxOC. Rated T because i'm paranoid.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,968 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by thagrrrl79 reviews
AU Kari watched the show because she loved it & it helped her escape. Imagine her surprise when she found out it was all very real. 10/Rose/Jack/OC
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,322 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
Fire and Ice by DarkFey reviews
Sera, a normal college freshman seeking what little fun life has to offer in her books and her drawings, her games and her writings, is suddenly and brutally savaged by the oddest snow-globe-carrying elf in the world. Her world, at least, because whatever planet the pile of snow she lands in belongs to certainly has more to offer than a simple elf. M for language/violence.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,385 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Heartlines by WalkingWit reviews
A modern university AU set in a world where Uther is the British government, Morgana is his rebellious ward, Gwen is her indecisive roommate, and Merlin ends up as roommate to the king of clotpoles himself, Arthur Pendragon. A bit of swearing involved.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 156,667 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Alice's Choice by ChillyRilly reviews
Alice has decided to return to Underland, but this time, on her own account. She is finally doing things for her own happiness and just when things are running smoothly for her, an unwelcome visitor comes and causes things to take a turn for the worst.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,529 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
My Ghost Named Merlin by Sacred3 reviews
Hi my name is Merlin. I'm a spirit but some say ghost and I've been haunting this house for quite a while and had a pretty free 'life', until I met Morgana Pendragon. Only then did 'life' get really interesting. Modern AU
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,231 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
The Reasons for Treason by CoLdBlAdE reviews
What would happen if Merlin saved Morgana after poisoning her in The Fires of Idirsholas? What would they have to say to each other? And what might unfold from there?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 384,524 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
The Tallest Tower by Naisa reviews
What if, years ago, when Morgana was still a child, she had accidently revealed her power in front of King Uther? Devastated, but unable to bring himself to kill his own ward, he locked her away and told the people she was dead. But such secrets cannot be hidden forever, and soon someone will wonder what's being kept in Camelot's Tallest Tower...AU, Mergana. Complete, sequel up!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,768 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - [Morgana, Merlin] - Complete
The Red on Her Dress by A Shadow's Lament reviews
When her life is saved by a mysterious stranger, the last thing she expects is that he harbours a secret, a secret that she may hold the key to breaking… Relative AU work, two-shot. Rated T.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,286 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Super by Airplane reviews
Rapunzel's an honorable, crime fighting hero. And she's having a tryst. With a cat burglar. AU.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,962 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Pick Me Up by EmeraldgreenTomboy reviews
It can't be…I am not falling in love with my best friend…no, no, no! Why should he love me anyways…he could have any girl he wants, he is that gorgeous. Why pick me?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Sempiternal by lauraxtennant reviews
Set during series 4 sometime, an alternative reunion to that which we see in The Stolen Earth. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Tempted by p3t3r33d reviews
Last chapter up!Nora and Patch are in love, but Nora feels that Patch wants more from her...Lots of Patch! Review Please!
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Nora G., Patch/Jev - Complete
You Know You've Played Too Much Alice When by KuroixHitsuji reviews
A list of things that happen when you're obsessed. Contains items from both American McGee's Alice and Alice: Madness Returns. CONTAINS SPOILERS. Rated T for language.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Alice - Complete
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I Wish I'd Told You When I Could Have reviews
"Rose Tyler, wherever you are, I love you." And his vision went dark. In a parallel universe, Rose Tyler shot up in her bed, panting, because she could have sworn she'd heard the Doctor's voice. It was telling her he loved her. T for depressing themes
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
His Jacket, Her Life, Their Adventures
I ran to my knapsack and grabbed The Jacket. I put it on, and laid down. It still smelled like Butch. Smoke, rum, hair product, and his cologne. I fell asleep with it on, dreaming about the good times in the vault. I know, bad summary, but PLEASE READ!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,644 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Lone Wanderer, Butch DeLoria - Complete
Chasing Shadows reviews
"There's no places for shadows. The lights keep them away, so we're safe." Safelights in the room dimmed. One shut off. "Except for the ones WE cast, so that means-" "We've lessened the places for shadows, but they're connected to us." "So we're screwed."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Morgana, Merlin
Heavy in Your Arms reviews
1st story! please be nice! what if Morgause enchanted Morgana into thinking that she needed to kill Uther and Arthur, and then she found out? Sorry, cruddy summary... R&R After a few constructive criticism reviews, I'll edit/revise it and re upload!:
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete