I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Fifth year: After the Dementor attack, Harry is not returning to Hogwarts – is he? ! Instead of Harry, a snake moves into the lions' den. People won't know what hit them when Dumbledore's chess pawn Harry is lost in time… Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!

Harry left the wizarding world after defeating Voldemort for revenge against his parents real killer. He gets his revenge in unorthodox ways. Six years later, he is visited by a pair of angels, who want him to prevent Sam's fall from grace. SLASH SW/HP

One small accident spirals out of control when Kurt can't seem to leave the poor Dalton Student Harry Beaumont alone. He really should have listened when the other Warblers told him to stay away. (slash, het, bad language, liberal disregard for canon. Slight Kurt bashing)

Stripped of his humanity, Logan became Weapon X. When the doctors were through; he was little more than a remote controlled beast guided by base instinct. In contrast, Harry became Weapon IX and was stripped of his human trappings. Care, love, and compassion were torn from him, creating a superb machine who kills without remorse. Is that all they will ever be? *Slash*

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

Dumbledore thinks he will rescue Harry from his terrible family, setting himself up as Harry's mentor. Unfortunately for him, somebody else got there first. BAMF!Harry, M for violence, language, child abuse/prostitution, drug use, and all around criminal goings on.

After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry (adopted)Father!Voldemort

Canon Divergence. Obadiah Stane still sells Tony out the way he does to the Ten Rings, however, the Ten Rings and Stane make another deal to get rid of him and earn a bit of money. They sell him to space slave traders so he'll be a profit that will never annoy them again. X amount of months into his slavery Loki is on the same planet as him and buys Tony. [FrostIron/ Tony x Loki]

Newt/Harry, Timetravel Shenanigans, Canon Divergent. His plan was to avoid changing the timeline. He knew he wouldn't be able to resist if the opportunity presented itself. So he fled to Africa, where opportunity found him instead.

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

Running away from the Dursleys at a young age was a turning point of his destiny. Now he lives alone in the wilderness of a land long forgotten by the passage of time. And this is the story of his discovery in the lost world beneath. DISCONTINUED.

Every revolution had its beginning. The Founders'. Grindlewald's. Lord Voldemort's. The question is, are you ready for THIS? 4th year fic. HardCore!Draco. Sarcastic!Draco. Broken!Harry. Inventor!Harry.

"Succorbentis?" Malfoy asked quietly, his face immediately hidden by that insufferable mask. "You have Succorbentis?" Silence. "You know it's an incredibly rare disease, right? You know it's incurable, right?" Silence. "...No wonder you're in denial." Ron/Hermione/Gryff Bashing

1724. All Harry wanted to do was to cross the Atlantic and start his apprenticeship under one of the most renowned physicians. Tom Riddle is convinced everything floating in the seven seas belongs to him. That includes ship-wrecked, green-eyed youths. Especially if they tell him to fuck off. [yes this is a Pirate!AU. Oneshot. Kind of?]

Hydra sought to turn a child into a weapon, to use his own pain to forge him into an unstoppable force, capable of carrying out whatever their will might be. Unfortunately for them, an uncontrolled weapon will destroy its creator just as easily as it would any other, and Harry Potter is not willing to let himself be controlled.

HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

HP(Fem)/Klaus: Forced through necessity to move to America, Rei Potter has only one goal: Get her magic fixed as soon as possible so she can go home. Unfortunately, Mystic Falls isn't as quiet and idyllic as she's been led to believe and when Original Hybrids begin crawling their way into her heart against all odds, she doesn't know what to think.

Fairytale AU. Loosely inspired by Beauty and the Beast. Some said he was once a man, cursed, and some that he sold his soul to demons and became one in turn. Others said that such evil as he could never have been human. That he was instead a nightmare, left lingering upon the earth a very long time ago. Harry just knew it wasn't safe to walk near the Riddle House after dark.

Draco will never forgive Harry for making him a better person, and will never forgive himself for falling in love with him.

After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.

The Alpha had made him flame . . . something. Wait, where was his rider? And why did the air smell like blood? A What-if based on HTTYD 2. Beware of spoilers.

SLASH Follows along with the movie.River is a fellow coworker of Jake's and during their first visit he gets left behind in Pandora.Unfortunately it wasn't Neytiri who picked him up.It was Tsu'tey.Trouble follows.Details inside.OC

Alt translation of Chinese fic. LV/HP, Time travel, AU, bit of MPREG. Harry lost the war and died but ended up in the past, first meeting six year old Tom Riddle, then attending Hogwarts where Prof. Riddle was teaching DADA, love moves in mysterious ways

AU. After his parents' deaths in 1927, Hadrian Peverell is adopted and taught the art of politics. Years later, as war looms on the horizon and his very identity becomes his greatest secret, Hadrian has no choice but to trust someone almost as dangerous as he himself: Tom Riddle. A story of love and loss. A story of power, and of one too great to seek it. HP/TMR. DarkHarry

SM/HP: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.

AU, Slash LV/HP– Voldemort attained immortality through his bloodline of Slytherin. Entering the Ministry of Magic, he rose through the ranks quickly. In 1978, he hears of a prophecy and leaves his job, successfully entering Hogwarts… becoming their DADA Professor. HIATUS.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -

House and Chase get together. How long does it take for everyone else to notice? Slash

What was going through Sam's mind the night Bee was captured?