hatsu-chan and the monkeyshide bio
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto. My name is Hatsu-chan.Me and my team of highly-trained Excuse me for the interuption, but I must say, no one trained us, we are simply supior. Thank you. ... UM... uh... i dunno what to put here... |
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Your Mom by Determined reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U.
Possibilities by Asura of Love reviews
neji isnt concerned with "love", so what makes hiashi think that he'll find a wife by his 18th birthday? now that tenten is the lucky victim, and the entirety of konoha is involved, will neji see it hiashi's way? or will this all go in nobody's favor?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,400 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Neji H., Tenten
Express Your Feelings by TheFirstTime reviews
Sakura, Tenten, Ino, and Hinata go to the karaoke place to sing. They sing and have fun but, later that night they didn’t know was that Tsunade, was watching them and brought some people to help her decided entertainment for the Konoha Festival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,800 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/18/2006
Naruto's World by Hiei098 reviews
A girl named Jennifer and some friends get sent to Naruto's world... Let the chaos begin! [no parings][sry bout the first chapter here is the disclaimer:I do not own any thing in this story]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,442 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 12/22/2005
Uncensored Angsty Flashbacks by fillerab reviews
What REALLY happened in all of those flashbacks. Final Chap Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006
Akamaru's Bath Day by xxx GAARA xxx reviews
Akamaru is dirty Akamaru needs a bath, it is a long process, with it take all of Konoha to bath this dirty mutt? THANK YOU TO OUR REVIWERS, vote for pairings next chappy Ch.6 UP , 10 reviews to update
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006
Forty Ways To Scare a Ninja by NoCareChakara reviews
...the title says it all... MAJOR OOC, PURE CRACK. The authoress is terrible when it comes to deadlines
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,131 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Naruto U.
Popcorn Chicken by Glitterrock reviews
Gwen and Krit are back to tormet the people of FMA will they servive unlike the world of Naruto and a new person has arrived to help destroy the FMA minds.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
50 ways to Freak Out Yakushi Kabuto:THE FANFICTION by ZukoKrazy reviews
Based off of 50 ways to piss off freak out Yakushi Kabuto. The Sound nin read the fic and decide to pull the pranks on poor Kabuto! 5 ways to freak Kabuto out per chapter. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Yosh! The Power of the Hyuuga Youth! by Lady Jaye1 reviews
A shocked Neji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Neji H., Lee R.
30 ways how to annoy each memeber of team 7 by Marchioness of Trannsylvania reviews
30 was all it takes to get them annoyed :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Koofuku? Kinodoku? by tragicxglamour reviews
Tenten’s mother always wanted her daughter to get a boyfriend but Tenten never seemed interested in any guys until one night she over heard her daughter sleep talking. This is her one chance and she will do anything even if she has to blackmail Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Sasuke's Mommy by rmcHolicxxx reviews
What happens, when there is a childish Sasuke clinging to a person he thinks is his mommy? Cute? Yeah, right. Disturbing? Very. Especially when that Sasuke is eighteen years old!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
30 Ways to Annoy the Akatsuki Members by WolfB9191 reviews
I will give you 30 different ways to totally piss off Itachi, Deidara, Zetsu, Sasori, the Leader, and Tobi. Lets the fun start
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Gaara's Gone Insane! Caffeine Rampage! by Iwin1234 reviews
Gaara has never had any caffeine in his lifetime. What happens when a drop of Mountain Dew MDX drops in his mouth and goes down his system? What chaotic things will happen? Find out! No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Gaara
Snotrags & Shitribbon by Chopkins reviews
Neji and Tenten search for the meaning of life while on a journy to Rite Aid to buy toilet paper. [Chapter One's been completely rewritten].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Best Naruto Dream Ever by Chibi-Penguin-Chan reviews
A dream that I had, that I put into story format.It's extremely random, and doesn't really have a plot. Has Inuyasha and Scooby Doo in there, just because I'm crazy. Full summery inside, no real pairing, though Sasuke does get overprotective
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Orange Soda by Glitterrock reviews
The Naruto Gang is being tormented by two crazy girls from some world that they have never heard of and so BEHOLD as we go through and destroy all normality with the purple hippos of death. NO ONE WILL BE SPARED the insanity will leak to all of them MWAHA
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,766 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
No Means No by Monoshiri reviews
The real roots of Itachi and Orochimaru's mutual dislike. Kisame tries to convince Itachi into something he swore never to do again. Crack, and beware the chibi Sound Four.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
30 Ways To Irritate Aburame Shino by kikofreako reviews
Kikofreako assumes no responsibility and advises against trying any of this at home. Or anywhere else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
It's Not Gray! by ReesieReese reviews
Kakashi gets tired of people calling his hair gray...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto Outtakes by Yoru no Tsuyu reviews
Crazy one. Just to make fun of 'em. A new set of outtakes, this time the victims being the people of Naruto. Rated for language and comnotations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
I Wish by QueenDufus reviews
Four Rabid Fangirls. A Talking Book. And the World of Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2006
30 Ways to Make Umino Iruka Mad by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
A 30 Ways, Irukastyle! God, that was cheesy...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Iruka U., Deidara - Complete
30 Ways to Make Kiba Ratha Angry by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 Ways to annoy the dog ninja! Title varies.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Kiba I., Hana I. - Complete
30 Ways to Make Orochimaru Bite You by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Yes, a 30 Ways on the Snake guy. Take pleasure.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Karaoke? by xGameBoy-Mafiax reviews
What happens when everyones bored and Sakuras desides to have a karaoke night? its quite ammusing hehe rated for some swaring in songs... oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto's type of Humor by Uchiha-Sakura 06 reviews
Any thing funny that you would never guess would happen. A group of oneshots all dealing with humor. First oneshot: Orochimaru's Survey
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2006
Christmas Love by entanglednthorns reviews
NejiTen. It's a week 'til Christmas and Tenten's parents have gone off on a mission stating she has to stay with a friend, Hyuuga Neji. See what happens when Tenten stays at Neji's home. Some romance blooms and things start to get a little hectic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,128 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Neji H., Tenten
30 Ways to Drive Sakura Crazy by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Two 30 Ways stories in one day! Oh, yeah!How to drive our Sasukeobsessed multipairer up the walls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Gaara by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The highly anticipated continuation of the 30 Ways series! Also called, 30 Things not to Do Around Gaara if you Value Your Life
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
30 Ways to Make Sasuke Punch You in the Teeth by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 Ways to annoy our Stoic Sharingan user.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Ways to Make Hyuuga Neji Mad by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 SureFire ways to annoy our Byakugan user extrordinare. Requested by Garden of Everything.I thouroughly enjoyed writing this one, and hope you'll enjoy reading it. :
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Neji H.
50 Ways to Piss Off Freak Out Yakushi Kabuto by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
50 Ways to Piss off and frighten our favorite Sound Nin...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Kabuto Y., Tayuya - Complete
know your nins! by ihavetoomanynicknames reviews
know your stars my way!Gaara...Kankurou...Kabuto...Naruto...Sakura...Sasuke...Rock Lee...Neji...Tenten...Shino...Hinata...Kiba...Ino...Chouji...Shikamaru...Temari...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The 12 Days of Christmas by The Demonic Ninjas 3 reviews
It's Christmas time! Tenten decides takes up the microphone and starts singing...the 12 Days of Christmas...her way! [NejiXTenten oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Damn Girl by Appleiam reviews
OH my gosh! Neji's engaged...to a dumb girl he didnt even like! What will Tenten do? Freak out? Find out by reading it please!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 5/27/2005
7 Days: Tenten's Toughest Mission! by no longer here folks reviews
DISCONTINUED Tenten's father has announced that if she can't find a boyfriend in a week, he will find a HUSBAND for her! In her desperation, she asks Neji to pose as her boyfriend. Wait a sec... NEJI?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,132 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Tenten, Neji H.
Is it true? by IheartSasukun reviews
Tenten believes Neji likes his fangirls..And Gai-sensei tells them they are going on a mission? Since when? NejixTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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The story without no name reviews
Actually serious, sorta. Nejiten. My first Romancey sorta thing. DON'T HURT ME! R&R means read and review right? OK then R&R! Rated T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,369 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
New meat reviews
The new generation of ninjas come along led by the old ones! oh, chaos will reign! Gaara's got a girl, Naruto doesn't have a clue, so many more things will happen! Lot's of my characters. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2006
uh i dunno? reviews
just read it... i dunno how to summerize nejiten and others i guessT? because i want to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/27/2006
Kasuto ugh I suck at titles reviews
Its seems like in every fanfic that someone gets transported to to naruto world and kakashi finds them... same thing but Gaara finds them! yay! ugh... Yah XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006
The Chronicles on Hatsumomo and Saiyuli reviews
yea we get transported to Naruto world, just read it ok? its PG because i want it to be.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006
Watch out, here comes Meg, Jordyn, and Kiwi! reviews
ok this started as a dream I had, and I decided to add more so i could make a fanfic! ok rated T just in case. i suck at summaries. me and friends sucked into narutoworld. the end. embrace the craziness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Complete