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The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Marauders 101: An Inside Guide by n33n reviews
My deepest, most heartfelt congratulations! You have, inevitably stumbled upon this book. It is no ordinary book...in fact, it...well, what are you waiting for? OPEN UP! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Eyes of Ivy by WastelandRose reviews
A young runaway escaping an abusive home finds herself in the care of the Marauders. Follow her story as she learns about life, love, and dangers she never knew she was carrying in her own blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 129,893 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Bill W., OC
How to annoy Lord Voldiekins 101 by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
Basically three young witches proceed to annoy Voldiepoo to the brink of... erm, whatever. Written by Moosk and me. Warnings for mild language and alcoholic content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 28,622 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Voldemort, Voldemort
100 Ways to ANNOY Voldemort by ErikandChristine reviews
Update as of December! ! I know you guys have been waiting but Christy is back at the most annoying death eater EVER and Voldemort is all set to be annoyed. I've risen from the dead to bring you this update.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,801 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 12/25/2005
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
What If Snape Died by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if James Potter had been unable to save Snape's life? This story follows what Harry's life could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,661 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - [James P., Alice L.] Harry P. - Complete
Bewitched Snow by TwilightStar9879 reviews
[LAST CHAPTER UP] [sequel to Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero] Anna and Anthony are reunited but what if this perfect romance isn't so perfect?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7586 - Favs: 9,707 - Follows: 3,337 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Too much is not Enough by a.k.a ettie reviews
Bella is suffering an illness, which she hides from Edward. Afraid that she will cause him too much grief she moves out to Florida with her mother. Edward thinks she will return in three weeks, but then he finds out why she really is in Florida and he is
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,270 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/26/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006
Attempted Sin by Boho Bella reviews
A spin off of the fabulous Twilight, by the awesome Stephanie Meyer! Edward and Bella adventures! Bad summary, sorry. EDITED CHAPTER ONE NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006
From Hogwarts With Magic: The Notepassing Episodes by CAP.L reviews
The fic formerly known as 'notepassing'. Short summary: Notepassing between the marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Change by Hyperpokypenguin reviews
Edward changes Bella at prom. Now Bella must adjust to her new lifestyle. Meanwhile, Charlie, who has no idea what happened to his daughter begins a desperate search to find what happened that night at prom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,833 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006
A Marauder's Love by xXxemilyxXx reviews
Leigh Stevenson and her brothers are in a magical world, will a Marauder's love change everything Leigh once belived in? I know, I suck at summeries, but please, still review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,407 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The New Bella by reader71 reviews
Bella kissing a vampire. Not an odd picture. To bad that vampire isn't Edward. Bella's been chaged. It's been ten years. Edward is back and Bella is pissed. My first fanfic so be nice! Rated T for my implying things. Last Chapter Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,152 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Forbidden Ecstasy by Princess Twinkie reviews
Edward and Bella break up. Six years later, Bella is getting married but sees Edward. What happens? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006
Running Away by RnbwXSprinkles reviews
Sirius runs away from his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete