Beware, I'm Kai:D Short for Kaiyuhi. I'm not Japanese but Mum and Dad had a confusion with my name, so here I am! I had a confusion with my name earlier, because I was afraid people would stalk me if I put my real name there, so I put my real name and said it wasn't my real name, but it is, and I realised, how the hell would they stalk me? Hehe.

I am a girl. Just putting it out there, just in case of a gender confusion, honey.

I watch Naruto and Vampire Knight, I read the Hunger Games, but I despise Twilight FF's because I think the book's already good enough, why change it? The Summer I Turned Pretty, Shiver, Vampire Academy (: (TEAM ADRIAN!)
ContestShipping !!!

kind of.

Well, i'm going to list my favourite pairings, albeit very annoyingly and boringly, I assure you.

NARUTO:-

ShikaIno!!

One of the best couples, I mean, come on! ANTI SHIKA-TEMA!

One of the best ShikaIno fanfiction stories you'll ever read:-

"Keep Your Hands Off My Girl." by EscapedDiscovery.

KibaHina

"Love Me: A KibaHina FanFiction" by Fangie-chan.

Such a Cute Couple:))

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...

Then copy and paste this into your profile

If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

1. Your real name: Kaiyuhi

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):Kihayuix

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Kaiizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Kitty

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Jenna Birnam

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Leeka

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Jade Green Peach Tea -.-

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Lauraine Kok

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Milly

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I have a DeviantArt, so add me!

AND I HAVE A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT! Double, er, triple trouble! EHEHEHE xD

http://www.youtube.com/user/kaiyuhi99?feature=mhee

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Konan
2. Hinata
3. Kiba
4. Gaara

5.Sasori
6. Hidan
7. Nagato
8. Itachi
9. Hanabi
10.Haku
11. Konohamaru
12. Shikamaru

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

UMM. NO! Konohamaru/Hidan? wronnnnng.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

OMG FUCKING HELLLAA HOTTTT. GAARA I LOVE YOUUUU

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Um. Shikamaru getting itachi pregnant? o.O

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

Hanabi? Hell yeah! in fact i wrote one :D

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

hinata and hidan? uh. no. she'd probably faint from his hotness and he'd be swearing and swearing..

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Sasori/Hanabi or Sasori/Haku? i'd rather not choose.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

if nagato walked in on hinata and shikamaru having sex... um. RINNEGAN!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Nine fanfic.

Kiba/Hanabi

When Kiba's relationship with Hinata fails miserably and takes a turn for the worst, what can you do but fuck her sister around! WARNING: IDIOTIC STORYLINE

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Konan/Itachi? maybe. it's possible.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Konohamaru/Nagato...

Stupid Story That Noone Likes

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Gaara to.. de-flower konan? uh. nonexistent plot.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

sure.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

i do ^^

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Hinata/Gaara/Sasori? lucky, lucky, lucky, fucking lucky Hinata D:

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"OH ZABUZA!"

hahahahahhaha

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

numb linkin park! D:

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Konan/Hidan/Shikamaru

extreme: randomness

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Haku and Hinata: hey im cold wanna bya ku gan? ...i don't get it.

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Stuck up! Konohamaru Hinata/Itachi o.O

20. How emo is Seven?

VERY. NAGATO

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)?

Pein/Nagato, Konan, Gaara, Lee (SO COOT), Sakura, Deidara, Sasori, Neji, TenTen, Naruto (Shippuden, can't stand him in the original). Hidan, Hinata, Kiba, Shikamaru, Kankuro, Temari :D

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?

NagatoxKonan, GaaraxMatsuri, NejixTen, SasoxDei, KibaxHina, SasuxNaru, ShikaxTem, KankuxKiba, GaaxNeji

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi, yes, hentai, no. I don't like random things like Pein suddenly nailing Haku or something like that. It should be freedom to choose your sexuality :D

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

Not in public ;D

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise.

Pictures, Wallpapers, A konoha headband, sasuke uchiha keychain, :)

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

No. Although i wouldn't mind meeting Pein and his chest ;) hahahahha

7) NaruHina or KibaHina?

KibaHina!!!

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru; THEY WERE MEANT TO BE!

9) Which team is your favorite?

Team Guy, ALL THE WAY!

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Hell NO! Tobi=Madara. I know that.

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?

I KNOW that Yondaime is Naruto's daddy :)

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Nagato :D So Goodlooking and smart and strong and sad :( Konan comes second :)

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Um, I don't know really, because he's way too obsessed on the idea of revenge, but still, he's so complicated and wonderful so it's a very Love/Hate relationship.

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

How much time do you think I have on my hands? Pfft. No.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far?

No. Lucky Masashi's still alive! From that crazy earthquake. I hope the legend lives forever and ever and ever.

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Nah, he's enjoying life and I'm as ADD as him :)

17) Sub or dub?

Sub! English Dubs makes Sasori sound like a pedo, and Hidan sounds like an old man, when in Japanese he sounds sexy:)

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

PRO, BITCHESSSS.

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?

Well, Tobi is Madara, and Madara is a poo-head. So I'm not going to give you an answer.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is?

Hell, yeah!

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?

Um, is there a Sexy Nerd option?

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Kiba, RAWR ;)

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?

Weird is different, and different is original, and original is awesome. So, yeah. And anyway I'm pretty weird myself.

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?

Gaara! I like cute and shy Gaara who's always in denial and not so emo :)

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?

What. The. Fuck.

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?

Um, yes. What do you expect?

27) Do you like lemons?

Depends if there's a storyline, not just Kiba randomly kissing Kidomaru. And I don't like overly *wink wink* kinda stories if you get what I mean.

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Mum hates it. Dad likes it. I clearly take after dad.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?

No. Should I have?

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?

No?

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?

No. I'm clearly the victim here. Hehe, that's me, bitches.

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?

Yes, a few, but only 1 clearly understands my passion slash obsession.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?

Embarrassingly, yes. Yes, I have.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?

YES. And I'm not afraid to say it. My life has changed.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

No. Hehehe. At least not completely.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

HELL YEAH, CHA! :)

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

There's a theory? Um, okay? But he's not. NO.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art?

YEAHHHHH :)

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?

Mmmm. Yeah.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yep, Hato, Kutsu, Mahi and Nai :D

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Um, yes!

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who?

Hinata, Shippuden:) But I cut my bangs so I don't know. OOH I know, Kurenai:) My hair at least. But not my eyes. Hehe, not my eyes, definitely. Ooh, OOh, I look like a girl Sasuke/Itachi ^^