Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

xXxHolic / Being chased by nasty spirits with the intent to devour him was merely a fact of Watanuki Kimihiro's strange life. He was about to discover that amorphous spirits weren't the only ones hungry for his flesh. Doumeki x Watanuki x OC YAOI

AU. Watanuki has been enslaved by an evil lord as a cook in a war torn country. Can he make it out alive? DouXWata

Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions

The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto Sasuke and Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy because of his crazy students. Friendship fun ambition equals? Calculated chaos.

Watanuki decides to take a different approach to dealing with his mortal nemesis. Doumeki/Watanuki

Puck learns that sometimes, when you step outside your box, awesome things can happen. Especially when it's Rachel doing the stepping. Pure Smuckleberry with a side of plot.

Naruto's life the way it would have been if he was placed in a team with a sensei who truly cared for him and teammates that would slowly learn to accept and treasure his existence.

A series of Puckleberry One-shots. Some from season one, some from season two, maybe even a few AU. "She's his number one. Not to mention the fact that shes now an official badass. That helps too."

"You're gonna find yourself somewhere, somehow." In which Santana needs a song and Rachel is the one to sing it. Santana/Brittany, Santana/Rachel friendship.

Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU

Instead of Finn, Sue has Santana and Brittany go after Rachel in Hell-O. So, AU. Brittany/Rachel/Santana.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

Yuuko's an ass-kicking, name-taking mob boss with a vested interest in keeping the orphaned nobody, Watanuki Kimihiro, alive. To that end, she's hired a certain Doumeki Shizuka to be his bodyguard. Organized crime AU. Currently incomplete.

A gold star always makes everything better. Oneshot.

A few random mini-fics of WatanukiXDoumeki.

Five times Santana saved Rachel, and one time Rachel saved Santana. Not that Santana would publicly confess to any of the above events.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

AU. Doumeki, a Seeker whose duty is to capture witches, runs into a male witch and finds his life suddenly much more complicated. 104.

Merlin is given the most inconvenient fairy gift ever but it ends up getting him the best reward.

Matt is an evil genius, and a very good friend. Mike/Rachel.

Songfic/AU - When Arthur breaks up with him, how does Merlin cope? Simple, he gives Arthur hell in his own Merlinish way... I suck at summaries. Second chapter is up, this time from Arthur's point of view - Two Shot story

AU. While at an Invitational in Las Vegas a drunken Santana realises that Rachel isn’t hiding a hairy chest under all that argyle.

Done for the glee bff fic exchange, where the requester wanted a Santana and Rachel friendship story centered around the theme "having each other's backs." Santana learns true friends rock way more than Sharpies.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.

So, a pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to a ninja... Alternate Universe story, inspired by fanart by zelas. Gift for beltenebra on LiveJournal.

After helping out the hydrangea bush, Doumeki comes down with a fatal cold. Watanuki goes to Yuuko for help, but her solution for the problem is definitely not at the top on his list of things he'd like to do. Watanuki hated his life.

He would not have taken the job if he had known. Going broke had to be better than dealing with this. Too late now. AU DouWata.

Written for a prompt. Basically, Rachel realises how good Arties voice is, and promptly falls for him. No one is more shocked than Artie.

It's not a good offense, no matter how many times you say it. Watanuki finally beats Doumeki in something, but that's not much comfort. Slightly angsty.

Sometimes it only goes one way and sometimes it goes both. In so many different ways. -Oneshot-

Sometimes, Watanuki can barely resist the urge to do terrible things to Doumeki. Rated for suggestiveness, AKA:Pervy humour. NOT LEMON! Seriously, stop asking, please! Slight humorous implications of DoumekiWatanuki.

Himawari, Watanuki and Doumeki are an interesting group. Some don't see why they come together so well. But each brings their own special something to the group. Their kinda like a patchwork quilt.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

AU oneshot. Watanuki destroys his kitchen and Yuuko-san kindly refers him to a top-notch handyman she just happens to know for the job. A slight twist at the end surprises Watanuki.

Camelot is plagued by odd happenings at in-opportune times. Sir Bedivere is on a quest to stop it. However, things don't quite work out as planned...Crack fic. It's the sugar's fault. Honestly. Slash Arthur/Merlin

Arthur/Merlin:: Everyone is horribly misguided and thinks that Arthur and Merlin are a couple. Arthur and Merlin, armed with nothing but fierce denial, set out to prove everyone wrong..or die trying.

Arthur had his reputation to consider and a Merlin haircut was clearly a one-way ticket to Heat’s Circle of Shame. Arthur/Merlin crack fic, hairdresser AU. Complete.

Naruto/Sasuke In which Sakura gets laid a lot and Naruto is repeatedly cock-blocked.

Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.

AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

The BAU are sent to England for a consult. Reid just doesn't seem to be having fun. Something a bit lighter for a change. Please R&R thank you. Rated T for safety.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Suddenly Reid couldn't be bothered by the disgust in the man's eyes, he was too busy worrying about the elephant sitting on his chest.

Spencer finally gets the courage to ask someone out only thing is he doesn’t even know he is asking someone out. ReidMorgan Slash

Companion piece to Closed Wound. A day after their first mission, Kanda needs a bath, wounded or not. And there's only one other to help him...KxA, a little more blatant this time. Complete with oblivious!Allen. Oneshot

Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.

Watanuki is the one who saves the day this time. DomekiWatanuki. Adult Content

a collection of kisses between our favorite xxxholic characters. doumekixwatanuki chapter 20 shoot to kill

Why exactly do you wish to work here, Dr. Reid?

Sometimes Watanuki is just too easy to fool. Slight DoumekixWatanuki.

Watanuki gets a late night visit from a hungry Domeki. I'm still working on the sequel to 'For Starters' so don't worry

Vaguely slashly drabbles, to be updated erratically. Spoilers, though mostly unoticable.

Yuko's fantasy from 'Fun with Watanuki' comes to life. Adult content, DomekixWatanuki

Yûko is bored one day and decides to have fun with Watanuki to liven things up. WatanukiYûko, adult content

Being the catalyst for someone else's epiphany is a dangerous job.

Himawari thought it'd be great if she, Watanuki, and Doumeki all go to a school dance.

Watanuki brings Doumeki lunch one day, and gets a gift in return.

moved from clamp. mmmm...duck eggs. xxxholic doumekixwatanuki

Denial would be more comfortable. KandaAllen, Rabi. 2nd person narration.

Doumeki thinking about what he really wanted to say to Watanuki. Ref to Volume 5 Moved from Clamp

A collection of drabbles and shorts. Most are KandaAllen, with the occasional KandaRabiAllen or RabiAllen. There's even a bit of gen.

Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.

Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?

"Just because one romance fails doesn't mean that another won't have the chance to grow."

Naruto ficlet. SasuNaru. Sasuke contemplates in a bathhouse after the ZabuzaHaku arc.