Diana Wolfskill
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Just another green-eyed mutant-child, former lab rat for the US government and current wage slave for a multibillion-dollar multinational company in the southwestern United States.

Diana is my real name. Diana was also the Roman goddess of the moon and of the hunt. Wolfskill (Wolf-killer or Wolf-skill) is actually a family name, on my mother's side.

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I Know My Duty by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
Edward walked a knife's edge in Volterra. What if things hadn't gone quite so well? Love can survive when it is surrounded by monsters, but it does not survive unchanged, especially not for one of the Volturi. Deviation 'fic-New Moon. Canon Edward and other characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 67 - Words: 388,582 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Feisty's Magic Grab Bag of Magic by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
This is where drabbles come to chill out w/other drabbles, show each other how it's hanging. Various ratings, pairings, angst levels. Newest chapter: Real Chagrinius, an FGB crackfic written for KCerena, based on *Real Genius*.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,666 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 12/2/2009
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,037 - Follows: 5,841 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10386 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,054 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Selkie Wife by Lissa Bryan reviews
Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 193,424 - Reviews: 3911 - Favs: 3,695 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Federation of Cassandras by FoiPur reviews
In which Renesmee runs away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,615 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15189 - Favs: 8,987 - Follows: 9,246 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Prelude in C by AllTheOtherNamesAreUsed reviews
Carlisle Cullen had experienced a long existence of isolation & facade, but the final wish of a dying woman sets him on a path to end his solitude forever. Canon. Carlisle x Esme, Edward. Winner of 2012 "Sunflower Award" & 2011 Vampie "Bloody Brilliant".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 243,604 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
Unto a Heart of Stone by jackiejones reviews
Bella,turned into a vampire in the year 1837, and Edward, determined to enter the Great War against his family's wishes, must face the potential for both love and despair embodied in one another. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 102,219 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12826 - Favs: 7,011 - Follows: 6,112 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There Will Be Blood by LaraWinner reviews
On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,419 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dark Goddess: E&B Version by Lissa Bryan reviews
A free-spirited archaeologist & a shy, absent-minded genius find a 500 year old vampire who thinks she's a goddess. They're try to sneak back to the US, teach her about the modern world, and trying very, very hard not to fall in love with the Dark Goddess. OOC/AU/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 154,588 - Reviews: 2891 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7343 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 3,845 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8122 - Favs: 10,587 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11455 - Favs: 4,442 - Follows: 3,641 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Artist in the Ambulance by creampuffsteph reviews
While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance? AH/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,393 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14834 - Favs: 11,682 - Follows: 8,116 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6746 - Favs: 4,721 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tender is the Night by LJ Summers reviews
Sequel to Open Up Next to You, this is the story of Bella meeting her true vampire mate. How the Whitlock Coven adjusts and how she comes to open her heart again remain to be seen. RUNNER UP for BEST NON-CANON FIC in The Non-Canon Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,557 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - [Liam, Bella] [Alice, Jasper] - Complete
Love's Little Book by littlestar300 reviews
Bella's looking for a fresh start and one day it comes to her in the form of a flyer about the Boston Book Exchange. Can she help the reclusive owner Edward Cullen into the land of the living, and can he help her make the changes she needs in her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,243 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12987 - Favs: 8,495 - Follows: 6,356 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Open Up Next to You by LJ Summers reviews
Expanded from my Heartbreak drabble. Ten years after the events of Eclipse, Edward meets his true vampire mate; Bella is left desolate. Alice and Jasper take her in with them to help her through her heartbreak. Rated for mature relationship issues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,108 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Bella, Alice, Jasper] - Complete
The Dark Muse by Alby Mangroves reviews
Safely numb, Marie has never had to question choices made so long ago. Until now. A chain of events has her running back to face truths, and the person she'd rather had stayed buried. Herself. AH, Angst, Suspense, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,995 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Downward Spiral by crmcneill reviews
Post-BD EU. Captured by the Volturi, Edward faces a nightmarish choice as Aro enacts a diabolical plan to break him. As Edward’s hold on his sanity weakens, only his memories of Bella help him stay strong as he faces the ultimate test.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,297 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Edward
The Red Eye by luluwolfkill reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 4005 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Adeste Fideles by LJ Summers reviews
A Christmas story written as a thank you to my readers. Mary Alice Brandon awakens alone as a vampire. She is first taught by two nomads before her visions teach her a way of life she would much prefer. Can she find the golden-eyed vampires on her own?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2011 - [Alice, Edward] - Complete
De Immortalitate by Raum reviews
COMPLETE "The life of the Roman patrician Antonius is put at stake by his father, Felix. When Felix brings to his only son a new slave, Bella, more reasons arise for Antonius' concerns. Felix's secret can change Antonius' and Bella's destiny." ExB AU/vampires
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,221 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5537 - Favs: 7,135 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Negative Twenty and Falling by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. Two weeks, a few cups of cocoa, a mountain of snow, a pair of mittens, and one Mr. Perfect-Gorgeous. I present to you: Skiward. Just a little bit of wintery fluff so that you don't think I'm always so doom and gloom. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 389 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 4,601 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twilight Moments by LJ Summers reviews
Dribbles and drabbles of oddments that I won't be making into stories. Do not expect plot - they're just moments. I might take requests. Currently rated T because that's how I usually roll. But hey, I'm flexible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 27,966 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Complete
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Lovegame by moneybeet reviews
Every night she goes about her business ignorant to the man who watches her from her window. She doesn't understand what is coming. She couldn't know the horrors he would subject her to in the name of fascination. E/B, DARK. Nom for Immortal Sin Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,679 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Away by Missypooh reviews
What if BD had gone differently? What if there was no baby & Edward changed Bella when they returned from their honeymoon as originally planned? What if Bella was a typical newborn after the change & lashed out at her new family? Would B&E recover? Dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,694 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11759 - Favs: 9,974 - Follows: 6,753 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Night Must Fall by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. In a world of night, shadows known as the Volturi reign supreme. Their word is law, unquestioned and unchallenged. A doctoral student threatens exposure, and a Volturi Prince has been unleashed to silence her forever. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,754 - Reviews: 3954 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Desperation by sweetishbubble reviews
What would happen if Jasper got to Bella in New Moon at her birthday party? **NOTE: THIS STORY IS CO-WRITTEN WITH LEESAM** Discussed on Twific Podcast 5/18/10
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,297 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stolen Souls by Nayaritism reviews
-"In our world salvation only comes in a coffin."-Longer summary & disclaimer inside/Multiple POV & central characters-pairings/VERY DARK/MA/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 162,762 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - [Bella, Edward] [Alice, Jasper]
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13475 - Favs: 9,777 - Follows: 5,080 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Alpha's Imprint by dorme99 reviews
From the first moment Bella and Jacob came in contact with each other there was never a choice. They were destined to be together forever. But is Bella really strong enough to fight in a battle between Vampire and Werewolf?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 150,933 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Bella Swan: Phone Sex Operator by tench11 reviews
When the only job opportunity comes along Bella Swan's way, circumstances make her take it. Too bad she can't talk dirty; worse, she's falling for a certain nervous, stuttering caller. We can't always get our way or get our dream job!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,116 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Loner by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10645 - Favs: 5,174 - Follows: 2,954 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14628 - Favs: 8,057 - Follows: 5,448 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
30 days of Emmett by 30 Days of Emmett reviews
5 weeks of drabbles and one shots from more than 70 authors, all devoted to the big guy with the dimples. All ratings, all pairings, all universes and genres.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,720 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Eric Yorkie, The Van Helsing of Forks by duskwatcher2153 reviews
"My name is Eric Yorkie and I possess knowledge that will change the world as we know it: Edward Cullen is a VAMPIRE!" This is Eric's POV of the events of Book 1 and remarkably, it stays within canon. A humorous look at Twilight from the eyes of Forks' most lovable geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,433 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Eric, Rosalie - Complete
Blood and Brains by WhoDatWTF reviews
When Bella Swan, average human, moves to Forks, she gets more than she bargained for: a homicidal zombie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
5 Nights Near the Battlefield at Laredo by mothlights reviews
Chelsea's gift lures an unwilling Jasper Whitlock to her side, but he's becoming more to her than a means to an end. PPSS blog said, "The chemistry between these 2 anti-heroes is mouthwatering & unforgettable... will leave you aching for more" - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,761 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Chelsea, Jasper - Complete
I Don't Believe in Vampires by lazykate reviews
"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 215,322 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Young Man's Fancy by LJ Summers reviews
WINNER: BEST CARLISLE/BELLA FIC at The Non-Canon Awards! Can a vampire love again when his true mate's existence has been ended? Carlisle comes to Forks before the rest of the Cullens, meeting Bella Swan in – predictably – the ER. Their romance is allowed to flourish...until Edward catches her scent. This is NOT a romantic triangle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,482 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Angel Eyes by RaeCullen reviews
When Edward first sees Bella, he never suspects that she is different, that she is blind. This is a story of differences, overcoming obstacles, rebuilding relationships, loss and above all; finding love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,579 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,502 - Reviews: 5617 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bottom Line by stupidsuckedinreader reviews
AH:Bella Swan is climbing the corporate ladder. She is finally assigned a new employee to manage. Will this self proclaimed good girl break all of the rules of corporate America to have the one man she can't? BXE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,688 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
High Noon by jandco reviews
"High Noon" is our version of what happens after the end of "Eclipse," co-written with Jennyfly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,027 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward, Bella
Take A Little Trip by KristenLynn reviews
3rd place GSC o/s, being continued. NOW COMPLETE. In high school, geeky Edward tutored popular Bella. It ended badly. Four years later, Edward reappears in one of grad student Bella's classes. Both have changed. A lot. Will it be enough? AU/AH,OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,946 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Pain to Miss by HelenahJay reviews
Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5932 - Favs: 6,264 - Follows: 4,855 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Surprise M'Ending by LJ Summers reviews
The long-awaited story about how Jacob Black handled the imprinting from The Hardest Part and how he has a happy ending of his own. Jake meets his imprint and has to struggle with liking her, loving her and handling the mating imperative. Jacob/OC AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,616 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Untouchable by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,599 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Century of Waiting by LJ Summers reviews
New Moon AU. Edward could not believe Bella jumped off the cliff to her death. A one-shot of how he handled her death and where it led him to go. Rated for more mature subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Edward - Complete
Never Saw That Coming by LJ Summers reviews
Winner of Best Overall in the Twilight Gem Pearl Round, this is the story of how Leah Clearwater met her biological match in the last man she would have expected. Rife with snark, Leah's spirit isn't broken, but made whole. Sixth in my Imprinting Series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,510 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - [Leah, Charlie S.] - Complete
Fugue Forgotten by lmbrtvll reviews
Abandoned in a less than perfect psychiatric institution, Bella is barely surviving. Spurred on by Alice's vision of the girl they're meant to help, Carlisle Cullen enters Bella's life. Can he, with the help of Edward, find what is lost? Ev.ExB, AU Dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,444 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
68 BPM by TwiCanonFodder reviews
Edward's first day back at school after the trip to Volterra is more difficult than he anticipated.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward infiltrates Bella's vampire club. He tells her THE TRUTH-but she doesn't believe him. Silly, silly girl. Vamp. Pr0ny humor. Very pr0ny. Written for the Twi Kink Meme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eddie's Little Secret by jajo reviews
What is real and what is fiction? Bc right now Edward is a player with a harem of 8 women, Bella could care less about Edward's love life, Emmett and Jasper are the perfect couple, Alice is an ice queen clueless about her looks, & Rosalie can avoid love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,733 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4108 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 3,923 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Surrogate Love by shwriteme reviews
Bella is a sexual therapist with unusual methods. When she goes on sabbatical to write a book, Dr. Hale calls in a favor and sends her a new patient. Bella must put aside her training and follow her instincts to help Edward overcome his difficulties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,230 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silent All These Years by AndYouLoveHer reviews
Her heart and soul shattered and hardened by years of emotional abuse, his life an addictive train wreck. When boy picks himself up off the ground, and finds solace, he finds girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,521 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wolf Girls 101 by LJ Summers reviews
In the same AU as The Hardest Part and The Imperative, Wolf Girls 101 is the guidebook Emily Uley is writing to help new imprints learn about what to expect from the werewolf that imprinted upon them as well as some of the ups and downs of Pack life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Emily - Complete
A Single Hour by wrldpossibility reviews
Bella does not jump off the cliff. As may have been inevitable, Edward comes back to Forks on his own accord. What will he find when he gets there?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,916 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,784 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
The Twilight 25 Challenge by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Welcome to The Twilight Twenty-Five, a community that challenges you to churn out, well, twenty-five one-shots &/or drabbles based on predetermined prompts within a three month period.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,480 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
The Wizard of Forks by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Support Stacie crackfic. Your favorite Twilight characters take a cracktacular journey from Kansas to the mythical land of Forks. Rated M for language, Roman Polanski jokes, and excessive urination. AH-ish, OOC. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Becoming Jane by LoreliD reviews
As Jane burns at the stake convicted of witchcraft; she vows vengeance upon her accuser. Once she joins the Volturi, Jane's sweet revenge is within reach - Indies Winner, 2010 Eddies Nominee M / graphic violence Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,851 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jane - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hardest Part by LJ Summers reviews
Winner of multiple awards, this is the first story of my Imprinting: The Mating Imperative series. How Embry imprints on his best friend's girl and does his best to win her love while exploring the imprinted relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,257 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [Embry, Bella] - Complete
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Survival of the Soul by Lady Saffir reviews
The trauma suffered by Bella for three years has left lasting mental scars. Surrounded by the support and love of the Cullen family, Bella begins to grow and finds out there is more to life than simply surviving.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,467 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,149 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5679 - Favs: 5,263 - Follows: 4,609 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,596 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Keep Smoking Cigarettes by Stretch reviews
Leah takes a long drag and exhales into the bright evening air, watching the smoke fade against the dimming sky. “I don’t like weddings,” she mutters simply.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 249 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 271 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete