Sminglish for Two's Profile

Hello, and welcome to our profile. You may be wondering why indeed we keep referring to ourselves as 'we' and 'our' and 'ourselves'. You see, m'dearies, it is quite simple. There are two of us on the account, thus the name Sminglish for Two. You may refer to us individually as Emmalaya and Ssa. Yes, that is 'Ssa' --ass spelled backwards.