Stories that are currently on my "must read" list:

Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian

Dreams and Darkness Collide by Epic Solemnity

The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf

Enduring Obsession by whitedwarf

Jewel Amongst Stones by Eschient

Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue

Naruto (Anime)

Bleach (Amine/Manga)

Vampire Knight (Anime/Manga)

Tsubasa Chronicle (Anime)

D.N.Angel (Anime)

Harry Potter (Book/Movie)

Hey everyone (fanfic readers)! Please visit the website Always Hoping and nominate/vote for your favourite Harry Potter fanfics or fanfic writers there.

For those who like reading really angst stories, especially on Harry Potter, Miss Laine has written quite a few stories and they are all absolutely incredible. I personally think that her Promises is her best piece of work, though the rest are also more than amazing. Go read them. I promise I wouldn't disappoint.

Oh by the way, GatewayGirl has shifted the rest of her Blood Magic chapters to another fan fiction websites. It can be found at fictionalley or the-archive.

Here's another Harry-is-Snape's-son story called In Blood Only by EM Snape. The author had also published it here on FF.net. It can be found in my Favourite Stories below. It's very good, go read it.

Snape-adopted-Harry
1. A Year Like None Other (completed and I have finished reading it)
2. A Summer Like None Other (completed)
3. A Family Like None Other (WIP)

For the full version of Jade Tatsu's hp fanfiction (Possession and Weapon), go to Jade Tatsu's adultfanfiction account here.

I have started to read vamp!Harry fics and have fallen in love with them. I put up some links of these fics below. All of them contain slash, especially Harry/Draco. So if you don't like slash, don't read them. I am now trying to search for some good non-slash vamp!Harry fics.

1. A Vampire's Soul by Lunadeath (slash)
2. Anniversary of a Turn by Scully (slash)
3. Blood-Bound by Never-Fading (slash)
4. Blood-Ties by Beren (slash)
5. Caged by ?? (slash, a very different twist)
6. Claiming series by Faith Wood (slash)
7. Clearly an Idiot by darco (slash)
8. Crimson Addition by Gomorrha (slash)
9. Crossroads by jade-requiem (slash)
10. Crossed Wires by stupidisco (slash)
11. Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition by Mirabella (slash)
12. Harry Potter and the Love of a Veela by Tiger Heart (slash)
13. Inter Sol Solis et Luna by Wihstrum (slash)
14. In the Dark by SlashPervert (slash; it's more of vamp!Draco than vamp!Harry)
15. Not Quite Like You Imagined by Canis Lupus (slash)
16. Tears of Blood by Branwan777 (slash)
17. The Line between Dark and Light by GoThIcal-Writer (slash)
18. The Price of Survival by demonflower (slash)
19. The Unexpected by Lilith leFey (slash)
20. Vampires in the Night by pittwitch (slash, oneshot)
21. Without Reflection by snottygrrl (slash)

Just to let you all know, I found most of these fics here. They have quite a delightful collection of slash (draco/harry) vamp!fics. Here is the Vampentine Master List the hpvamp community.

Go check out The_Minx_17, she has written lots of wonderful Harry/Draco, Harry/Severus, Harry/Lucius and some Harry/Voldemort.

Wow people, go try out this sorting hat test.

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

Here's another sorting hat test. Check it out!

Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...

SLYTHERIN

You scored 52% Slytherin, 20% Ravenclaw, 28% Gryffindor, and 32% Hufflepuff!

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
These cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.

Slytherins are known for their ambition, guile, and Machiavellian sensiblities.

Funny Quotes I found on the net:

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

2. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them seak.

3. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

4. Death is hereditary.

5. Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

6. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

7. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

8. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

9. My Reality Check bounced.

10. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

11. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

12. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

13. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

14. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

15. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

16. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

17. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

18. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

19. If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. -- Michael L.

THOUGHTS ON KIDS BY SOME MOMS!!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids
do you want?

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.

"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every
mother has it." - Chinese Proverb.

Children will soon forget your presents. They will always
remember your presence.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind
yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of
the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after
you've purchased new school clothes.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"
has never tried it.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

04/07/16